Friday, May 21, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Urdu Text Insults - Aap Ko Kya Takleef Hai?

Posted: 21 May 2010 09:00 AM PDT

After 7 Days!

After 159 Hours!

After 16890 Minutes!

After 1015200 Seconds!

Sab Log.

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Jo Bhi Karen,
Aap Ko Kya Takleef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Posted: 21 May 2010 08:58 AM PDT

Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Boy: Haan Hon.

Girl: To Phir Mujhe 1000 ka Easyload Bhej Do.

Boy: Main Tumhara Aashiq Hon Ufone Waloon Ka Damaad Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - 2 Chehre Nahi Bhol Pata

Posted: 21 May 2010 08:37 AM PDT

Insan Zindagi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nahi Bhol Pata.

1: Wo jo Mushkil Tareen Halaat Mai Sath Dey.

2: Dusra Wo Jo Aise Halaat Mai Sath Chhor Haye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Ki Labde Pay O?

Posted: 21 May 2010 07:56 AM PDT

Allah Waleyo

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Ki Labde Pay O? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda

Posted: 21 May 2010 06:54 AM PDT

Ek Sardar Ne Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda.
Aur us Mein ja k Beth Kar Kuch Sochne Laga.

2nd Sardar: Aye ki ho Riya Aye Paa G.

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1st Sardar: Doongyaan Sochaan.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - ABBU Naraz Ho Gaye

Posted: 21 May 2010 05:54 AM PDT

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day"
Shoro Ho Jayega.




Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

"ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Africa Mai PPP Ki Hukomat

Posted: 21 May 2010 02:04 AM PDT

Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hain

K Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nahi,

Bijli Gas Oil Bhi Nahi.

Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hain.

Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi

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PPP Ki Hukomat Hai? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Shortest Proposal from Boy

Posted: 21 May 2010 01:53 AM PDT

Shortcut Propose

Boy: Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?

Girl: Kyon?


Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Teacher Aa rahay Hain

Posted: 21 May 2010 01:40 AM PDT

Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.




Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Rat Jagay Barhaa Liye

Posted: 21 May 2010 12:36 AM PDT

Rat Jagay Barhaa Liye Isi Hisaab Main Hum Ne,



Mohabbat Tum Ko Hai? Nahi Hai? Thi? Nahi Thi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

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