Thursday, April 29, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:59 PM PDT

1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.








Utth Kanjriye...
Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - NWFP - Khyber Pakhtunkhua

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:57 PM PDT

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P

(No Women for Pathan)

has been re-named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua - K.P.K

(Khan Pay Khan)

An Admirable Decision.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Koi Ek Din Select Karen

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:56 PM PDT

Koi Ek Din Select Karen.

Friday.
Saturday.
Sunday.
Monday.
Tuesday.
Wednesday.
Thursday.




Or Us Din Meri Dawat Kar Dena.

THANK YOU. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Love Test For You

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:52 PM PDT

Select any 1 Number then
I'll tell u k jo aap se "PYAR" karyga woh Kitna "PYAR" kar sakta hai.

11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99,
( Love Test Hai:-)

11> Us ko tu piyar ka matlab hi nahin pata.;-)

22> Wo ap k mukably mai thora kam piyar karta hai,

33> Uski zindagi mai aap sy barh k kuch b nahi, such?

44> Uski Mohabat sab sy alag hai.

55> Wo apko hasil karny k lye kuch b kar sakta hai,wao amezing

66> Wo apsy time pas kar rha hai,

77> Wo ap ko boht chahta hai,

88> Wo piyar to karta hai magar darta bhot hai,

99> Uski chahat k jaysi kisi ki chahat nahi.;....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Asif Zardari Ne Cock Pi

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:50 PM PDT

Asif Zardari ne Islmabad Main
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi

Aur Nawaz Sharif ne kaha:
Judge kub Bahal Hongay?

To Zardari ne Kaha:

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Brrrrrrrrr. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Pak Subko RIZQ Dega

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:48 PM PDT

Allah Pak Subko RIZQ dega,
Ye Uska Waada hai.

Lekin,

Wo Subko BAKHSH dega,
Usne Ye WAADA nahi kiya!

Phir Q log Rizq k liye Fiqarmand hain
Aur Maghfirat se BeFikar?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Richest Country but No Leadership

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:47 PM PDT

Richest Country but No Leadership.

If all the oil reserves of saudi arab n Iran are put together these are approximately 375 billion barrels,

But a single Thar coal reserve of sindh is about 850 trillion cubic feet, which is more than oil reserves of both Saudi n Iran.

It just requires an initial invstmnt of 420 billion rupees, where as pakistan recieves annualy 122T bilion frm taxes only.

Just 2% usage of thar coal can produce 20,000 mega watts of elctrcity for next 40 years without a single second of loadshedng.

Uptill our leaders wake up, n think about this useful project. Keep forwarding.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Pathano Ne Sona Chor Diya

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:44 PM PDT

Pathano Ne ye Sun Kar Sona He Chhor Diya Faraz.

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Jo Sota Hai, Woh Khota Hai!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Tumhari Yaad Mai Bas Gai

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:43 PM PDT

Tumhari Yaad Mery Dil Mein,
Kuch Is Tarhan Sy Bas Gai,


Jaisy Choty Sy Rikshy Mein,
Abida Parveen Phans Gai. Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Mathematician's Love Letter

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:40 PM PDT

An Mathematician's Love Letter:

When I saw u with the angle of 180 degree

My eyes intersect with u &

My triangle heart beats fast u integrate my heart &
Divided into ratio,
I wish u+me=a happening couple,
Plz accept my proposal & multiply my joy.

if u reject i'll devided into factor,
Plz dont subtract my happiness.

I'll difrentiate all ur problems &
Always maintain circle of love around u. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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