Thursday, May 13, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Happy Marriage SMS - How To Choose A Wife

Posted: 13 May 2010 07:59 AM PDT

Nobody Teaches

Volcanoes to Erupt,
Tsunamis to Devastate,
Hurricanes to Sway Around
&
No One Teaches
How To Choose A Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - 2 Tyres of a Vehicle

Posted: 13 May 2010 05:32 AM PDT

HUSBAND and WIFE are Like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle:

If 1 Punctures,
The vehicle Can't Move Further.



Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Khuda ki Jannat Dekho

Posted: 13 May 2010 12:01 AM PDT

Khuda ki Jannat Duniya Mai Kabhi Dekhne ka Shouq ho Tumhain



Faqat Ek bar Apni Maa ki Goud Mai Kabhi So Kar Dekhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Little Complicated Case

Posted: 12 May 2010 11:58 PM PDT

Dr Returned To his Clinic after a Day Off
And asked his Assistant Sardar about the Patients.

Sardar: The 1st had a Headache. I gave him Panadol

Dr: Bravo!

Sardar: 2nd had a Runny Nose and I gave him Coldarin.

Dr: Bravo, Bravo!

Sardar: 3rd one was a Little Complicated!
A woman Came, She took Off her Clothes and Lay Down on the Table
And Shouted, "HELP ME! For 5 years I have not Seen a Man!

Dr: What did you do?

Sardar: I PUT DROPS IN HER EYES! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt

Posted: 12 May 2010 10:54 PM PDT

LAHORE aur Uske Mazafaat Main...

"Shareef" Logo K!

Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt Hua Jata Hai.

Baqi Log Apny Muqami Waqt K Mutabiq Good Night Karen.

Shukriya.

Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Class K Sath Group Photo

Posted: 12 May 2010 09:51 PM PDT

1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,

Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:

"Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"

Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
"Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool

Posted: 12 May 2010 08:49 PM PDT

Buhat Muqaddas Hai Merey Piyary Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool.



Kash K Is Dhool ka Koi Zarra Meri Qabar ki Zeenat Ban Jaye.

AAMEEN SUMMA AAMEEN....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Sharifon ko Jeeney Nahi Deti

Posted: 12 May 2010 07:46 PM PDT

Girl: Ye jo Samne Larka Betha Hai is ka Name Kya Hai?


Waiter: Yeh "SAYYAM" Sahab Hain.


Girl: Ye Mujhe Ek Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain.


Waiter: Magar Wo To Aapki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay.


Girl: Yehi to Pareshani hai.



Moral: Duniya Shareefon ko Jeeney Nahi Daiti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo

Posted: 12 May 2010 06:43 PM PDT

Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye.


Baap: Beta Woh Kyon?


Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi
3 or 3 6 Hote Hain.

Aur

Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Chemistry of Life

Posted: 12 May 2010 05:40 PM PDT

Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He'll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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