Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Aaj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar: Aaj BV ne bohat mara.

Major Rohail:Kyu?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrena.

Major Rohail: Wow Katrena Kaif?

Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

Sardar walking at night

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...


Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra... :-)