Tuesday, May 4, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Urdu Funny SMS - Kitni Pyari Larki Hai

Posted: 04 May 2010 06:36 AM PDT

Beta: Kitni Pyari Larki Hai.

Baap: Beta Ye Miss Hain, Teri Maa K Barabar Hain.


Beta: Haan Abba, Har Jaga Apni Jugaar Lagana,

Humain Kuch Na Karne Dena. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Apni Zindagi Ka Afsana

Posted: 04 May 2010 03:30 AM PDT

Kya Rakha Hai Apni Zindagi K Afsanay Main.





Kuch Guzri Light Aanay Main,

Kuch Guzri Light Jaanay Main. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Bohat Bahadur Hai

Posted: 04 May 2010 02:28 AM PDT

Aadmi Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Saktay Ho?

Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.

Aadmi: Woh Kaise?


Pathan:


Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Prayer Is Not Spare Wheel

Posted: 04 May 2010 01:25 AM PDT

Prayer Is Not A Spare Wheel,
That You Pull Out,
When You Are In Trouble.

Use It as a Steering Wheel,
That Keeps You on a Right Path,
Throughout Your Life.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Doodh Patla Aa Raha Hai

Posted: 04 May 2010 12:24 AM PDT

Larki Doodh Waly Se:

Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai.


Doodh Wala: Baaji Mujhe Kyon Bata Rahi Ho?

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Kisi Doctor Ko Dikhao. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Dua Hai Har Pal Muskurao Tum

Posted: 04 May 2010 12:21 AM PDT

Dua Yehi Hai Har Pal Muskurao Tum

Qadam Jahan Rakho Wahan Khushiyan Pao Tum

Na Aaye Koi Dard Paas Tumhary

Jisko Chaho Usko Sada Paas Pao Tum.

Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Thora Muskurao To

Posted: 04 May 2010 12:09 AM PDT

Ijazat Ho To Masoom Si Khata Kar Lon.

Tere Milne Ki Rab Se Dua Kar Lon.

Arsa Hua Koi Ghazal Nahi Likhi Maine.

Thora Muskurao To Ghazal Ki Ibtada Kar Lon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - Warmest Greeting on Birthday

Posted: 03 May 2010 11:40 PM PDT

Happy Birthday To You My Dear,

Hearty Greeting & Sincere Good wishes For a Sweet Person.
There is no End to all The joy I'm wishing you my Dear With all my best wishes on your Birthday.

The Warmest Greeting come Today
To Wish you nothing less then everything
That's fills your heart With special happiness again
Many many happy birthday & Many many happy Returns of The Day
Wish you Best of Luck.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - Your Birthday has Gone

Posted: 03 May 2010 11:36 PM PDT

May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers
Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours
And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory,
Long after Your Birthday has Gone.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
With love.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - Happy Birth Day To You Dear

Posted: 03 May 2010 11:33 PM PDT

\*H*\
\*A*\
|*A*|
/*P*/
/*Y*/

\*B*\
\*I*\
\*R*\
|*T*|
|*H*|
/*D*/
/*A*/
/*Y*/


&
Many Many Happy On The Returns of The Day.

May ALLAH Bless You.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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