Sunday, May 16, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Achi Biwi Aur Bhoot

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:25 PM PDT

"ACHI BIWI" Aur "BHOOT" Ek Jaise Hotay Hain.


Kyon K Unki Baatain To Sab Karte Hain.


Par Aaj Tak Dekha Kisi Ne Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - B.V Ka Dil Kaise Jeeton?

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:22 PM PDT

1 MEMON ki Shadi hui,
dost se mashwra Liya k Apni bv ka Dil Kaisay Jeetun.

Friend: Us k Pas Cigerate Laga Kar Jana
Aur Dhunwa Us k Mun pe Maar k Kehna
Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Aadat Bhi Chor Sakta Hon.


Usne Aisa hi Kya.

BV Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya


Nahi, Its Ok! Agar GOLD LEAF Hai to Ek SUTTA Mujhe Bhi Lagwa Do. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Ehsas Hai Andaz Nahi

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:16 PM PDT

Dosti" Dil Hai "Dimagh" Nahi,


"Dosti" Soch hay "Awaz" Nahi,


Koi "Aankho" Sa nahi "Dekh" Sakta Dosti K "Jazbe" ko,


Kyon k "Dosti" "Ehsas" hai "Andaz" Nahi......Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - My Wish For You

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:15 PM PDT

"DUA"

I Wish Your Life

"Soft as Silk"

"White as Milk"

"Sweet as Honey"

"Full of Money"

"May all Your Dreams Come True"

This is My Wish For You.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Wafa Ka Kya Gila Karon

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:13 PM PDT

Mera Taajub Ajab Nahi Hai.

Wo Shakhs Pehle Sa Ab Nahi Hai.

Wafa Ka Kya Gila Karon Main Us Se "Ghalib"

Wo Mera Tha Kab Jo Ab Nahi Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Man Loses Everything

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:11 PM PDT

A Man Loses Everything Bcoz of Drinking;
He Sees Bmpty Beer Bottles &
Smashes the 1st One Swearing
"You are The Reason I don't have a Wife",


Smashes 2nd One saying
"You are The Reason I don't have a Job."


Picks Up 3rd Bottle & Notices its Sealed & Full of Beer,

He says "STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - You Have To Do Whatever

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:06 PM PDT

Select 1 Colour
And You Have To Do Whatever Comes In It.
RED, PURPL, YELLO, BLUE, WHITE, BROWN, SILVER, GOLDEN
& Reply Must


SILVER: Tell Me Your Life's Biggest Achievement

Red: 3 Sentences In My Praise

Golden: Cal Me For 1 Mint

YELLO: Tell Me Your Life Unforgettable Day

WHITE: You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You Meet In Infront Of Everyone

BLUE: Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN: Send Me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple: Send Me Balance Of 50 Rupees....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tumhare Phool Se Chehry Pe

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:05 PM PDT

Tumhare Phool Se Chehry Per Gham Achy Nahi Lagty,

Humain Keh Do Chaly Jaen Jo Hum Achy Nahi Lagty.

Humain Wo Zakhm Do Tum Jo Umar Bhar Na Bhar Payen,

Bohat Jaldi Jo Bhar Jayen Zakhm Achy Nahi Lagty.

Tumhain Har Ghazal Main Rakhna Mera Dastoor Hai Lekin.

Sar E Mehfil Tere Charchy Humain Achy Nahi Lagty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Exams Should Be Like T20

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:02 PM PDT

Cricket Has Reached Exciting Levels With T20 & IPL.

To Improve Exam System, Same Should Be Infused In Exams.

1- Reduce Exam Duration To 1:30 Hr & Marks To 50.

2- Introduce Strategic Break After 30 Mints.

3- Give Free Hit,
That Is A Chance For Students To Write There Own Questions & Answers.

4- 1st 20 Mins Power Play, That Is No Examiner In The Exam Hall.

5- Introduce Fair Play Awards.
6- Cheer Girls To Dance For Correct Answers. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Buray Bain k Bhalay hain

Posted: 15 May 2010 10:50 PM PDT

Yeh Fakhar To Haasil hai, Buray Bain k Bhalay hain,
Do Chaar Qadam Hum bhi Tere Saath Chalay hain.

Jalna To Chiraghon ka Muqaddar hai Azal Se,
Yeh Dil k Kanwal hain k Bujhay hain na Jalay hain.

Thay kitnay Sitaray k Sirr-e-Shaam hi Doobay,
Hungaam-e-Sehar Kitnay hi Khursheed Dhalay hain.

Jo Jhail Gaye Hans k karri Dhoop k Tewar,
Taaron ki Khanak Chaon Me Woh Log Jalay hain.

Ek Shama Bujhayi To Kayee Aur Jala Leen,
Hum Gardish-e-Doraan se bari Chaal Chalay hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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