Friday, April 16, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Happy Marriage SMS - Kaash Aap Message Hote

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 11:59 AM PDT

Wife: Janu, Kaash Aap Message Hote,
Main Aapko Save Karti,
Jab Chahy Parhti.



Husband: Kanjus! Save He Kar K Rakhti
Ya Apni Kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jahaan Shikway Nahi Hotey

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 11:03 AM PDT

Giley Shikway Se Chahat Mein Kahin Koi Farq To Nahi Parta


Magar


Ek Baat Ye Bhi Hai


Jahaan Shikway Nahi Hotey Wahan Chahat Nahi Hoti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Khush-Haali Lanay Wali Cheezen

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 10:01 AM PDT

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali 7 Cheezain:

1. Quran Ki Tilaawat

2. Namaaz Ki Pabandi

3. ALLAH Ka Shukr Ada Karna

4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna

5. Gunahon Se Tauba

6. Azeezon Se Acha Sulook

7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen
Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.

( Achi bat phelana b Sadqa-e-Jaria hai )....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Us Shaks Se Kam Kam Milna

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 08:55 AM PDT

Phool Khil Jayen to Us Shaks Se Kam Kam Milna Mohsin.



Asay He Maosam Main Mohabat Pe Zawaal Aata hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Urtay Parindon Ko

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 08:53 AM PDT

Urtay Parindon Ko Koi Qaid Nahi Kar Sakta.

Faraz

Jo Apnay Hotay hain Wo Khud hi Lout Aatay Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 3 Sardar Raste Main

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 07:50 AM PDT

3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.

1st Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.

2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.

3rd Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
Agar Bhaga To Murga
Or
Agar Bhagi To Murgi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Apny Mizaj Se Waqif Hon

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 06:47 AM PDT

Apne Mizaj Se Main Khoob WAQIF Hon Mohsin.



Thory Logon Se Milta Hon Magar MUKHLIS Ho Kar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kon Kis Ko Kharab Karta Hai

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 05:41 AM PDT

BOYS Girls Ko Kharab Karte Hain?

Ya

GIRLS Boys Ko Kharab Karti Hain?

Reply With Example.

Sab Ko Send Karen.

Dekhen Kis K Liye Ziyada Votes Hain

Reply Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Pagal Nahi Reply Karte

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 04:38 AM PDT

Yaar Tumhary Paas Woh Wala Msg Hai Jis Main

Pagal Sirf "Nahi" Likh Kar Reply Karte Hain?

Reply.

Answer:
Hint: If someone Replies Nahi Then He is Mental. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - The Twittering Birds

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 03:34 AM PDT

The Twittering Birds, The Flowering Buds,
The Cool Bays The Shinning Rays,

Your Exquisite Smile, Your Glamorous Style,

Are The Things Which Are All Yours But Not Mine,
For Me My Only Absence Is That I Need Ur Presence.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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