Monday, May 3, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Motivational Quotes - Power To Face Challenges

Posted: 03 May 2010 09:45 AM PDT

Umbrella Cant Stop The Rain,

But Allows Us To Stand In The Rain...


Confidence May No Bring Success.

But It Gives The Power To Face Challenges.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Yun Mat Khainch Mujhe

Posted: 03 May 2010 08:41 AM PDT

Yun Mat Khainch Mujhe Apni Taraf Faraz...

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New T-Shirt Hai.

Phat Gai To Bohat Pitay Ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Miss You JIGAR

Posted: 03 May 2010 07:40 AM PDT

Ek bar Jisam k Hison ki Meeting Hui.

Sab Hi Aaye Par Jigar Nahi Aaya,

Sabhi hairan hue k Jigar kaha Gaya,

Baad mein Pta laga Jigar to msg Parh Raha hai.

Miss You JIGAR.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Pyar Dard Deta Hai

Posted: 03 May 2010 06:37 AM PDT

Pyar To Jis Haal
Main Ho Dard Hi
Deta Hai...
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Kabhi Apno Ki
"JUDAI" se...
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Kabhi Tum Jese Doston ki
"HARAAM PAAI" se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jab Banda Touba Kerta Hai

Posted: 03 May 2010 05:35 AM PDT

Jab Banda Touba kerta hai tou
ALLAH pak farishton se farmata hai k aaj aasmanon mein chraghan kardo,

Farishte sabab puchte hain tou ALLAH pak fermata hai k
Aaj mere banday ne mujh se sulah ker li,
Toba ker li, jao aaj us k tamam gunahon ko mita do,
Nahi nahi balkay tamam gunahon ko nakiyon mein badal do.

Allah k wastay itni mohabat krnay walay Rab ko aaj mana lo,



Aao sab mil k TOBA ker lein.
Kaya pata kab, kaheen zindagi ki sham ho jaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Posted: 03 May 2010 04:34 AM PDT

Bacha Dukandar Se:

Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Dukandar: G Han.

Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tery NAAM Se Wabasta

Posted: 03 May 2010 03:33 AM PDT

Yaadein B hain kuch Aesi Tery NAAM Se Wabasta.

Har Subha hay jaise har Shaam say wabasta.

Bas Tery Tasawuor Se Fursat hee Nahi milti.

Rehti hain Teri Yaadein har SAANS say Wabasta.

Laakhon hain Taman'nayen par ye DUA hay.

Bas NAAM rahy Tera, Mery NAAM Se Wabasta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - JUICE Bana Rahi Ho?

Posted: 03 May 2010 02:30 AM PDT

Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:


Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: NA Re Baba!

Pain to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Inside a Clean Nose

Posted: 03 May 2010 01:27 AM PDT

What Will You Find,
Inside a Very Clean Nose Like Yours?

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A Lot Of Finger Prints.
Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Khana Banana Aata Hai?

Posted: 03 May 2010 12:23 AM PDT

Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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