Tuesday, May 10, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Latest Collection of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Text Insults - Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:55 AM PDT

Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

....

Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

ll
ll\('.')
ll ...(}
ll <; L


hmmmmm.....!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Mera Naya Airtel Ka Number

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:54 AM PDT

Salam,

9876543210

Ye Mera

Airtel Ka "Naya"


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Number
Mat Samjh Lena
Pagal
...

ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain.....

Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Abbreviation SMS - ABCD ME zIDAGI

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:54 AM PDT

ABCD ME zIDAGI

A
Aitebar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
enayat


F
faisla

G
Gham

H
humdam

I
intezaar

J
Justaju

K
khayal

L
lamhey

M
mohabbat

N
narazgi

O
omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qisamt

R
rishtey

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
yaaden

Z
zindagi

Zindagi in hi naamo ka 1 naam hai
Yeh hai zidagi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khushi mili hans na sakeGham mila ro n

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:54 AM PDT

Khushi mili hans na sake
Gham mila ro na sake
Zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai
Jise chaha use pa na sake
Aur jise paya use chah na sake
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Santa propose a girl..Girl replied-T

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

Santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...

Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
Kisine pucha:
6 month k baby ka b'day kese?
Santa:hum semester system ko follow krte he......Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Dad-Whats ur result?Son-I've failed in

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

Dad-Whats ur result?
Son-I've failed in 5 subjects
Dad- now onwards don't call me "Dad"
Son- Oh come on dad! Its my school test, not a DNA Test.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - 1.Saa2.Re3.Ga4.Maa5.Paa6.Dha

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa..
Kripaya khudko pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6 firse Padhe......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mago Gi Na?
GIRL-Nai, Me Aisi Ladki Nai Hu.
Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - School me ladke line me khade thePehle

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

School me ladke line me khade the
Pehle ladke ka naam jeet hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya hai?
?

?
Darr !
?
?

Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:Why

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:
Why Are u Crying? Tell me Im ur Frnd Na

Son:Kuch Nai Yaar.Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li, To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:52 AM PDT

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

Posted: 10 May 2011 01:51 AM PDT

3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya

German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Din Wo Chup Raha
3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha

Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Yade bi DOSTO se he, Mulakate B DOSTO s

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:47 AM PDT

Yade bi DOSTO se he,
Mulakate B DOSTO se he,
$apne b DOSTO se he,
Apne b DOSTO se he,
Ya phir yu kahu
AB to DUNIYA hi DOSTO se he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - 9 Things Never To Say To A Girl: (Brac

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:30 AM PDT

9 Things Never To Say To A Girl:
(Bracket Me Mere Inputs Hain)


1. Referring To Her Enemy And Saying:
"Shes Just A Friend..." !!
(Ab Enemy Ki Gossip Shuru Karegi..=P)


2. I ll Call You Tonight At 8pm..
(1 Minute B Late Huya To SAZAA-E-MAUT..)


3. *Seeing Another Girl N' Saying:
Shes Hot...!!
(Gaya Kaam Se )


4. I Love You..
(Aqal Ghaas Charne Chali Gayi Hay Kya..!
ALL D BEST Lol..)


5. Did You Gain Weight?
(Ab Poore Din Dimaag Chategi,
Kahaan Se Moti Dikh Rahi Hoon Batao Naa...
Please Urghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jaagti Raat K Honton Pe Fasaney Jaisy

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:21 AM PDT

Jaagti Raat K Honton Pe Fasaney Jaisy

Ek Pal Men Simat Aaye Hon Zamany Jaisy

Aqal Kehti Hai Bhula Do Jo Nahi Mil Paya

Dil Wo Pagal K Koi Baat Na Maany Jaisy

Raasty Men Wohi Manzar Hen Puraany Ab Tak

Bus Kami Hai To Nahi Log Puraany Jaisy

Aaina Dekh K Ehsas Yehi Hota Hy

Le Gaya Ho Waqt Umron K Khazaany Jaisy

Raat Ki Aankh Se Tapka Hua Aansu "

Makh-Mali Ghaas Pe Moti K Hon Daany Jaisy....!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Rishto'n Ki Rassi Kamzour Tab Hoti Hai

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Rishto'n Ki Rassi Kamzour Tab Hoti Hai

Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Main Paida Honey Waley

Sawalon Ka Jawaab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay . . . . /....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Raiza raiza hai mera Aks to herat ye hai

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Raiza raiza hai mera Aks to herat ye hai "Mohsin",


Mera Aaiena Salamat hai to phir Toota kiya hai...??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - " YA ALLAH Poori Dunia Main Jitne INSA

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:13 AM PDT

" YA ALLAH Poori Dunia Main Jitne
INSAN Beemar Hain Ya Pareshan Hain
Tu Unko Apne Fazal Se Maaf Farma Or
Unki Beemari Or Pareshaniyon Ko Khatam Farma
Or YA ALLAH Jis Ne Ye Dua Likhi Usko Sihat'e
Kamila Atta Farma Or Jis Ne Agay Bheji Uski Pareshaniyn Ko Hal Farma ...

Ameen "....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Aj Mothers Day Hy Meri Maa To Mere S

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:13 AM PDT

Aj Mothers Day Hy

Meri Maa To Mere Sath Hy (ALHAMDULILLAH)
Ye Bohat Acha He

Per


Agr


Mere Hony Waly Bchon Ki Maa B Mere Sath Hoti To Or Acha Tha.. ;->)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Azeez Hamwatno . . . Jaagday Reh

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:12 AM PDT

Azeez Hamwatno
.
.
.
Jaagday Rehna
.
.
.
Saaday Tay Na Rehna
A Public Service Message By
*Isi & Pak Army*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Main us ke Haathon me thi Tute hue Shee

Posted: 08 May 2011 04:21 AM PDT

Main us ke Haathon me thi
Tute hue Sheeshe ki tarha
Badi Umeed thi ke bikhrne nhi dega
Bus giraya kuch is Ada se ke
Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Mithi nind Mithe khwab,Ho Gya svera

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:01 PM PDT

Mithi nind Mithe khwab,
Ho Gya svera ab to jago janab,
Chand b chup gya fir rat K intezr Me,
1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me..
G00D-M0RNING
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - ATTENTION PLZZ..! . Passengers of “SW

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:27 AM PDT

ATTENTION PLZZ..!
.
Passengers of
"SWEET DREAMS"
r requested to plz open their eyes
The
"FLIGHT OF NIGHT"
has been landed into a
.
"SWEET DAY"
.
??G???d M??rning??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - “Naya din shuro karne ki Dua” . Hasb

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:24 AM PDT

"Naya din shuro karne ki Dua"
.
Hasbi-y-Allah-o- La illaha illah Huwa, Allehe
Tawakalt-o- Wahuwa rabu-l-Arshil Azeem.
"Good Morning"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai.

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:23 AM PDT

Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai.......

Tra Khayal Hai Ya Din Nikalne Wala Hai...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Kitni khobsorat si ho jati hy DiL ki

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:22 AM PDT

Kitni khobsorat
si ho jati hy
DiL ki Basti
….. "NADAN"…..

Jab kuch piyary log subah subah yad Aatay hyn..

Gud Morning 4u....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Some one asked me for how long will i be

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:20 AM PDT

Some one asked me for how long will i be a friend of Urs….

I remained silent bcoz….

I dont know which one is longer"always" or "forever"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - I’m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U. I

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:19 AM PDT

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.

I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U

I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.

I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,

I'm Always With U.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - FrieNdship is The Heaviest Coin in The I

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:16 AM PDT

FrieNdship is The Heaviest Coin in The INternationaL Bank_of_LovE
&
Wid ur FrieNdship I Am The RichEst pErson oN Earth
So keep mE Rich 4ever....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - This life is too short to make and accel

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:16 AM PDT

This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
I don't know why people break the developed relations.
..
This life is too short to say something to loved ones
I don't know why people keep silenc 4 a löng period.
.
This life is too short to make real frnds,
I dont knw why people break frndships.
.
Think before it's too late,
today is time, nobody knows about next moment,
bcoz life cant wait, and death ever waits......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Wabasta TERIhayaat se sabhi silsilay mag

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:14 AM PDT

Wabasta TERIhayaat se sabhi silsilay magar !!

Meri zindgi hai Mukhtasir TERI DOSTI k liye......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Emoti0nal sentence by a friend,, “The

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:12 AM PDT

Emoti0nal sentence by a friend,,

"The l0ngest distance 0n earth isn't fr0m n0rth t0 s0uth,
it's when I stand infr0nt 0f y0u & y0u ign0re me..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - 1 day I may die without saying good by

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:10 AM PDT

1 day I may die
without saying
good bye 2 U!
But I'll never
4get 2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U have given
me 1 of loveliest
friendship ever in
my life....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Fursatein Milen jab bhi Khattaein Muaf K

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:10 AM PDT

Fursatein Milen jab bhi Khattaein Muaf Kar 'D'ena Meri…

*YàÄro*

Kon Jane Saanson k Silsilay Kahan Tak Hain. . . ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - “Matlabi dost koily jesa hota hay, Jab

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:08 AM PDT

"Matlabi dost koily jesa hota hay,
Jab koila gram hota hay,

To hath jala deta hay

Or jab thanda hota hay

To hath kaly ker deta hay

Hazrat Ali (S.A)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - “wada karo” . Mujh se aisa rishta bana

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:05 AM PDT

"wada karo"
.
Mujh se aisa rishta banaye rakhna
.
Meri dosti tum dil me basaye rakhna
.
Waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta
.
Per is dosti ko palkon me sajaye rakhna…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - “Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Tha

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:00 AM PDT

"Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

"faraz"

Phir Tum Milay,
phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista baghairton ka tola sa ban gaya:-D
Love u jiGerz;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - You’re a true friend, that I want you

Posted: 07 May 2011 06:00 AM PDT

You're a true friend,

that I want you to know,

Our love for each other

has helped us to grow.

We've been through some tough times,

but we've made it through,

The only one I ever trusted was you.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - All small small fights creates big affec

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:59 AM PDT

All small small fights creates big affection on friends.

Always laughing does not create a true friendship.
Sometimes fight,
crying, scolding,
all mischief activities have a better friendship . . .

So dont laugh from your lip . . .

SMILE FROM YOUR HEART . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - When Price and Worth have similar meanin

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:54 AM PDT

When Price and Worth have similar meaning,
.
How come Priceless and worthless are opposites…
.
Keep Thinking.
.
Its WORTH-while!….....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Aadmi tou ek lafz hy mehz achy bury k wa

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:52 AM PDT

Aadmi tou ek lafz hy mehz achy bury k wasty........


Jo kisi ka dard rakhy usy INSAN kehty hain...............Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The only gracious way to accept an Insu

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:47 AM PDT

The only gracious way to
accept an Insult is to ignore
it

if u cant top it, laugh at it
if u can't laugh at it
u probably Deserve it!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Real Truth :- . Everyone will forget e

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:46 AM PDT

Real Truth :-
.
Everyone will forget everyone
When they have some one with them
.
And
.
Everyone will remember Everyone
When they have no one with them
.
Think Again.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - “I Dont Belive In TAking Right Decisions

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:41 AM PDT

"I Dont Belive In TAking Right Decisions

I TAke Decisions MAke Them Right"

Be d propounder not d follower……......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Insan apna Chehra to khoob sajjata hy

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:40 AM PDT

Insan apna
Chehra to khoob sajjata hy

Jis pr logon ki NAZAR hoti he

Mgr
Dil ko sajjane ki koshish nahi krta
Jis pr ALLAH ki NAZAR hoti hay......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - 1 khubsurat soch, “Hamesha samjhota kar

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:40 AM PDT

1 khubsurat soch,
"Hamesha samjhota karna seekho!
.
Q k thora sa jhuk jaana,
kisi rishte ko hamesha k liye tor dene se bohat behtar hai...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Parindy apny paon or Insan Apni Zuban

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:39 AM PDT

Parindy apny paon or

Insan Apni Zuban ki waja sy Jaal m Phansty Hen

Guftugo m narmi ikhtyar kro

Q k Lehjy Ka Asar Alfaz Sy Zyada Hota Hy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - “Muje janat Se Zyada Ja namaz pe Bethna

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:34 AM PDT

"Muje janat Se Zyada Ja namaz pe Bethna Acha Lagta Hy
Q
K
janat Me Mera Dil Khush Ho Ga
jab K
ja namaz p Mera RAB Khush Ho Ga ".
Assalam_o_Alaikum....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK Ji

Posted: 07 May 2011 05:33 AM PDT

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy

NAMAK

JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti
Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko
Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy.

Zubaida aapa aj serious hain;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)