Friday, May 7, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Miscellaneous SMS - Loan: Ufone Telenor & Jazz

Posted: 07 May 2010 11:38 AM PDT

(Important Msg)

Loan Chahey Jahan se Bhi Len "Sood" to Dena Parey Ga.

Chahey Aap bank Se Lo
Ya phir Telecom Services like Ufone Telenor & Jazz.

Ye Sab Aap ko 15, 3, 5 Rupay loan to Detay hain
Magar Wapis 4% "Sood" k Sath.

Ufone 15.60
Telenor 3.12
Jazz 5.20
Paisy Letay Hain

Aur "sood" Chahey 0.01 Paisa ka hi Kyun Na Ho
"Sood" to Sood hota hai.
Aur ye Haram aur Jahannum Mein ley Jane Wala Amal Hai.

Plz ye Msg Tamam Logon Tak Pohonchaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Mery sms Gandy Nahi Hoty

Posted: 07 May 2010 11:32 AM PDT

1 Aadmi Ne Raat ko Ghar Jaty Huye
Ek Boht Khubsort Jawan Larki ko Lift Di.

Achank Rasty main Boht Taiz Toofani Barish Shuro ho Gai
Or Un Dono ko Ek Hotel main Room Lena Parra,

Ittafaq Se Room Bhi Sirf Ek He Khali Tha,

Dono So Gaye or Subah Uth Kar Apny Apny Ghar Chlay Gaye.


MORAL: Mery sms Gandy Nahi Hoty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Life Paper -- Fill It For Me

Posted: 07 May 2010 11:25 AM PDT

* Life Paper *

1. Zindagi ka Yadgaar Din?
Ans:
2. Best Friend ka Naam?
Ans:
3. Kis ko Boht Yaad Karte Ho?
Ans:
4. Zindgi Main Parents k Ilawa kon Important Hai?
Ans:
5. Kis se Love Hua Tha Aur Ab b Hai?
Ans:
6.Koi Aap Se Pyar Karta ho Us ka Naam?
Ans:
7.Kis Type K Insan Se Nafrat Hai?
Ans:
Reply.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Abhi Is Taraf Na Nigah Kar

Posted: 07 May 2010 11:21 AM PDT

Abhi Is Taraf Na Nigah Kar,
Main GhazaL Ki PaLkein Sanwaar Loon,
Mera Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina,
Tujhe Aainey Me Utaar Loon!

Main Tamam Shab Ka Thaka Hua,
Tu Tamam Shab Ka Jaga Hua,
Zara Theher Ja Isi Mor Par,
Tere Sath Shaam Guzaar Loon!

Agar Aasman Ki Numaishon Me
Mujhe b Izn-e-Qayam Ho,
To Main Motiyon Ki Dukaan Se,
Tera Chehra Or Nikhaar Loon!

Kuch Ajnabi Tere Sheher k,
Mere Paas Se u Guzar Gaye,
Unhe Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui,
Tera Naam Le k Pukaar Loon!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Pehli Mulaqaat ki Khushbu

Posted: 07 May 2010 11:16 AM PDT

Taazi Hai Abhi Pehli Mulaqaat ki Khushbu

Jazbat Mai Doobi hui Lamhat ki Khushbu

Jis Hath Ko Pal Bhar k Liye Tham Liya Tha

Aaj tak Hath Mai hai Usi Hath ki Khushbu.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapse Meri Larai Hojaye

Posted: 07 May 2010 10:12 AM PDT

Question Agar Kabhi Aapse Meri Larai Hojati Hai To
Aap Larai Khatam Karne K Liye Kya Karoge?

Select Any number & Get the Funny Answer!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Answer:
1:Sorry
2:Hug
3:Gift
4:Love
5:Kiss
6:You'll send me balance
7:Smile
8:Shout
9:Dinner
10:Outing.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Ustaad Ki Khidmat Kar Raha

Posted: 07 May 2010 09:09 AM PDT

Teacher: Dekho Wo Apnay Ustad ki Khidmat Kar Raha Hai.

Isay apni Zuban May Tehreer Karen.




Student: Woh Dekh NUMBER BARHA RAHA HAI.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Our Lives are Copies

Posted: 07 May 2010 08:05 AM PDT

Our Lives are Copies & Each Day is a Page...

We can't Erase what has Already been Written...

But we can Try to Make the Next page Better!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Luck v/s Achievement

Posted: 07 May 2010 07:02 AM PDT

"Success Without a Positive Attitude is Called Luck...

But,

Success with a Positive Attitude is Called Achievement..."

Always Be an Achiever!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - SardarsJi Eating Hotdog

Posted: 07 May 2010 05:58 AM PDT

Two Sardars in US Eating Hotdog for the First Time.

Sardar 1 opens the Bread, Looks Inside,
Feels Embarrassed n asks 2nd Sardar.

"Which Part of the Dog Did you Get?" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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