Wednesday, April 21, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Good Morning SMS - SUBAH K Phool Khil Gaye

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 12:22 PM PDT

SUBAH K Phool Khil Gaye

PANCHI Apny Safer Par UR Gaye

SURAJ K Aaty Hi TAARY B Chup Gaye

Kya Aap B Apni
MEETHI NEEND Se Uth Gaye?

To
Assalam-o-Alaikum
Good Morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Mohabbat K Safar Mai

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:20 AM PDT

Mohabbat K Safar Mai Dil Jala Kar Chain Milta Hy,

Tmhare Dard Ki Mehfil Saja Kar Chain Milta Hai,

Wo Bhoola Hy Agar Ehad-E-Wafa to Bhool Jane do,

Humein Aisi Mohabbat Ko Nibha Kar Chain Milta hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:19 AM PDT

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.

Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa k Galay lag k Roi,
Phir Baap k,
Phir Bhai k Galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne Dulhan le Jane Se inkaar Kar Diya or Kaha:


"Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hundi
Te Mere Kolon Kenj Howe Gi."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kitne Deewane Nikle

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 09:17 AM PDT

Hum Bhi Kitne Deewane Nikle,
Diye se andhera mitane Nikle,

Ghum-e-Dil pe humare jo hansa karte hain,
Hum unko hi Haal-e-Dil sunane Nikle,

Kaghazi Phoolon pr aati Nahi baharain,
Ye jaan k b gulshan sajane Nikle,

Dunya mein bikti hain jhooti kahaniyan,
Sache afsane sab hum jalane Nikle,

Log Bethe hain bhar k muthi mein Namak,
Jane Kia soch k Hum zakham dikhane Nikle.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Apni Bracelet De Do

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 08:15 AM PDT

Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe Apni Bracelet De do main Isko
Dekh k Tumhay Yaad Karu Gi.


Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje Yaad Kar Lena k
Maine Maangi Thi Usne Nahi Di. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tum Paas Humare Aa Jana

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 07:13 AM PDT

Jab Guzri Baatein Yaad Aayein
Aur Beete Lamhe Tarpayein

Mat Tanha Tanha Ghabrana
Tum Paas Humare Aa Jaana

Jab Koi Din Main Shaam Kare
Ya Lab Ki Hansi Badnaam Kare

Jab Wehshat Dil Ke Naam Kare
Ya Aankh Ki Neend Haram Kare

Mat Tanha Tanha Ghabrana
Tum Paas Humare Aa Jana

Dil Preet Humari Dohraaye
Ya Reet Purani Yaad Aaye

Jab Milne Ko Dil Ghabraaye
Mat Tanha Tanha Ghabrana

Tum Paas Humare Aa Jana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Usey Pyar Karna Parta Hai

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 06:12 AM PDT

Kuch Is Tarah Se Usey Pyar Karna Parta Hai,
K Apny Pyar Se Inkar Karna Parta Hai.

Kabhi Kabhi To Wo Itna Qareeb Hota Hai,
K Apny Aapko Deewaar Karna Parta Hai.

KHUDA Ne Usko Ataa Ki Hai Wo Maseehaai,
K Khud Ko Jaan K Bimaar Karna Parta Hai.

Wafa Ki Raah Me Dushwarian To Aati Hain,
Wafa Ki Raah Ko Hamwaar Karna Parta Hai.

Wo Haath Rakh K Mery Dil Pe! Jab Poochta Hai,
To Mujhko Dard Se Inkar Karna Parta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - A Man's Sad Story

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 05:09 AM PDT

A Man's Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Spelling Correction

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 04:07 AM PDT

Note:-Attempt all Questions. All questions carry equal marks.

Maximum Marks 100.
Pass 60 Marks.
GeneraL Knowledge Test!

1- ANLKAAR
(A City)

2- MENEY
(A Country)

3- NOPE
(A Profession)

4-ERLARIT
(A VehicLe)

5- EOADFHRE
(A Body Part)

6- FLDADFIO
( A Flower )

7- TARNPHE
(An Animal )

8. VAGUA
( A Furit )

9. ABCABEG
( A Vegetable )

10. GIONID
(A Colour Name)

Spelling Correction & Solve This Test.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Answer These Quetions

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 02:05 AM PDT

Think And Answer These Quetions:

1.Wo Konsa Samandar Hai Jis Me Pani Nahi?
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2. Wo Konsa Shehar Hai Jis Me Imaarat Nahi?
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3. Wo Konsi Chez Hai Jo ALLAH Ne Nahi Dekhi Insan Ne Dekhi Hai?
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4. Wo Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Pait Me Dant Hain?
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5. Wo Konsa Darakht Hai Jis Me Lakri Nahi Hai?
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6. Phansi Fajar K Bad Or Sooraj Nikalne Se Pehly Kyun Di Jati Hai?
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7,Agr Larki Ki Lash Mily To Kese Pata Chaly Ga K Wo Muslim Hai Ya Non Muslim?
Ans:

Reply Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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