Friday, April 9, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Love SMS - Bazar-e-Ulfat Ka Tamasha

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 03:49 AM PDT

Ye Bhi Ek Tamasha Hai
Bazar-e-Ulfat Main FARAZ...

DIL Kisi Ka Hota Hai Aur
Bus Kisi Ka Chalta Hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Mummy Dady & Baby Sitting

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 03:46 AM PDT

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosto Ko Bhulany Ka Andaz

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 03:43 AM PDT

Har Aaib Sahi Mujh Main Magar Aaj Bhi Mujh Ko.

^~GHALIB~^

Dosto Ko Bhula Deny Ka Andaaz Nahi Aaya........Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Then US Will Be Ours

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 02:38 AM PDT

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sorry SMS Jokes - Mana Nahi Sakta

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 01:35 AM PDT

Woh Mujhe Chahta Bhi Hai Par Apna Nahi Sakta.

Mujhe Bhulany Ka Sadma Utha Nahi Sakta.

Ajeeb Hai Uski Muhabbat Ka Andaz.

Khafa To Karta Hai Par Mana Nahi Sakta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Light ka Breakdown Q Hua?

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 12:32 AM PDT

Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain.

PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai.

PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati.

ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Why Boys Run Faster?

Posted: 09 Apr 2010 12:26 AM PDT

Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?

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Think Like an Engineer.

Answer: Because Boys have a 2 Ball-Bearings
In between their Legs to Reduce Friction. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Maut ki Goud Mai Sona

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 11:22 PM PDT

Maut ki Goud Mai Jis Din Sona Hoga,

Na koi Takiya na koi Bichona Hoga,

Sath hogi Bas Aap Jaise Doston ki Duaen.

Or Qabrastan ka ek Chota Sa Kona Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Bicharne Ka Dukh

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 10:21 PM PDT

* DUKH *

Bicharne Ka Nahi Hota


Balkay

Un Rishton K Tootne Ka Hota Hai,
Jo Barson Ki Rafaqat K Bad,
Pal Men Toot Jaty Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Usy Kehna ye Dunya Hai

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 09:18 PM PDT

Usy Kehna ye Dunya Hai,
Yahan her Morr pe aisy Bahut se Log Milte hain,

Jo Ander tak Uterty Hain,
Abad tak Saath Rehne ki,

Ikathhy Dard Sehny ki,
Hamesha baat Karte hain,

Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,
Yahan her Shakhs Matlab ki.

Hadoon tak sath Chalta hai,
Joonhi mosam Badalta hai,

Muhabat k Sabhi daawy,
Sabhi Qasmein, Sabhi waady,

Achaanak Toot Jaty hain,
Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,

Yahaan her Morr pe Apni
Sada Aankhein Khuli Rakhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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