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- Happy Marriage SMS - How To Choose A Wife
- Happy Marriage SMS - 2 Tyres of a Vehicle
- Mother's Day SMS - Khuda ki Jannat Dekho
- Adult SMS Jokes - Little Complicated Case
- Good Night SMS - Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt
- Urdu Funny SMS - Class K Sath Group Photo
- Islamic SMS - Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool
- Self Praising SMS - Sharifon ko Jeeney Nahi Deti
- Family SMS-Jokes - Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo
- Islamic SMS - Chemistry of Life
Happy Marriage SMS - How To Choose A Wife Posted: 13 May 2010 07:59 AM PDT Nobody Teaches Volcanoes to Erupt, Tsunamis to Devastate, Hurricanes to Sway Around & No One Teaches How To Choose A Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Happy Marriage SMS - 2 Tyres of a Vehicle Posted: 13 May 2010 05:32 AM PDT HUSBAND and WIFE are Like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle: If 1 Punctures, The vehicle Can't Move Further. Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Mother's Day SMS - Khuda ki Jannat Dekho Posted: 13 May 2010 12:01 AM PDT Khuda ki Jannat Duniya Mai Kabhi Dekhne ka Shouq ho Tumhain Faqat Ek bar Apni Maa ki Goud Mai Kabhi So Kar Dekhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Adult SMS Jokes - Little Complicated Case Posted: 12 May 2010 11:58 PM PDT Dr Returned To his Clinic after a Day Off And asked his Assistant Sardar about the Patients. Sardar: The 1st had a Headache. I gave him Panadol Dr: Bravo! Sardar: 2nd had a Runny Nose and I gave him Coldarin. Dr: Bravo, Bravo! Sardar: 3rd one was a Little Complicated! A woman Came, She took Off her Clothes and Lay Down on the Table And Shouted, "HELP ME! For 5 years I have not Seen a Man! Dr: What did you do? Sardar: I PUT DROPS IN HER EYES! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Good Night SMS - Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt Posted: 12 May 2010 10:54 PM PDT LAHORE aur Uske Mazafaat Main... "Shareef" Logo K! Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt Hua Jata Hai. Baqi Log Apny Muqami Waqt K Mutabiq Good Night Karen. Shukriya. Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Class K Sath Group Photo Posted: 12 May 2010 09:51 PM PDT 1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya, Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi: "Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K: Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi, Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi, Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai" Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola: "Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Islamic SMS - Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool Posted: 12 May 2010 08:49 PM PDT Buhat Muqaddas Hai Merey Piyary Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool. Kash K Is Dhool ka Koi Zarra Meri Qabar ki Zeenat Ban Jaye. AAMEEN SUMMA AAMEEN....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Self Praising SMS - Sharifon ko Jeeney Nahi Deti Posted: 12 May 2010 07:46 PM PDT Girl: Ye jo Samne Larka Betha Hai is ka Name Kya Hai? Waiter: Yeh "SAYYAM" Sahab Hain. Girl: Ye Mujhe Ek Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain. Waiter: Magar Wo To Aapki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay. Girl: Yehi to Pareshani hai. Moral: Duniya Shareefon ko Jeeney Nahi Daiti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Family SMS-Jokes - Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo Posted: 12 May 2010 06:43 PM PDT Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye. Baap: Beta Woh Kyon? Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi 3 or 3 6 Hote Hain. Aur Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Islamic SMS - Chemistry of Life Posted: 12 May 2010 05:40 PM PDT Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life. He'll Dilute your Sorrows, Evaporate your Worries, Filter your Mistakes & Leave you with Crystals of Happiness! INSHAALLAH.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
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