Friday, April 23, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Good Night SMS - To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 01:02 PM PDT

Agar Tum Gungunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Gazal koi Sunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Suno Yeh Roshni Aankhun Mai Chubhne si Lagi hai ab,
Charagon ko Bujhao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Kabhi Fursat mily To tum hamary Sath kch lamhy,
Mohabt k Bitao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Sulagti rat Mai awaz ka apni Zara sa tum,
Agr jadu jagao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Tum apne narm hathun se hamary sar ko sehla'o,
Mohabt se sulao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Hamare raston se khaar chunn kr narm pholun ka,
Agr Bistar Bichao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Zara sa housla kr k nibhao apne wadon ko,
Sitary torr lao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Ajb sa Bojh hai dil per, Agar yeh Bojh dil per se,
Kisi din tum Hatao To Humain B Neend Aajaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Likh Kar Mehfooz Kar Lo

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:56 PM PDT

Mujhay Likh Kar Kaheen Mehfooz Kar Lo Dost!


Tumhari Yaadasht Se Nikalta Ja Raha Hon Main.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ghamgeen Lehjay Main Kaha

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:51 PM PDT

Us ne Mere Samnay Baith Kar Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjay Main Kaha,

"Agar Tum Mujhe Isi Tarah Ignore Karty Rahy
To Dekhna Main Ek Din Tumhain Chhor Kar Chali Jaon Gi."

Maine Muskura Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekha Aur Dheery Se Kaha:

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"Bhaar Main Jao" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - NAAK Ka Chooha by Wasi Shah

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:47 PM PDT

"NAAK Ka Chooha" by Wasi Shah

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.

Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata.

Tu jo Mujhe Apni unglion se Marora Karti.

Main tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.

Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko.

Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa Jata.

Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak ka Chooha Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Tragic Death of President

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:32 PM PDT

The People of Poland are Observing
A 7-Day Mourning for the Tragic Death of their President.




May ALLAH Bless Us With the Same Opportunity.
Aameen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Happy Biryani Day!

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 11:30 AM PDT

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay Se Khushbu ki DOHNI do.

Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.

jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.

Ta'k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.

Happy Biryani Day!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 10:18 AM PDT

Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?



Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - POTTI K 4 Rang Hotay Hain

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 09:14 AM PDT

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- Kala (Black)
4- Kathye (Brown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhnay ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k Beech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

Kabhi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images Banti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, Bhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected By
(Wiliam Poti).......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 08:08 AM PDT

Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye,


Jab Koi sms Na Aaye,


Jab Koi Missed Call Bhi Na Aaye,


To,


Samajh Lena K


"APP K DOST"

Ko 100 Walay Card Ki Sakht Zaroorat Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Meera Says About Sania

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 07:05 AM PDT

Meera Says About Sania and Shoaib:





"Main Bohat Khush Hun That Both Are






"Sports MAN" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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