Saturday, November 21, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Abba Ne Topi Kara di

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 07:57 AM PST

LOVE STORY 2050

Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar Hogya
Larki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?
Larka bola jo Tum kaho.

Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.

Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,

larki ne wo DIL Theli me Daal k Apne Room Mai latka dia.

30 Saal Bad Jab Uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka Check-up kia.

To Wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or usne andaza lagaya k

ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Lagaan Remix 2050

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 07:56 AM PST

Lagaan Remix 2050

Climax Scene:

24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.

Bowler Bowls.

Amir Hits

Ball Splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's

Aamir Wins. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - CHEENI Taqseem Hogi

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 01:12 AM PST

Abhi Na Jao Chhor K Is Mehfil Ko Faraz...

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Thori Dari Main Yahan CHEENI Taqseem Hony Wali Hai. :-)

 (",)/'
 /))  Na Ja Oye.
_/ \_
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Kon Ziyada Besharam Hai?

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 12:34 AM PST

Voting Is Must:

Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard@ri?

If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"

And

If Zard@ri Then Add 1 into "Z"



N = 24
Z = 98585937

Add Kar K Fwd Karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - No Market for Sorrows

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 11:01 PM PST

There is No Market for Your Sorrows in This World.
So never Advertise Them.

(William Shakespeare)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Class Room is Like a Train

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:58 PM PST

Class Rooms are Like a Train:

1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.

Middle 3 are General Compartments.

And

Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Karhai Nahi Karwani

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:55 PM PST

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Tu Meri Bahu Na Hoti

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:45 PM PST

Bahu: Maa Ji Aapka Larka Mujhe Kabhi Maa nahi bana Sakta.




Saas: Chup Bewakoof,
Agar Main bhi Tere Sassur ke Bharosay Par Rehti
To Aaj Tu Meri Bahu Na Hoti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Causes of Heart Attacks

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:39 PM PST

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

But Paying the Bill does. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - 2009 Ka Urdu Qaida

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:33 PM PST

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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