Best Collection of New Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Geo aur Jeenay Do SMS
Asif Zardari Ki Taqrir Mai Nara Laga


Mqm Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Ppp Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Zardari Ki Jaan

Awam Boli

Sheri Rehman
Sheri Rehman ;->

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Best Husband Of Sheere Rehman

& The Nomines Are

1) Ameen Fahim From The Movie "B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka"

2) Asif Zardari From The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kuttiya"

3) Nisar Khoro From The Movie "Ganja Tera Aashiq"

4) Rehman Malik From The Movie "Sssshh..Father Or Husband?"

& The Award Goes To



Asif Zardari 4m The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kutiya... ;->
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Hum Sub Umeed se Hain" on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad "Zardari" ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
"Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar "NAUKRANI" Thi?"

Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar "Driver" Tha..!
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Musharaf K Janay Se,
Begairti Kuch Aisay Band Hui Faraz. .!!!
Pehlay Jo Girlz Public Palace Pe Milti Thi,
Ab Phone Pe Puppy Denay Se Ghabrati Hain
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Just Imagine …

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari …
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
“Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death”
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin ’s Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
“Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari”
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari …

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*Latest News*

Zardari Kisi Waqt B Khud Kashi Kar Sakta Hai
Q K Uss Ne Khud Kaha Hai K

Jin Hatho Ne Benazir Ko Mara Hai
Wo Hath Muje B Mar Sakte Hain

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Asif Ali Zardari SMS
Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said,

"Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga..."

ZARDARI Said,

"Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun..."
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Interesting Sawal :

"Girgit" Ko English Mai Kya Kehte Hain?


Guess Yar..!






Ab Her Baat Main Bataon?




Simple






The One N Only


"Asif Zardari" ;->
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Just Imagine ...

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari ...
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Quaid-e-Azam
baani-e-millat

Fatima Jinnah
mader-e-millat

Liaquat Ali
shaheed-e-millat

Aur

Zardari

Aate ki Qillat
Gas ki Qillat
Bijlii ki Qillat
Zillat hi Zillat
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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do ZARDARI
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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
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Shery Rehman aj kal bohat khush ha!
Keon K.
Asif Zardary Ne kaha ha
k
Garmeon mein Woh aik Ghanta aagay krain gay.
Aur sardeon mein aik Ghanta peechay karain gay?