Tuesday, May 18, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Rainy Day / Barish SMS - Ghazal on Barish / Rainy Day

Posted: 18 May 2010 12:56 PM PDT

Ghazal on Baarish

Aaj Halki Halki Baarish hai,
Aur Sard hawa ka Raqs Bhi hai,

Aaj Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray Hain,
Aur in main Tumhara Aks Bhi hai,

Aaj Badal kalay Gehray hain,
Aur Chand pe Lakhon Pehray hain,

Kuch Tukray Tumhari Yaadon Kay,
Bari Dair se Dil main Thehray Hain,

Aaj Yaad Bohat Tum Aatay ho,
Aaj Yaad Bohat Tum Aatay ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati

Posted: 18 May 2010 12:50 PM PDT

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:44 AM PDT

Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya.

Daketi Karne Bank Gaya Aur Kaha:


Arz Hai

Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wohi Milega.


HandsUp, Apni Jaga Se Koi Nahi Hilega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Mere Liye Kyon Paan Le Rahy Ho?

Posted: 18 May 2010 09:40 AM PDT

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Dulhan Ko Kyon Sajaty Hain?

Posted: 18 May 2010 08:27 AM PDT

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

I'll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai

Posted: 18 May 2010 07:52 AM PDT

Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai Doctor Ki Medicine Ki Tarah Faraz...

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Aik Subah

Aik Dopehar

Aur Aik Ghanta Sham. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Continuing To Fill A Pail After

Posted: 18 May 2010 07:39 AM PDT

TODAY'S THOUGHT

Continuing To Fill A Pail After
It Is Full, Water Will Be Wasted

Continuing To Grind An Axe After It
Is Sharp Will Wear It Away

Excess Of Light Blinds The Eye

Excess Of Sound Deafens The Ear

Excess Of Sweet Deadens The Taste

Too Much Is Always A Curse

Most Of All In Wealth.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Yaad Aa Gaya Mike Hussey

Posted: 18 May 2010 07:15 AM PDT

Subah Nasthay Main Jab Pee Raha Thandi Thandi Lassi.



Yaad Aa Gaya KUTTEY DA PUTTAR MIKE HUSSEY........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Labon ki Sarsarahat Se

Posted: 18 May 2010 06:51 AM PDT

Labon ki Sarsarahat Se
Badan K Choor Hony Tak

Main Tujh Ko Is Tarah Chahon
Keh Meri Saans Ruk Jay

Khataon Par Khata'ain Hoon
Na Ho Kuchh Baat Kehny Ko

Main Tujh Mein Yoon Sama Jaon
Keh Meri Saans Ruk Jay

Na Himmat Tujh Mein Ho Baqi
Na Himmat Mujh Mein Ho Baqi

Magar Itna Qareeb Aaon
Keh Meri Saans Ruk Jay

Tere Honton Pe Jab Rakhon
Main Apny Hont Kuchh Aisy

Ya Teri Piyaas Bujh Jay
"YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - What Type of Brain You Got

Posted: 18 May 2010 06:47 AM PDT

Select One Number Then
I'll Tell You Aapka Dimag Kis Tarah Ka Hai.

A , B , C, D , M , N , R , U , Y, Z

Answer:
Scan Report Ke Mutabik Aapke Dimagh Mai Keeray Hain,

Kyo K Aapko Numbers Aur Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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