Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Student SMS Jokes - Love v/s Exam

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 07:30 AM PDT

Love v/s Exam

Love: Lots of Thoughts in Mind.
But no Guts to Express.

Exams: Dying to Express
But no Thoughts in Mind. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Jab HUM Matti Mai Mil Gaye

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 06:27 AM PDT

Woh Hum Se Milne ki Koshish To Bohot Karte Rahy Faraz.



Magar Milne Aaye Tab, Jab HUM Matti Mai Mil Gaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Andaz-e-Sending Kuch Aur

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 05:24 AM PDT

Yun To Bohat Hain Zamane Mai sms Karne Wale "Pappu"


Woh Ye Kehte Hain

"Rooman" ka Andaz-e-Sending he Kuch or Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Maqtool se Hamdardi Bhi

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 04:22 AM PDT

Ishq Qatil se B Maqtool se Hamdardi Bhi,

Ye Bata kis se Mohabbat ki Jaza Mange ga?

Sajda Khaliq ko b Iblees se Yarana Bhi,

Hashr Main Kis se Aqeedat ka Sila Mange Ga?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 03:20 AM PDT

1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy.
Teeno doctor thy.
2 pagal thy 1 ko samj nahe aati the.
Jis ko samj nahe aati the us k 3 hospital thy.

2 band thy 1 kholta nahe tha.
Jo kholta nahe tha us main 3 fans thy.

2 band thy 1 chalta nahe tha.
Jo chalta nahe tha us ko 3 meknik k pas ly gy.

2 ko kam Aata nahe tha.
1 sy hota nahe tha.
Jis sy hota nahe tha.
Us k 3 Shagerd thy.

2 aaty nahe thy.
1 ghar me rehta tha.
Jo ghar me rehta tha





Wo Har Waqt Msg Parhnay Mai Laga Rehta Tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Wo Zakham B Khaye Hain

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 02:16 AM PDT

Meri Chahat Ko Mere Halaat K Tarazu Main Kabhi Mat Tolna,

"FARAZ"

Main Ne Wo Zakham B Khaye Hain Jo Qismat Main Nahi Thay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Bewafa: Best Of Wasi Shah

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 01:14 AM PDT

*Best Of Wasi Shah*

Juda hony k mosam me juda hona Zarori tha
Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona Zaruri tha

Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di
To phir us bewafa ka bhi Khuda hna Zaruri tha

Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat hy
Jo mery sath chaht mai huwa, Hona Zaruri tha

bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyn b hain
Dilon k dermiyan kuch fasla hna Zarori tha

Usy b Dard deny ka bohat he Shoq tha "Wasi"
Hmy b Dard-o Gham Se Aashna hona Zarori tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Meri Ek Aadat Batao

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 12:12 AM PDT

Meri Ek Aadat Batao.

Jo Aap Chahtay Ho K Kabhi Change Na Ho.

Ye Sab Ko Send Karo Aur Dekho K
Aap K Andar Kitni Achi Aadatain Hain.

But Reply Me 1st. I'm Waiting.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Humko Bewafa Kehte Hain

Posted: 06 Apr 2010 11:08 PM PDT

SAZA Pe CHOR Diya
JAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Har 1 KAAM Ko HUM Ne
KHUDA Pe CHOR Diya

Wo HUM Ko YAAD Rakhte
Ya Phir BHULA Dete

US Ka KAAM Tha
USKi RAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab HAWA Ki Marzi BUJHA De
Ya Phir JALAI Rakhe

CHARAGH HUM Ne JALA K
HAWA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab US Se BAAT Bhi
Karte To Kis Tarha Karte

Ye MASLA ANAA Ka Tha
ANAA Pe CHOR Diya

Is Liye To WO KEHTE Hen
BEWAFA HUMKo

K HUM Ne Sara ZAMANA
WAFA Pe CHOR Diya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Sirf Tumhari Sania Mirza

Posted: 06 Apr 2010 10:06 PM PDT

Mery Jaan Se Pyare SAYYAM.

हिन्दी भाष का महत्व
निज भाष उन्नति है सब उन्नति को मूल
बिन नज भाषा.

Tumari Aur Sirf Tumhari,
Sania Mirza.


Yar Sania kehti Hai
Mai Aaj Bhi Tumhare Liye Shoaib Ko Chhor Sakti Hon.

Saali Pagal Hogai Hai.

Tu He Samjha Kuch Usay.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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