Monday, April 5, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Urdu Friendship SMS - Chand Lamhon Ki Zindgani

Posted: 05 Apr 2010 04:39 AM PDT

Chand Lamhon Ki Zindgani Hai

Nafrton Se Jiya Nhi Karty

Lagta He Dushmano Se Guzarish Karni Paray Gi

Dost To Ab Yaad Kya Nahi Karty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Subah Ka Salaam

Posted: 05 Apr 2010 04:38 AM PDT

Taras Rahi Hain Jo Teri Deed Ko Raat Se.


Woh Beqaraar Aankhen Subah Ka Salaam Kehti Hain.

Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Sochty Sochty Chehra Utar Gaya

Posted: 05 Apr 2010 03:37 AM PDT

Phir Daman-E-Umeed Wo Phulon Se Bhar Gaya,

Jaadu Bhari Nigah Se Jaadu Sa Kar Gaya,

Bus Dekhty He Dekhty Dunya Badal Gai,

Kuch Sochty He Sochty Chehra Utar Gaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Sabhi Ashk Aankhon Main

Posted: 05 Apr 2010 02:35 AM PDT

Sabhi Ashk Aankhon Main Aa Gae
Na Chhupa Saky Na Bata Saky

Wo jo Bhed Tha Wo Khul Gya,
Koi Baat B Na Chhupa Saky

Na Wafa Rahi, Na Jafa Rahi,
Na Wo Dil Raha, Na Hum Rahy

Us ki Yad Ka Jo Charagh Tha
Na Jala Saky, Na Bujha Saky

Koi Zor Khud Pe Raha
Nahen Koi Bus B Us Pe Chla Nahen

Usy Dekhty Rahy Door Tak,
Magr Hath Tak Na Hila Saky

Nahen Is Men Us Ki Khata Koi
Na Naseeb Ka Koi Dosh Tha,

Ye Hamara Apna Mizaaj Tha K
Kisi Tarh Na Nibha Saky.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Taqdeer Jo Tumse Milady

Posted: 05 Apr 2010 01:34 AM PDT

Wo Nazar kaha Se Lao Jo Tummhai Bhula Dey,

Wo dawa kahan Se Lao Jo dard Mita Dey,

Milna to likha hota Hai Taqdeer Mai,

Wo Taqdeer Kahan Se Lao Jo Tum Se Mila Dey.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Perfect Person to Love

Posted: 05 Apr 2010 12:32 AM PDT

People Look For the Perfect Person to Love...


But They Fail To Realize that:

A Per son Becomes Perfect When We

Begin To Love Them Sincerely.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz

Posted: 04 Apr 2010 11:30 PM PDT

Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom.


Janay Phir Kyon Log Mujhe Maghroor Samajhte Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Dandaan Shikan Jawab

Posted: 04 Apr 2010 10:28 PM PDT

Dandaan Shikan Jawab:

Aik mirzai ne Syed Ata ULLAH Shah Bukhari se kaha:

Ata ULLAH Sahab hum Ghulam AHMED ko Nabi mantay hain,


Is Per Shah Sahab bolay:
wo to ghulam hai, jo ghulam ho wo Nabi nahi ho sakta,



Wo kehne laga:
hum ne Ghulam ko hata dia hai, hum AHMED ko Nabi mantay hain.


Ap ne jawab dia:
Mera Naam Ata ULLAH hai Main Ne Ata ko hata dia hai Ab main ALLAH ki Qasam kha ker kehta hon:

Main Ne is Ulloo k Patthay ko Nabi nahi Banaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hum Bohat Laiq They

Posted: 04 Apr 2010 09:27 PM PDT

Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
"Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They."



1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
"Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chora

Posted: 04 Apr 2010 08:13 PM PDT

Salam! Main Ye Sim OFF Kar Raha Hon.

Is Par Mujhe Bohat Calls Aur SMS Aa Rahy Hain.

Log Tang Karte Hain.

Poochtay Hain K






"Aapne Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chhor Diya?" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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