Saturday, April 17, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kitna Ajeeb Zindagi ka Safar

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:26 AM PDT

Kitna Ajeeb Zindagi ka Safar Nikla,

Saray Jahan ka Dard Apna Muqadar Nikla,

Jis k Naam apni Zindagi ka Hr Lamha kr Diya,

Wohi Hamari Chaht Se Be-khabr Nikla.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Let See How Is Your Math

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:23 AM PDT

A Boy Forgot His Pin-Code Which Was Of 5 Digits,
But Luckily He Remembered Some Hints How To 2 Remind That Password,
Here Are Those Clues.

1.First Digit Is Equal To The Square Of Second Digit

2.Second Plus 3rd Digit Are Equal To 10

3.4th Digit Equal To The 2nd Digit Plus 1

4.5th Plus 3rd Digit Make 14

5.Sum Of All The Five Digit Make 30.

Find The Pin Code
Let See How Is Your Math...?
Reply is must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - LEGS To Kick You

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:20 AM PDT

EYES: To Look at You.

HANDS: To Pray 4 You.

MIND: To Care 4 You.

HEART: To Miss You.


And

LEGS:

To Kick You if You Forget Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - APNA Samjho to SMS Karo

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:19 AM PDT

ISHQ ko ISHQ Samjho to Pyar karo

DARD ko DARD Samjho to MOHBAT karo

WADE ko WADA Samjho to PURA karo

Aur HAM ko APNA Samjho to SMS karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - I've Learned That

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:17 AM PDT

I've Learned:
I came alone and I've to Go Alone.

I've Learned:
People are with You only When they need you, not otherwise.

I've Learned:
Extra care of anyone by you will Ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation.

I've Learned:
A simple LIE of Your close one can break you more than anything.

I've Learned:
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support You.

ULTIMATELY I've Learned:
Help people but not up to the point beyond your dignity......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Reason of Broken Relations

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:12 AM PDT

I Thought You Were Busy,
So I didn't Wanna Disturb You.


This is The Main Reason Behind Most Broken Relations.

So,

Keep Disturbing Those Whom You Never Wanna Lose In Your Life.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - 16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:08 AM PDT

Passenger to Bus Driver: Tum Kitne Ghantay BUS main Rehte Ho?

Bus Driver: 24 Ghantay.

Pessenger Hairani Se: Woh Kaise?


Driver: 8 Ghantay is BUS Main.

Aur

16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - A Very Touching Story

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 01:03 AM PDT

Touching Story:
Once there Was a Boy Who Loved a Girl
But that Girl only Hated him.

Boy asked the girl that he will change her Hatred to love &
He asked Girl that he will Stand in Front of her House Till Next 100 Days.

Storms and Rains came but the boy Didn't moved with the Passage of Days
That girl started falling in love with him on 99th day.
The Girl decided that she will say that she also Loves him.
With the rise of Sun of 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there.

She was worried then she found a paper on which it was written:

"Tere Chakar Main teri Parrosan Set ho gai hai." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Those Who love Their Boss

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 12:57 AM PDT

In Memory of all Those Who love Their Boss!

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead, she explains "I'm Afraid he Died Last Week".

The next day the man Calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the Wife replies, "He Died Last Week."

The next day he calls again and
Once more asks to speak to his boss,
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

He Replied Laughing, "I Just Love Hearing It" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Bikharti Zulf ki Parchaiyan

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 11:53 PM PDT

Bikharti Zulf ki Parchaiyan Mujhe De Do
Tum Apni Sham ki Tanhaiyan Mujhe De Do

Main Tumko Yaad Karun Aur Tum Chale Aao
Tum Apne Pyar ki Sachaiyan Mujhe De Do

Main Doob Jaun Tumhari Udaas Aankhon Mai
Tum Apne Dard ki Gehraiyan Mujhe De Do.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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