Friday, May 14, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Self Praising SMS - Achay Logon Ki Khoobi

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:29 AM PDT

Achay Logon Ki Ye Khoobi Hoti Hai


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Unhain YAAD Rakhna Nahi Parta.

Woh YAAD REH Jatay Hain.


Jaise Meri He Misaal Le Lo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Ko Naraz Kar Dia

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:26 AM PDT

ALLAH ne "SOOD" se Roka,
Humne Bank Bana diye,

ALLAH ne "Zina" se roka,
Humne Cable chala dia,

ALLAH ne "Parde" ka hukm dia,
Humne be-hyai ko aam krdia,

ALLAH ne kaha mere NABI ki sunnat ko na chorna,
Humne Ghairo k Tariqe apna lye,

ALLAH ne kaha QURAN me tmhari kamyabi poshida hai,
Hum usy OXFORD ki kitabo me dekhte hen,

Zara Sochiye k hm isi wja se preshan or Zalil ho rahe hen,

Jisko Razi Karna tha usi ko Naraz Kar Dia.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Seene Se Emaan Hai Ghayab

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:22 AM PDT

Seene se Hamare Kahin Emaan hai Ghayab,
Muslim hain per Pehchan Ghayab.

Dunia ki Lazzatoun Main bus Mashghol Hain Hum Sub,
Or Dil se RAB-PAK ka Farman Hai Ghayab.

Hum Samne Kaise jayn Gey KHUDA K,
Jab Aakhrat ka Sabhi Saman hai Ghayab.
(Namaz Qaim Kijye or Apni Aakhrat Sanwaren)
JUMMA MUBARAK....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Soorat Nahi Seerat Dekho

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:16 AM PDT

Hum Dosti Main Soorat Ko Nahi Seerat Ko Dekha Karte Hain Faraz...




Tabhi To Mere Saray Dost Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Se Hain.


( @_@ ) Khalaai
< # > Makhlooq. :-)
_/\_
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par

Posted: 14 May 2010 08:19 AM PDT

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,

1 Larki Bethi Thi.

Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha

Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi?

Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,

Or.

Rait Per Likha.

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Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Hum Jeet Chukay Har Jang

Posted: 14 May 2010 08:12 AM PDT

Hum Jeet Chukay Har Jang,

Ab Ye Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai.

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AFRICA Ko Hara Chukay Faraz.

Ab AUSTRALIA Ki Baari Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Apki Tasweer Nazar Ati Hai

Posted: 14 May 2010 07:09 AM PDT

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Chaye Se Urty Dhuen Mai Aapki Tasweer Nazar Aati Hai,


Rozana In He Chakro Mai Meri Chai Thandi Ho Jati Hai.
GOOD MORNING....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua

Posted: 14 May 2010 06:07 AM PDT

Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua:

Allah Aapki Umer Lambi Kary
Allah Aapko Khush Rakhy
Allah Aapke Rizq Main Barkat De
Allah Aapki Har Murad Puri Kary



Yaad Ho Gaya?

Chal Pakar Pyala or Pohanch Masjid Pe. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Bohat Meherban Hai

Posted: 14 May 2010 05:04 AM PDT

ALLAH Rab-ul-Izzat Kitna Kareem or Meherban hai.


Hamari Ibadat or Taqwa Hamare Chehre Se Zahir Karta Hai.

Magar

Hamare Gunah Doosron Se Chupata Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Iblees Bhi Musalman ho Jaye

Posted: 14 May 2010 04:02 AM PDT

Husn-e-Kirdar Se Noor-e-Mujasim Ho Ja...


K Iblees Bhi Tujhey Dehkey to Musalman ho Jaye.......Read More SMS/Jokes

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