Tuesday, May 11, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Broken Heart SMS - Mar Jaty Hain Kuch Log

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:48 PM PDT

Saanson k Silsily Ko Na Do Zindagi Ka Naam.




Jeeny k Bawajood Bhi Mar Jaty Hain Kuch Log.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:46 PM PDT

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.


Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Special Good Morning

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:38 PM PDT

("
,,)pecial

("  |""\ /""| ("
,,) |_|'v'|_| ,,)

("        ("
,,)alam_E_,,)ußha

Dil
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G@@D

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¡       @RNING
|__|"v"|__|
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Cool Jokes - Types of Cities in World

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:35 PM PDT

Teacher: What is Velocity?
Student: Fastest City in World.

Teacher: What is Electricity?
Student: It is the most Dangerous City.

Teacher: What is Thermocity?
Student: The Hottest City.

Teacher: What is Elasticity?
Student: It is Expandable City?

Teacher: What is Plasticity?
Student: It is Breakable City.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Sonay Se Pehle Muaf Karna

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:33 PM PDT

Ik Shaks marne k bad khud ko Jannat Mai Dekhta hai,
Heran ho kr apne Rab se poochta hai:
Ya ALLAH!

Mujhe nahi Yaad parta ke maine
Aisa koi Naiki ka Kam kiya hoga jis ki Wajah se main Yaha Agaya.


Allah Pak Farmaenge:

Waqai tune koi Aisa Barra kaam nahi kiya Siwae is k,

Sone Se Pehle tu Sab ko Muaf kr k Soya Karta Tha.

Tujhe kya lagta hai,

Tu Mujh se Ziyada Barra SAKHI hai.

Ja maine Bhi Tujhe Muaf Kiya.
(Subhan'Allah)

Dil Kahy To Fwd Karein.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Watta Satta Chalta Hai

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:28 PM PDT

Larki Khubsoorat Kutte Ke Saath Ja Rahi Thi...

Ke Larke Ne Dekh Ker Kaha: Aap Dono Behan Bhai Hain?

Larki: Aap Ko Hum Dono Mein Se Kon Pasand Hai?

Larka: Yaqeenan Tum.

Larki: To Phir Is Ke Liye Apni Behan Le Aao

"Hamare Yahan Watta Satta Chalta Hai."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Happiness Like Radio Station

Posted: 10 May 2010 11:10 PM PDT

Happiness Is Like RADIO STATION

Broadcasting All The Time,

You Just Have To Learn

How To Tune It And Receive Favorite Channel.


HAPPY TUNING. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Tareef Us KHUDA Ki

Posted: 10 May 2010 10:27 PM PDT

Tareef Us KHUDA ki Jisne Jahan Banaya

Sanu Haseen Banaya

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>_/)( 
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Tuhanu Te Bus Magron Ee Laya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Altaf Hussain's Political Career

Posted: 10 May 2010 09:25 PM PDT

How Altaf Hussain's Political Career Can Be Destroyed?

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Don't Pick Up The Phone.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - LOVE STORY Ka Future

Posted: 10 May 2010 08:23 PM PDT

Apni "LOVE STORY" Ka Future Jane K Liye
Type Ki Jiye







Or

Send Kar Den



Apny


A-BB-A
A-MM-A
K Number Par.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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