Sunday, May 2, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mohabton ki Sodaybazi

Posted: 02 May 2010 05:54 AM PDT

Woh Mohabton k Soday Bhi Ajeeb Karta hai



Bas Muskurata Hai or Dil Khareed Leta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Yaad Mai Jagne Ka Maza

Posted: 02 May 2010 05:51 AM PDT

Faqat Khuwabon Se He Nahi Milta Sukoon Soney ka Faraz.



Kisi ki Yaad Mai Raat Bhar Jagne ka Bhi Apna Maza Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - A Guy was Tired

Posted: 02 May 2010 05:50 AM PDT

A Guy was Tired of his Girlfriends Frequent Msgs,
Which always contained I Love You, I Miss U
Have u taken ur meal? ETC

1 night while lying on the bed the guy recived a msg frm his gf
He didnt bother to read nd went to sleep
Next morning he received a call from her phone that his girlfriend was killed last night.

He rushed and read the text which said:
Honey Plz help, Sumone is Following Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Zameen Per Mera Nahi Hai Woh

Posted: 02 May 2010 05:47 AM PDT

Aisa Nahi k Shakhs Acha Nahi Hai Woh

Jaisa Mery Khayal Mein Tha Waisa Nahi Hai Woh

Takhleeq Aasman pe Mery Liya Howa

Mana k Is Zameen Per Mera Nahi Hai Woh.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Buy 350cc Royal Enfield

Posted: 02 May 2010 05:44 AM PDT

No Matter Whether Guys buy 220cc Pulsars or 350cc Royal Enfield,

It cannot overtake a Beautiful Girl
On a 80cc Scooty-pep! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Most Lovable Lines Ever

Posted: 02 May 2010 05:41 AM PDT

Most Lovable Lines Ever Said:

"Heaven Must be Really Small,

Because I can See It In my Mother's Eyes."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - What About Me? Reply Fast

Posted: 02 May 2010 04:36 AM PDT

1.What do I Deserve?

2.What gift would You Like to give Me?

3.Which movie u will like 2 watch with me?

4.How will u react if I say shut up to u?

5.Whats the similarity between u n me?

6.Any funny nick name 4 me?

7.Which type of person 4 me?

8.My rank in ur friend list?

9.Bad in me?

10.U Want 2 say?

Reply fast....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ik Shaks Marne k Bad

Posted: 02 May 2010 03:35 AM PDT

Ik Shaks Marne k Bad khud ko jannat me dekhta hai,

Heran ho kr apne Rab se poochta hai:

Ya ALLAH!

Mje nai yad prta k mene aisa koi neki ka kam kya hoga jis ki wja se me yaha agaya,,


ALLAH Pak frmaenge:

Waqai tune koi aisa bara kam nai kya siwae is k,

Sone se pehle tu sub ko Muaf kr k soya krta tha,,

Tujhe kya lgta hai,

Tu mjhse zyada bara SAKHI hai,,

Ja maine b tujhe muaf kiya...(Subhan'ALLAH)

Dil kahy to 4wrd Karein.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Mera SMS Aaney Wala Hai

Posted: 02 May 2010 02:32 AM PDT

Mera Andaaz Duniya Se Nirala Hai.

Lekin Tera Waqt Badalne Wala Hai.

Ek SMS Karde Kanjoos Warna.

Mera Ek Aur SMS Aaney Wala Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Meri Ek Aisi Adaa Batao

Posted: 02 May 2010 01:31 AM PDT

An Interesting Question:

Meri Ek Aisi Adaa Batao Jis ko Daikh Kar
Aapka Dil Karta Hai k Bus Tum Jaisa Koi Nahi.


Send this to Your Friends and get Interesting answers.
But Reply me.......Read More SMS/Jokes
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