Tuesday, April 13, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tanha Kar Gaya Mujhe

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 08:53 AM PDT

Is Se Behtar Kya Saza Thi jo Woh Deta Mujh Ko



Kar Gaya Mujhe Tanha Magar Apna Kar K.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Thought of Life

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 08:49 AM PDT

Thought of Life:

Kon ye Kehta hai Allah Nazar Nahi Aata.


Sirf Wohi Tou Nazar Aata Hai Jab Kuch Nazar Nahi Aata.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jab Gunah Kar Betho

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 08:47 AM PDT

Jab Gunah Kar Betho to WAZU Kar K
Namaz Parho Phir Astagfar
Karo to Allah Tumhary
Gunah Bakhsh De Ga.

(Tirmizi Sharif
Jild#1, Pg#415)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Kiss SMS - Wacky Definition of High Heels

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 08:44 AM PDT

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Na Jaane kya Chahti Hon

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 07:38 AM PDT

Bechain Main Na Jaane kya Chahti Hon
Shaayad Apne Dil ki Gahraayee Paana Chahti Hon

Lekin Sab ke liye Anjaan Main
Aaj Jaan Payee Hon
Ki Main Khud Se Bhi Anjaan Hon
Isi Liye
Apne Dil ki Kasak ko Mitana Chahti Hon
Apni Bechain Saanson ko Sametna Chahti Hon
Lekin Kaise Shaayad Yahi Janna Chahti Hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Impressive Quote

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 06:34 AM PDT

Impressive Quote.


"Zaruri Nahi K Agar Aapki Shakal Yateemo
Jaisi Hai To Aapko Koi Acha Rishta Nahi Mil Sakta."






Allama Shaoib Malik. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - I Want You to Inherit My Farm

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 05:30 AM PDT

An Ailing Grandmother is Talking to her Favorite Grand-Daughter.

"Dori, I'm Old and Weak,
and I Know that the Time for Me to Leave is Near.

I Want You to Inherit My Farm,
Including the Barn, The Villa,
The tractors, The Farmhouse, All the Livestock."

"Wow, Thank You So much, Grandma!
I didn't know you even HAD a Farm.
Where is it?"

Grandma: You can find it on My Facebook Account.
Just click on Farmville After Login in
Password: Only4dori. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Buhat Bara Raaz Bataya

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 04:25 AM PDT

Main Aaj Tumhai Buhat Bara Raaz Likh k Bhaij Raha Hon.

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Raaaaaaaaaaaaaazzz. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Student Remix Of Amplifier

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 03:23 AM PDT

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

Kaaliyan Bariyan We Paper nu Mai Laawa,
Speed Mai 200 di Likhaan,

Teacher de Saamne Mai Nai Rukda,
Em a Night Writer,

Removaan Maar mar Paper nu Chehk Kad da,
Sarey Bachey Takde We ki Hogaya,

Lagda We aj mera Paper Hogaya,
Un nu me Puchda,

Ni paper Sada le ja ni Jattiye,
Ni Dur isey le Ja we Ariye,
Ni Teacher tu meri, meri,
Mein tera Student Dent.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - True & Painful Quote

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 02:20 AM PDT

Very True & Painful Quote:


You Ignore me in Such An innocent Way

All I have is Millions of Questions To Ask

& You Still don't Have Anything to Say.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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