Sunday, April 18, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


English Funny SMS - Update My Facebook Status

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 07:54 AM PDT

A Prisoner Was About to be Executed.

Just Before his Execution the Officer
Asked him About his any Last Request.

He Said:

I want to Update My Facebook Status. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Ab Kya Kiya Jaye?

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 06:52 AM PDT

Suno

Ab Kya Kiya Jaye?

Tere Baad

Meri Zindagi Bhi

Mujh Se Alehdgi Chahti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Noor Jahan ki Wafaat

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 05:36 AM PDT

Noor Jahan ki Wafaat K Bad Is Baar

Jang ki Soorat Main Milli Naghmay Naseebo Laal Gae Gi.

"Aye Watan K Sajeelay GUJJRO,

Dushman ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Do." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Mujhe Allah Pe Yaqeen Hai

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 04:25 AM PDT

Mujhe Allah Pe To Yaqeen Hai
K Woh Meri Dua Zaror Qabool Farmaye Ga.

Magar

Mujhe Khud pe Yaqeen Nahi
K Main Qabooliat k Laaiq Hon Bhi Ya Nahi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Phool Se Mukhtalif Larki

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 03:19 AM PDT

Ye Larki To Phool Se Mukhtalif Hai
Aadhi Mohabbat Mere Saamne
Or Aadhi Mohabbat Mujhse Chup K Karti Hai.

Aadhi Raat ko Aadhe Chaand Se
Baten Karti Rehti Hai.

Wo baten jo Mujhse Karte
Uske hont or Uski Saansen Ruk Jati Hain.
Uski Palkain Jhuk Jati Hain

Aadhi Raat ko Takiye K Neeche
Rakhi Meri Tasveer Ko Dekhti Rehti Hai.

Phir Khud Se Sharma Kar
Takiye Mai Mun Chuppa Kar Dair Tak Hansti Rehti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kaali Kaali Aankhon Ne

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 02:12 AM PDT

Jab Kaali Kaali Aankhon Ne

Do Nirmal Nirmal Ashkon Ne

Do Komal Komal Pholon Ko

Shadaab Kiya

Is Waqt Mujhe

Is Dil Ne Bohat Betaab Kiya

Aur Maine Apni Aankhon Main

Un Aankhon Ko Aabaad Kya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Nowadays Child in Washroom

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 01:07 AM PDT

Nowadays Child in Washroom.

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Mom!
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Mom: Han Beta Bolo!

Child: Mujhe Constipation Ho Gaya Hai.

Zara Facebook Pe Status To Set Kar Dain! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Majbooriyan Kahen ya Sadgi

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 12:03 AM PDT

Majbooriyan Kahen K Isay Saadgi Kahen.


Jisne Bhi Hans k Baat Ki Hum Sath Ho Liye!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Why R U Under Tension?

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 11:59 PM PDT

Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension?
Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID or Calculator?

Student: No Sir!



By mistake I brought Tomorrow Exam's Chit Today. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Mujhse Bichar Kar Roya Nhi

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 10:58 PM PDT

Woh Mujhse Bichar Kar Ab Tak Roya Nahi.


Koi to Hai Humdard Jo Usay Rony Nahi Deta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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