Saturday, May 1, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Happy Marriage SMS - Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:43 AM PDT

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Why Are You Fighting?

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:40 AM PDT

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,

Both were claiming that She Came First,
One Old Man was Watching this All.

At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?


Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon,
Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.


Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Set Naya Liya Hai?

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:36 AM PDT

Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

Pathan: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?


Pathan: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

Main Utha Laya. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Fact About Women

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:33 AM PDT

Fact About Women:

They Can see a Hair of a Girl on their Husband's Coat
From 20 meters,

But can't See a Pillar From 2 Meters
While Parking a Car. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Which Food Causes Suffering

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:31 AM PDT

A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It?


After a Long Silence,


An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Ae Watan K Sajeele Syasat-dano

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:28 AM PDT

Ae Watan Ke Sajeele Syasat-dano
Sare Raqbaye Tumare Liye Hain

Kotthiyon Ke Talabgar Ho Tum
Plaaton Ke Paristar Ho Tum

O Zalalat Ki Zinda Misalo
Saray jhagrray tmhare lhye hen,

Tum Hi Se Qaim Budget Ka Khasara
Loot k khao ab khoon hamara,

Aey Jahanum k zinda nishano,
Sare Funds Tumare Liye Hain

O Pak Watan Ke Ghaddaro
O America Ke Wafadaro

Ye jitni b hen is jahan me,
Tamam Laanaten Tumare Liye Hain.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:26 AM PDT

Father: Jao Beta Mery Liye 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao,

Beta: Nahi Abbu Mai Nahi Ja Sakta, Mai Game Khel Raha Hon.


Dosra Beta: Choriye Aabbu Ye To Hai He Badtamiz


Aap Khud Jaa K Pani Pi Len.
Aur Wapsi Pe Mere Liye Bhi Lete Aana. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:22 AM PDT

Fauji Prade K Doraan Officer ne Sardar Sipahi Se Pocha.

Officer: Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?

Ram Singh: Sir, Ye Bandook Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandook Nahi Tumhari Izzat, Tumhari Shaan, Tumhari Maa Hai.

Officer to 2nd Sardar: Tumhary Haath Mai Kya Hai?

2nd Sardar: Sir Ye Ram Singh ki Maa Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Mujhy DIVORCE Chahiye

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:19 AM PDT

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhy DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki....

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya

Posted: 01 May 2010 06:16 AM PDT

Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K...


Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya.


Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!....Read More SMS/Jokes
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