Saturday, April 24, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Miscellaneous SMS - Its Saturday Once Again

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 06:33 AM PDT

Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend.......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Few Relations In Earth Never Die

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:41 AM PDT

Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Want To Know What Is It?

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|F|Few
|R|Relations
|I|In
|E|Earth
|N|Never
|D|Die. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Hum Ne Ulfat Ka Bharam

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:38 AM PDT

Hum Ne Ulfat Ka Bharam Sub Se Juda Rakha Hai..

Goya Seenay Mein Tujhe Dil Ki Jaga Rakha Hai..

Dil Ye Chahe K Tu Kabhi Badnaam Na Ho..

Dekh Zikr Tera Hai Magar Naam Chupa Rakha Hai..

Mere Jis Haath Se Kiya Tha Tu Ne Musafha..

Dhoya Hi Nahin Honton Se Laga Rakha Hai..

Ab Main Samjha Tere Rukhsar Pe Til Ka Matlab..

Doulat-E-Husn Pe Darban Beitha Rakha Hai..

Juda Ho Gaye Hain To Phr Kya Hua "SAQI"

Teri Tasweer Ko Seenay Me Saja Rakha Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Takht ko Bakht Se Tabeer

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:38 AM PDT

Takht ko Bakht Se Tabeer kia jata Hai,

Aor phir khalq ko zanjeer kia jata Hai.

Hm se nazren wo churata Hai k ye janta Hai,

Dil ko nazron hi sy tas'kheer kia jata Hai.

Gham ki meraaj yahi Hai k mira qissa-e-gham,

Loh-e-aflaak pe tehreer kia jata Hai,

Nok-e-khanjer se maseehai ka daawa kr k,

Zakhm ko aor b ghambeer kia jata Hai.

Hm to sapnon k jazeeron k hen baasi Afsar,

Ghar yahan rait py taameer kia jata Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Wafaon K Bagheechy Se

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:37 AM PDT

Kabhi Jo Ho Guzar Tera Wafaon K Bagheechy Se,

Faqt Wo Phool Chun Lena Jinhen,

Hasrat Tumhari Hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Ishq Karne Ki Ijazat Dedo

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 12:36 AM PDT

Ejazat:

Khud ko is DIL main basane ki EJAZAT dedo

Mujhko TUM APNA banane ki EJAZAT dedo

Tum meri ZINDAGI ka 1 haseen LAMHA ho

On se Khud ko sajane ki EJAZAT dedo

Main kitna CHAHTA hon Kiss tarha bataon tumhe

Mujhe ye AAJ batane ki EJAZAT dedo

Tumhari CHAND si aankhon main CHAND sa chehra ho

Mujhe ye SHAM sajane ki EJAZAT dedo

Mujhe QAID karlo

APNE ISHQ main ya mujhe ISHQ karne ki Ejazat Dedo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 12:20 AM PDT

1 Choti si Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai or Boli:

Jab Mai Barri ho Jaon gi to Mujse Shadi Karo Gi,

Shopkeepr: Hans k bola Han Kar longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali Wife ko 1 Choclate b Nahi de Saktay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 11:34 PM PDT

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho...

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha,

Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Indian Tennis Star Ne

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 10:05 PM PDT

Indian Tennis Star Ne

Kapre Paris k Pasand Kiye

Sandal UK Se

Watch UAE Ki

Cap French

Or

Larka Pakistani Pasand Kiya.

Geo Pakistan.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Hum Bhool He Nahi Patay

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 09:03 PM PDT

Nahi Hai Hamara Haal
Kuch Tumhare Haal Se Alag Faraz

Bas Faraq Hai Itna

K

Tum Yaad Karty Ho

Aur

Hum Bhool He Nahi Patay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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