Sunday, April 11, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Sad Poetry SMS - Sakoot-e-Sham Mai Goonji

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 12:23 PM PDT

( UDAASI )

Sakoot-e-Sham mein gonji sada udaasi ki.
K hai mazeed udaasi, dawa udaasi ki.

Amoor-e-dil mein kisi tesrey ka dakhal nahi,
Yahan faqt teri chalti hai ya udaasi ki.

Bohat shareer tha main or hasta phirta tha,
Phir aik faqeer ne dey di dua udaasi ki.

Chirag-e-dil ko zara ehtiyat se rakhna,
K Aaj rat chaly gi hawa udaasi ki.

Bohat dinon se mulaqaat hi nahi,
Kahin se khair khabar le k Aa udaasi ki.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The Man who Trims

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 12:19 PM PDT

The Man who Trims himself
To suit everybody will soon
Whittle himself away.

(Charles Schwab)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Path may Lead

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 11:19 AM PDT

Do not go Where the Path may Lead,

Go instead Where There
is no Path and leave a Trail.

(Ralph Waldo Emerson)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Woh Maoj-e-Tabassum

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 10:15 AM PDT

Wo Moj-e-Tabassum Shagufta Shagufta
Wo bhola sa chehra Kitabi Kitabi

Wo sumbel se gaisu Sunehre Sunehre
Wo makhmoor ankhein Gulabi Gulabi

Kbi khush mizaji Kbi beneyazi
Abi hoshyari Abi neem khuwabi

Qadm Behke Behke Nazr Khoi Khoi
Wo makhmoor lehja Sharabi Sharabi

Idher chand aansu Sawali Sawali
Udher kuch tabasum Jawabi Jawabi

Na honton pe surkhi Na aankhon mein kajl
Na hathon mein kangan Na peron mein payal

Mgr Husn-e-Sada Misali Misali.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tere Janay K Baad

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 09:12 AM PDT

Mila hoon mein ek dost se, Tere Jany K Baad
Ki usne mere sath wafa, Tere Jany K Baad

Meri tarha tha wo b udas, Tere Jany K Baad
Par jo b tha, mera sath diya, Tere Jany K Baad

Ek ajnabi sa tha par pyar diya, Tere Jany K Baad
Darta hoon kahin wo b na bichar jaye, tere jane k bad

Ek wohi to samajhta hai mere dil ko, Tere Jany K Baad
Puchoge nahi kisne diya sath mera, Tere Jany K Baad?

Bus "Tanhai" thi aur main tha, Tere Jany K Baad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tere Muqaddar K Chakkar

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 08:07 AM PDT

Dil Mein Bughaz Rakhta hai aur Badan pe Ehraam,



Ye Chakkar tere Muqaddar k hein Tawaaf Nahi.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Muskarahat Ka Mole

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 07:05 AM PDT

Muskarahat ka Koi Mole Nahe Hota,

Kuch rishton ka koi Tole Nahe Hota,

Log to mil Jate hai her Raah per,

Per her koi Aapki tarah Anmol Nahe Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Aapki Aakhri Phoosi

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 06:01 AM PDT

Beware!

Terrorists ne ek aisi dangerous Gas Gutter lines mei Chor di hai.
jo Insani Gas k saath React kr k bomb blast karti hai



Aap se guzarish hai k Flush pe baith k phoosi ahista se marein..


Kahin woh apki Akhri Phoosi na ho!

A public service message by Funjab Police...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Teri Tasveer Bana Dali

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 05:06 AM PDT

Kal Rat Sapne Mein Teri Tasveer Bana Dali

Dil ko itni achi lagi k Seene se laga Dali,

Kahein Nazar na lag jaye Meri Jaan ko

Is liye Apne hi Aansuon se Mita dali.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Dilon ki Emaaraton

Posted: 11 Apr 2010 04:00 AM PDT

Dilon ki Emaaraton Main kahin Bandagi Nahi.

AUR
Pathar ki Masjidon Mein KHUDA Dhoondtey hain Log"

Iqbal....Read More SMS/Jokes

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