Monday, April 19, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Boys vs Girls SMS - True Love is Rare

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 12:17 PM PDT

Boy Was Following a Girl.

Girl: Why are you following Me?

Boy: You are very pretty and I think I'm in Love With You!

Girl: But you have not met my Friend yet.
She is Prettier than Me and is right behind you.

Boy Looks: There's no 1.

Girl: If You really loved Me. You Wouldn't have looked Behind.

MORAL: True Love is Rare.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mujhey Apna Batana Tum

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 12:06 PM PDT

Ager Tumse koi Merey Baray Main Poochey To



Faqat Itni Si Khwahish Hai, Mujhey Apna Batana Tum.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Talent vs Intelligence

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:59 AM PDT

What is Talent and What is Intelligence?


Walking on a Tight Rope over Niagara Falls is Talent.


Not Trying Such a Thing is Called Intelligence. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:55 AM PDT

1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

Reply Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Jaldi Sms Karo Warna

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:52 AM PDT

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Tring... Tring...

Yaad Dilane Aaya Hon.

Aapke sms Nahi Aa Rahy Hain!

Sms Karo Warna Ghanti Kharab Kar k Bhag Jaon Ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - DEGREE Without BRAIN

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:39 AM PDT

A Thermometer is Not the Only The Thing

That Gets a "DEGREE" Without Having a "BRAIN".


A Silent Msg For All Students. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - IPL Main Na Khilaaya

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:31 AM PDT

I.P.L. Main Humain Na Khilaaya.

Aur SANIA ko Apny Haathon Se Ganwaaya.

Khush Ker Diya Ek SIALKOTI Ne.

Jis Ne Saarey INDIA ko Humaara SAALA Banaya.

GEO MALIK.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 10:27 AM PDT

Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.

Sunder Ban'na Hai To Khoob Rootho,

Because.

Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tere Chehre Ko Log

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 09:18 AM PDT

Tere Chehre Ko Bohat Log Kunwal Kehte Hain

Marmari Jism Ko Sab Taj-Mahal Kehte Hain.

Tu Hama-waqt Tasawwur Mein Hai Jalwa Numan

Hum Tujhe Samne Behtha Ke Ghazal Kehte Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Love with a Boy

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 08:16 AM PDT

Girl: Mom, I am in Love with a Boy.

Mom Shocked: How Old is the Boy and What is he Doing?




Girl: Three Months and Kicking Happily in my Stomach. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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