Urdu Funny SMS and Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,
Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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R=Rehmat
A=Aitkaf
M=Madad
Z=Zakat
A=Aman
N=Nazaz
Mubarak to all my momin Musalman...
may "ALLAH" fulfil ur all wish iz Ramzan & do pray all time urz
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Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki?
Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.
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Hanjuaan Da Vapaar Karan Di Aadat Hai,
Pathraan Naal Pyaar Karan Di Aadat Hai,
Jhootha Hi Wada Kar Le Sohneya,
Saanu Ta Aetbaar Karan Di Aadat Hai...
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uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,
jab dekho sote rehte ho.,
saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?,
ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.
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tum hasate bahut ho,
man ko bhate bahut ho
ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par
kambakht tum khate bahut ho
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya,
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya
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khuda apko khush rakhe....!
khuda apko slamat rakhe...!
khuda apki umar lambi kre...!
khuda apko naukry de....!
khuda apko chokri de....!
seekh lia na,,,
chal ab utha ktora or shoroo ho ja....
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on ur single smile thousands of people die
so keep smiling and reduce the population of Pakistan
but don't smile in front of mirror
warna lene k dene par jain ge FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Wink"

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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .
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Memon apne Bachy Ko mar rha tha,
Us K Dost ne pocha, q mar rahy ho?

Memon: yar ye toilet jana chata he.
Dost:to Kya hoa, jane do.

Memon:Nai yar,isy phr Bhook lag jye gi.
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Ek bacha paida hote he Nurse se bola mobile hy?


Nusre: Hai lekin kya krna hai?


Bacha: Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms krna hy
k khariat se pohanch gya hon.
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Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?

Mareez: Chand.
Doctor: Aby is say dhoor kia Farishtay dekhay ga?
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Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi hai,
Shart humne hawaon se laga rakhi hai,

Na jane kis taraf se tum aajao,
Is liye har Taraf MORTEIN COiL jala rakhi hai.