Wednesday, May 12, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


English Funny SMS - Ladies Are Selfish

Posted: 12 May 2010 04:49 AM PDT

When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Gunah Per Sharminda Hona

Posted: 12 May 2010 04:47 AM PDT

"GUNAH"
Per SharMinda Hona
"NADAMAT"

OR

Chor Dena
"EHSAS" Hy

NADAMAT Se
EHSAS Tk
Ke
Safar Ko
"TOBA"
Khty Hy

AO LOAT CHLAIN APNE "RAB" KI TARAF!
Prayer 4 ALL.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Throw Stones in Your Path

Posted: 12 May 2010 03:45 AM PDT

People will always Throw Stones in your path!

It depends on you! What do you make from it:

A "Wall" of difficulties
OR
A
"Bridge of Success"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Zinda Rehne K Liye Zaroori

Posted: 12 May 2010 02:44 AM PDT

Class Teacher To student.

Batao Bacho Zinda Rehny k Liye Kiya Cheez Zarori Hai?


Student Zor se bolay:

Zinda Rehny k Liye Teri Qasam!

Ek Mulaqat Zarori Hai Sanam.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - YAADON ko Bhulane Main

Posted: 12 May 2010 01:43 AM PDT

YAADON ko Bhulane Main kuch dair to lagti hai.

ANKHON ko sulany main kuch dair to lagti hai.

Kisi SHAKHS ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota.

DIL ko samjhany main kuch dair to lagti hai.

Bhari MHAFIL main jab koi achanak yaad aa jay.

Phir Aanso chupany main kuch dair to lagti hai.

Jo shakhs JAAN se b pyara ho achanak door ho jay.

Dil ko YAQEEN dilany main kuch dair to lagti hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Abr-e-Baran k Irade

Posted: 12 May 2010 12:42 AM PDT

Abr-e-Baran k Irade b pur-israr se hen,
Aj barse gi ghata khul k ye aasar se hen.

Log aate hen theharte hen chale jate hen,
Apne halaat b ujre hue bazar se hen.

Wo agr chahe to de sharf-e-mulaqat muje,
Sb umiden meri wabasta mere yar se hen.

Ye zarori to nhi jeet musarrat bakhshe,
Aisi khushian b hen milti.. jo sirf haar se hen.

Sar-bakaf ho k tere kooche ko chal nikla hun,
Azm to pakay.. mgr raaste dushwar se hen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Raat Ho Gai Hai So Jaa

Posted: 11 May 2010 11:41 PM PDT

Go My Sweet Sms
Sweet Dost K Pas
Sweet Galiyon Se Ho Kar
Sweet Style K Sath
Sweet Smile K Sath
Sweet Mood K Sath
Sweet Se Andaz Mein Kehna!
Raat Ho Gai Hai So Jaa.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Ek Baar Bewafaai Karon

Posted: 11 May 2010 10:40 PM PDT

Dil mera har Lamha jisay Paanay ki Dua Karta hai.

Misl-e-khushbu vo meri saanson mein basaa karta hai.

Uske lehjay se Gulaabon ki Mehak Aati hai.

Baat karta hai to Waqt Ruka Karta hai.

Sochta Hon ke Ek Baar Bewafaai Karon.

Main bhi to Dekhon ke Wo Kaisey Waafa Karta hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khof-e-Duniya Se Mere

Posted: 11 May 2010 09:41 PM PDT

Khof-e-Duniya Se Mere Pas Na Aane Wale,

Jaan Rakhte Hain Hatheli Pe Nibhane Wale,

Meri Ruswai Mein Gheron Ka Koi Dosh Nahi,

Es Mein Shamil Hain Mere Apne Chahne Wale,

Kitna Nadan Hon K Es Aas Pe Zindah Hon Abhi,?

Lout Aayen Gay Mujhe Chhor K Jane Wale,

Ab Tu Rasta Hai Na Manzil Na Shanasa Koi,

Shukriya Shukriya Es Morr Pe Lane Wale,

Ab Kahon Tujh Ko Main Mohsin Tu Bhala Kesay Kahon?

Kar K Ehsan Sar-e-Aam Jatane Wale.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend

Posted: 11 May 2010 08:39 PM PDT

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend De
Ya
Na De,
Pr Mainu Zaroor De.
Aj Di Iss Pyari G Gal Dy Naal,

"Good Night"....Read More SMS/Jokes

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