Saturday, May 22, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Missing You SMS - Aapko Itna Yaad Na karen

Posted: 22 May 2010 07:13 AM PDT

Umar ki Raah mai Raste Badal Jate Hen

Waqt ki Aandhi me Insan Badal Jate Hen

Sochte hen Aapko Itna Yaad Na karen

LEKIN Ankh Band Karte hi Irade Badal jate Hen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapka Mind Kis Qisam ka Hai

Posted: 22 May 2010 07:11 AM PDT

Select 1 No Then I'll Tell You K
Aapka Mind Kis Qisam ka Hai.
Reply Must.plz
020, 120, 244, 264,
557, 302, 309, 900,

Answer:
(It's Really True)
020:Irritating Mind
120:Cool Mind
244:Clever Mind
264:Romantic Mind
557:Loving Mind
302:Duffer Mind
309:Lazy Mind
900:Soft Mind....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Aam Aa Gaye Hain

Posted: 22 May 2010 06:58 AM PDT

News alert:
Gulistan-e-Johar,
Landhi, Malir, Gulberg Aur Sohrab Goth ki Markets Main...

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"Aam Aa Gaye Hain"
>HAPPY MANGO SESSION<....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Dono Sawalon ka Jawab

Posted: 22 May 2010 06:45 AM PDT

Challange For You.
Fill in the Blanks Lekin Yaad Rahy
Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Eik Hi Hona Chahiye.

1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.

1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.

1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.

Reply Fast.


Answers:
1.Gala
2.Kata
3.Poori....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapka Couple Kesa Hoga

Posted: 22 May 2010 06:30 AM PDT

Chose color combination I will tel You Aapka Couple Kesa Hoga,

Green+white
Orange+yelow
Red+black
Pink+white
Blue+aqua
Purple+mahron

Reply Must.

Green+wite=compromizing cupl

Orange+yelow=paindu cupl

Red+black=hot n romntc cupl.

Pink+white=loving cupl

Blue+aqua=sweet cuple

Purple+maron=jagralu cupl....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Buraai Hotey Dekhen To

Posted: 22 May 2010 05:52 AM PDT

RASOOLULLAH (Sallallaho Alaihey Wa Sallam) Ne Farmaya,
"Jab Log Buraai Hotey Hoey Dekh Lain
Or Usey Badalney (Rokney) Ki Koshish Na Karen
To Qareeb Hai K ALLAH Unhen Apney Azaab Ki Girift (Pakar) Me Le Ley."

(Abu Da'od Hadith# 4338
Tirmizi Hadith# 2178)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mujhay Chhor Kar Na Jana

Posted: 22 May 2010 05:40 AM PDT

QASAM

Bari Chaah Hai Dil ko Tumhay Paanay Ki,

Tumhay Apna k Tumhara ho Janay ki,

Meri Zaat k Reshay Reshay Mein Bikhar Jaye,

Bohat Haseen Hai Adaa Tumhray Muskuranay Ki,

Pass Betho Haath Mera Thaam lo Or QASAM Uthao,

Mujhay Chhor Kar Kabhi na Janay Ki.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Kahan Rahta Hai?

Posted: 22 May 2010 04:36 AM PDT

Log Hain Khoj Main, Allah Kahan Rahta Hai,
Qalb e Momin Main Wo Har Aan Nehaan Rahta Hai.

Torh Kar Dekh le Khud apne hi 'dill' ko Aye Dost,
Aap Dekhe Ga k Allah d_l_l l Yahan Rahta Hai.

Chalen dill khol k Dekhte Hain.
dill
d_ill
d_i_ll
d_i_l l

Kahiye ALLAH Nazar Aaya?
Taalib e Dua:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabbt ki Shuraat Hoti Hai

Posted: 22 May 2010 03:32 AM PDT

Lab Khamosh Hai Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai.

Aise he Mohabbt ki Shuraat Hoti Hai.

Tere he Khayalon main Khoye Rehty Hain Hum.

Pata nahi Kab Din Aur Kab Raat Hoti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - New Tone Download Karen

Posted: 22 May 2010 02:29 AM PDT

Dear Customer:

Is Month New Tone Download Karen


Or Wo Bhi




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