Thursday, May 20, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Urdu Poetry SMS - Sath Rehne Ka Wada

Posted: 20 May 2010 07:22 AM PDT

Na Karo Wada Sath Rehne Ka


Maine Saanso Ko Bhi Dekha Hai Juda Hotay Huye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Mushairy Main Gaya

Posted: 20 May 2010 07:18 AM PDT

1st Pathan: Mai Kal Mushaery Mai Gaya
To Logo ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Dia.

2nd: Wo Q?

1st: Shaer ka Nam Hayat Tha
Aur Mai Usy Daad Dy Raha Tha.
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Izzat Bachany Ka Tareeqa

Posted: 20 May 2010 07:05 AM PDT

Izzat Bachany Ka Naya Tareeqa.

Ek Larka Apne Dost k Sath Khara Tha k Wahan se Ek Larki Guzri,

Usne us Larki ko Ishara kiya aur Aankh Maari,

Jawab mein Larki ne us Larke ko Lanat De Di.

Wo Larka Apne Dost se Bola:

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Bechari 5 Baje Milne Ka keh Rahi hai,
Magar main Jaonga he Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?

Posted: 20 May 2010 06:31 AM PDT

Hamesha Log Password Wo Rakhte Hain Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolen,


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Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?

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Saeed Ajmal. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Universal Msg For Girls

Posted: 20 May 2010 06:29 AM PDT

Universal Msg For Every Girl:

"Kisi Bhi Khoobsurat Larki Ko Dekh
Kar Jealous Na Ho.
Balkay Ye Socho K Agar Ye Itni Pyari Hai
To
Iska Bhai Kitna Pyara Hoga." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Himmat Hai To Kar K Dikhao

Posted: 20 May 2010 06:07 AM PDT

It Is A Challenge For You.

Aap Kabhi Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte.

Himmat Hai To Kar K Dikhao.

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Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - The Value of Life

Posted: 20 May 2010 05:12 AM PDT

A Strange Reality:

The Value of Life Increases only After it is Lost!

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Want Proof?

Alive Chicken
Rs.160/-
Chicken Tandoori
Rs.480/- :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Dost Dil se SMS Karega

Posted: 20 May 2010 04:54 AM PDT

Ek Darwaish Kehta Tha K
Ek Zamana Aayega K
Ek Dost Dosre ko Dil se SMS Karega


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Dosra Kanjoos Bas Parh Kar Muskurayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye

Posted: 20 May 2010 04:46 AM PDT

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - When Forgotten By Dears

Posted: 20 May 2010 04:44 AM PDT

We Don't Die...

When Death Comes to Us.....

But We Die When We are Forgotten by our Own Dears.....

{Shakespeare}.......Read More SMS/Jokes

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