Friday, April 30, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Tark-e-Ta'aluq Pe Bazid

Posted: 30 Apr 2010 01:23 AM PDT

Aaj to Tark-e-Ta'aluq Pe Bazid Lagta Hai.


Tujh ko Dekhy Ga to Dil Phir Se Machal Jaega!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Choom Leti Hain Latak Kar

Posted: 30 Apr 2010 01:21 AM PDT

Choom Leti Hain Latak Kar Kabhi Chahra Kabhi Lub,

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Tumne Zulfon ko Bohat Sir Pe Charha Rakha Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Painful Things

Posted: 30 Apr 2010 12:19 AM PDT

Painful Things:
-Flashing ur smile to someone u don't want to see!
-Knowing that u have been used by someone U truly Love!
-Trying to hide ur tears, When They Voluntarily fall from Ur Eyes!
-Learning to trust, after You've been Betrayed!
-Convincing yourself that u are not in Love, When u know that u are.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:16 PM PDT

Mujhey Har Kaam Se Pehly
Sehar Se Shaam Se Pehly

Yehi Ek Kaam Karna Hai
Tumhara Naam laina Hai

Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai
K Jab Bhi Dard Peena Hai

k Jab bhe Zakham Seena Hai
Gham e Dunya Se Ghabra Kar

Mujhey Jab jaam Lena Hai
Tumhara Naam Lena Hai

Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai
Tumhari Yaad Hai Dil Main

K Ek Syaad Hai Dil Main
Koi Barbaad Hai Dil Main

Usay Aabaad Karna Hai
Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:08 PM PDT

Us k Dil Main Thori Si Jagah Maangi Thi

Us Ne Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar Mere Naam Kar Diya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Kuttay Ho

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 10:06 PM PDT

Boy: Too Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi.

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Longa.




Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha Tum Kuttay Ho. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Punjab Convention ki Kamyaabi

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 09:03 PM PDT

Punjab Convention ki Kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k Naye Naam:

Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani. :-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Namaz Ki Fazeelat

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 08:47 PM PDT

Zindgi K Tufanu
Ka Saahil Hai "NAMAZ"

Dil K Armano Ki
Manzil Hai "NAMAZ"

Qabr Ban Jaye gi Hum Sab ki Jannat,

Agar
Moat Aany Tk parhty Rahe "NAMAZ"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Differences in Thinking

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 07:46 PM PDT

Wives Of King Edward and
King Shah Jahan
Both Died Of
"Polycystic Syndrome"

Both Kings Loved Their Wives Dearly
But Both Had Different Ways Of Expressing It.

Shah Jahan Spent Billions To Erect Taj Mahal
In Memory Of His Beloved Wife.

King Edward Built The 'University For Research'
Proclaiming That None Else Should Die Of The Disease
Which Had Snatched His Beloved Wife.

Such Differences in Thinking
Determine The Rise and Fall Of The Nations!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Meera can Speak English

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 06:42 PM PDT

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek Aur Movie.

Guess What?

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My name is MEERA and I can speak ENGLISH. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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