Saturday, May 15, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Mazahiya Shayari - Usne Kaha, Maine Kaha

Posted: 15 May 2010 07:57 AM PDT

Usne Kaha, Tum Mai Pehle Si Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Insaan Hon Koi Science ki Ijaad Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Ab Bhi Kisi ki Aankho Mai Doob Jaate Ho?
Maine Kaha, Bawla nahi Hun, Aankhen Hain Koi Talaab Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Kyun Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhy
Maine Kaha, Dimagh Se Pagal Tha, Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Kiya Mai Bewafa Hon
Maine Kaha, To Itna Dhooke Baaz Hai Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha, Abay Tu Hai Kon? Mujhy To Ye Bhi Yaad Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kahan Pe Masla Hai?

Posted: 15 May 2010 06:50 AM PDT

Ek Bar two Orthopedician (Haddi) Doctors Ja Rahy The.
Saamne Se Ek Langrata hua Aadmi Aaraha tha.

1st Doctor: Iske Ghutna Main Problem Hai.
2nd Doc: Nahi Iske Ankle main hai.

Thori Dair Main Wo Lanagrata Hua Aaya to
Ek Doctor ne Poocha: Aapka Ghutna Toota Hua Hai Ya Ankle?

Aadmi: Meri Chappel Toot Gai Hai is Liye Langra Raha Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Start Wearing Earrings

Posted: 15 May 2010 05:39 AM PDT

A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...

And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.

"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"

FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - How To Catch a Lion?

Posted: 15 May 2010 04:36 AM PDT

How To Catch a Lion?

* Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

* Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity,
The lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

* Yash Chopra method:
Take the lion to Australia or US. and kill it in a good scenic location.

* Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

* Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at U. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta

Posted: 15 May 2010 03:26 AM PDT

Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.

Wah G Wah

Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.

Wah G Wah

Par Tu "Tail" He Itna Lagati Hai k Phisal Jata Hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Paper Khali Chhor Aata Hon

Posted: 15 May 2010 02:23 AM PDT

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali Chhor Aata Hon Faraz...

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K Kahin Teachers Ye Na Kahen K

Aggon Jawab Dainda Aye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - If You Want To Be Happy

Posted: 15 May 2010 01:19 AM PDT

If You Want To Be Happy For a Short Time: Get Married

For a Long Time: Fall in Love

If You Want To Be Happy Forever: ?

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Don't Ever Think of The Above Two Choices. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Teri Pal Bhur Ki Dil Lagi

Posted: 15 May 2010 12:31 AM PDT

Sham-e-Gham Jab Bikhr Gai Ho Gi.

Jany Kis, Kis k Ghar Gai Ho Gi.

Dair Tak Wo Khafa Raha Mujh Se!

Door Tak Ye Khabar Gai Ho Gi.

Jis Taraf Wo Safar Pe Nikla Tha!

Sari Rounaq Udhr Gai Ho Gi.

Ya Taluq Na Nibha Saka Us Se,

Ya Tabiyat He Bhur Gai Ho Gi.

Teri Pal Bhur Ki Dil Lagi Mohsin!

Us Ko Barbad Kar Gai Ho Gi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Baatain Yaad Aati Hain

Posted: 15 May 2010 12:22 AM PDT

Woh Sari Baatain Yaad Aati Hain Usko

Woh Subhain,
Woh Shaamain

Wohi Zindagi ki Musafatain

Jinhain Gin Gin K Guzara Kartay Thay.

Phir Jab Haqeeqaton Main Wapis Lout'ta Hai

To Muskura Daita Hai

Aur

Sar Jhatak K Kehta Hai.

PAGLI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kyun Uddas Beithy Ho

Posted: 15 May 2010 12:18 AM PDT

Bolta Nahi Koi, Is Liye Zamane Se

K Log Toot Jate Hai Faisle Sunane Se.

Kyun Uddas Beithy Ho Is Tarah Andhere Mai.

Dukh To Kam Nahi Hote Roshni Bhujane Se.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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