| Missing You SMS - Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hae Moasam Ki Adao Posted: 21 May 2011 12:31 AM PDT Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hae Moasam Ki Adaon Mein... Kisi Ka Yun Badel Jana Bohat Hi Yaad Aata Hae....!.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Happy Marriage SMS - These Keywords on Google Posted: 21 May 2011 12:30 AM PDT A Guy Searching, These Keywords on Google: "How to Tackle A Wife.." Google Search Result: "Good Morning, Sir..! Even We are Searching.." =D =P.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Motivational Quotes - Relationship Is Not Holding Hands Posted: 21 May 2011 12:30 AM PDT Relationship Is Not Holding Hands While You Understand Each Other Its About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings & Still Not Leaving Each 0ther's Hands . . . *.*.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Self Praising SMS - Keep GOD Inside Your HEART Posted: 21 May 2011 12:30 AM PDT -=- Pearl Of The Day -=- Keep GOD Inside Your HEART And Nothing In Your Life That You Won't Be Able To Handle . . . Remember "ME + GOD = Enough" =].... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - What Is More Useful After It Is Broken Posted: 21 May 2011 12:30 AM PDT Funny Riddles: -What Is More Useful After It Is Broken? . . An Egg :-D -Which Is The Most Shocking City? . . Electri-City ;-) -Name Two Things You Can Never Eat Before Breakfast? . . Dinner & Lunch :-) -How Many Men Were Born In Europe? . . None, Only Babies Were Born :-D -If Your Clock Strikes 13, What Times It Is? . . Time To Buy A New Clock ;-).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Motivational Quotes - Th0uGhT For The LIFE TIME Posted: 21 May 2011 12:29 AM PDT Th0uGhT For The LIFE TIME "Work Hard But Make Some Time To Your L O V E F A M I L Y N F R I E N D S Nobody Remembers The Power-Point Presentations, Marks 0r Degrees On Your Death ...".... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Friendship SMS - Coffee Never Knew Posted: 21 May 2011 12:29 AM PDT D e D i C a T e D Coffee Never Knew . . . How Good It Could Taste Before It Met Sugar, Water And Milk . . . We Friends Are Just The Same . . . We r Good But When We Meet We Become The Best . . . =)).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Motivational Quotes - Life Is Like A Mirror Posted: 21 May 2011 12:29 AM PDT "L I F E Is Like A M I R R O R ! Just Because You Break Or Ignore It ... Doesn't Mean Your R E F L E C T I O N Will Change ...".... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Motivational Quotes - TIME Makes Us FORGET Some PEOPLE Posted: 21 May 2011 12:29 AM PDT . . . Ultimate Truth . . . TIME Makes Us FORGET Some PEOPLE But Some PEOPLE Make Us FORGET TIME ... Such PEOPLE Becomes Our LIFE . . . =)).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Motivational Quotes - Short But True Lines Posted: 21 May 2011 12:29 AM PDT Short But True Lines "We Don't Know The VALUE OF MOMENTS Until They Become A M E M O R Y . . . ".... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Poetry SMS - Akelay Jo Dukh Uthatey Ho Posted: 21 May 2011 12:28 AM PDT Akelay Jo Dukh Uthatey Ho, Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay, Humara Dil Jalatay Ho, Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay, Kaha Bhi Tha Mohabat Hai, Mohabbat Hi Issey Rakho, Tamasha Jo Banatay Ho, Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay, Uthatay Ho Falak Tak Tum, Humain Saray Mehfil Main, Uthaa Kar Jo Giratay Ho, Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay, Jo Koi Pooch Lay Tumse ke, Rishta Kya Hai Abhi Un Sey, To Nazron Ko Jo Jhukatay Ho, Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay, Bikhar Jayen Andheron Main, Saharaa Tum To Detay Ho, Magar Phir Chorr Jatay Ho, Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay...... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Motivational Quotes - To Start A Relationship Both Person Posted: 21 May 2011 12:28 AM PDT To Start A Relationship Both Person Should Agree To It But To End A Relationship Only One Person's Decision Is Enough!!!.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Good Morning SMS - Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki Posted: 21 May 2011 12:28 AM PDT Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki KIRNO'N Se Humari Subha Hoti Hy....!! Ye Suraj Falak Se Nikalta Ho Ga Kisi Ur K Liye....!! Subha Ba-Khair.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Top 10 Msgs Awards 2011 Goes To Posted: 21 May 2011 12:28 AM PDT Top 10 Msgs Awards 2011 Goes To: 10) Sheela Ke Jawani 9) Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kardo. 8) Wikileaks Ke Inkshafat. 7) Faraz Ki Wahyat Shayari. 6) Morning, Evening & Nite Gr33tings. 5) Shabir To Dekhe Ga. 4) Pathan Jokes. 3) Munni Ki Badnami. 2) Zubaida Aapa K Jaan Lewa Toatkay. . . . . . . 1st Award Goes To: . . 1) Sab Se Harami Aur Lalchi 'Kutta' ..... (Han G Han Bilkul Wohi).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Decent SMS Jokes - Do you Know Which Things Posted: 21 May 2011 12:28 AM PDT Do you Know Which Things; Make Life Memorable?? =) -Power-cut; On the Night Before Exam..=D -Enjoying; A Boring Movie with Friends..=) -Dancing; In Shower on a Hot Day..=) -Caught by Police; When Not having Licence..=P -No Balance; When Ur Beloved's Miss Call..=( -A Long Walk with Best friend..=).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Good Night SMS - Shab-e-Aawaargi Hum Jese Logon Posted: 21 May 2011 12:27 AM PDT Shab-e-Aawaargi Hum Jese Logon Se Hi Qayam Hy Warna. . . . . . Kitna Ajeeb Sa Lagta Hy Sar-E-Shaam So Jana. . . G 0_() d N i G h T . . ..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Insanity Is Doing The Same Posted: 21 May 2011 12:23 AM PDT Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing 0ver N 0ver Again And Expecting Different Results. . . In 0ther Words, . . . . I Just Logged Into Facebook...... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - A Great Thought By A Naughty Woman . . Posted: 20 May 2011 01:01 PM PDT A Great Thought By A Naughty Woman . . . "Men Are Not Attracted Towards Me Because 0f My Mind. But They Are Attracted Towards Me Because " I Don't Mind ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - ... A Touching Story ... A Little Boy Posted: 20 May 2011 01:00 PM PDT ... A Touching Story ... A Little Boy Saw A Puppy. He Went Near It & Touched It... Again He Touched It... Again He Touched It. . . . . . . . . . Oh! What A Touching Story....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Boys vs Girls SMS - Two Lovers In Pak-Tower... . Boy: Tm I Posted: 20 May 2011 01:00 PM PDT Two Lovers In Pak-Tower... . Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho? . Girl: Kuch Nhi. . Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...? . Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy "Letreen" Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :-> . Moral: Aur Phasao Leyari Ki Bachi.. ;->).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Boys vs Girls SMS - ~Solid Be-Izzati~ Girl: I Like You. Posted: 20 May 2011 12:59 PM PDT ~Solid Be-Izzati~ Girl: I Like You. Do You Like Me? :) Boy: No. Girl: =( Boy: You Never Asked If I Loved You. Girl: Awwww, Do You Love Me? =) Boy: No. . ..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - . . . Rel0aded . . . A Fantastic Sent Posted: 20 May 2011 12:59 PM PDT . . . Rel0aded . . . A Fantastic Sentence Written At Japanese Bus Stop... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . あなたがバスを待っている馬鹿です。 。 。 人々は、日現在、車を持って ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Student SMS Jokes - Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal Posted: 20 May 2011 12:58 PM PDT Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal Salam Saaley, Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?... Kameno, Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai. Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho. Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain. Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho. Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley.... Bataunga Tjhey. Urx Faithfuly, Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Ultim8 Truth A Girls Laughter Is Muc Posted: 20 May 2011 12:57 PM PDT Ultim8 Truth A Girls Laughter Is Much More Cheerful Than A Boys... But A Boys Tear Is Much More Meaningful Than A Girls. ..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - i!li!l Today's Thought i!li!l Making Posted: 20 May 2011 12:57 PM PDT i!li!l Today's Thought i!li!l Making 0ne Person Smile Can Change The World. . . May Be Not The Whole World, But Their World. Start With Small ..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Microsoft Bought Skype For 8.5 Billion Posted: 20 May 2011 12:57 PM PDT Microsoft Bought Skype For 8.5 Billion Dollars . . . . . . . Stupids . . . . . They Could Have Download It For Free ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - There May Not Be Any Value Of Me For Yo Posted: 20 May 2011 12:56 PM PDT There May Not Be Any Value Of Me For You, But I m PRICELESS To Those People . . . . . . . . From Whom I Have Borrowed Money.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Earlier It Was Either People Were 'Wor Posted: 20 May 2011 12:56 PM PDT Earlier It Was Either People Were 'Working' or 'Not Working' Now Its People Are Either 'Not Working' or They r 'Networking'.!!.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Since The Rates Of PETROL, Is Getting H Posted: 20 May 2011 12:55 PM PDT Since The Rates Of PETROL, Is Getting High Day By Day... Now 'LONG DRIVES' Are To Be Considered; D Most 'LUXURIOUS GIFT' Ever, 4 Dates...... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - A Sign At A Petrol Pump Plz.Dun Smoke Posted: 20 May 2011 12:55 PM PDT A Sign At A Petrol Pump Plz.Dun Smoke Here..Your Life May Be Worthless But Petrol Is Very Expensive.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - LOVE HURTS. . =( Just Kidding, But Posted: 20 May 2011 12:55 PM PDT LOVE HURTS. . =( Just Kidding, But . . . . Actually Seeing Someone Else Eating A Pizza n Having Coke And Not Sharing HURTS Even More ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . Its Posted: 20 May 2011 12:55 PM PDT What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response... And If Girl Posts The Same Joke, She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r N Posted: 20 May 2011 12:54 PM PDT A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . . . ;) A Man, However, Is Like WIFI. . . Many Devices Can Connect To Him As Long As He Is Not Secured ..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Student SMS Jokes - Define College Student ... ? "A Colle Posted: 20 May 2011 12:54 PM PDT Define College Student ... ? "A College Student Is Not The 0ne Who Reads The Book Before An Exam. But, Writes A New Book During The Exam........ Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - I ve Got A TIME MACHINE... I Get In Posted: 20 May 2011 12:54 PM PDT I ve Got A TIME MACHINE... I Get In And It Takes Me Seven Hours Into The Future. I Call It . . . . . . B E D ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Yesterday ! I Saw You In My Dreams . Posted: 20 May 2011 12:54 PM PDT |
| English Funny SMS - ~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Y Posted: 20 May 2011 12:53 PM PDT ~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Your Face, There's Not A Thing That I Would Change. . . Except The Direction I Am Walking In ..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Height Of Physics: A conductor kicks Posted: 20 May 2011 12:53 PM PDT Height Of Physics: A conductor kicks old man out of bus. Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect.. . Y . . Because he was a BAD conductor....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Friendship SMS - Ye Hoti Hy Sachi Dosti. . . 1 Dost N Posted: 20 May 2011 12:53 PM PDT Ye Hoti Hy Sachi Dosti. . . 1 Dost Ne Apne Dost Ko Phone Ker K Kaha: "Main Ro Raha Hoon" Dost Ne Kaha : . . . . "Bhaad Mein Ja . . . Main So Raha Hoon....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Rainy Day / Barish SMS - / ' / , / ' / , / '/ / ,Happy , / , / Posted: 20 May 2011 12:53 PM PDT / ' / , / ' / , / '/ / ,Happy , / , / / / /Slow Slow/ / / /Rainy/ / / / / Day / / Hota To Kitna Acha Hota :-( Enjoy *Garmi & Load Shedding* :) .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Imp News: World's.. First Second T Posted: 20 May 2011 12:52 PM PDT Imp News: World's.. First Second Third Fourth Fifth And Sixth Nuclear Country.... Are Thinking On How To Do Advancements In Space And Make A Permanent Station On Moon.... . . . . . And World's Seventh Nuclear Power Is Debating On An Even Tougher Issue. I.E. . . . . . . . . Garmi Ki Chuttiyan Kis Month Mein Honi Chahiye?? June July Mein Ya July Augest Mein?.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - New Style Of Break- Up !! :P A Bf Thr Posted: 20 May 2011 12:52 PM PDT New Style Of Break- Up !! :P A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf... Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O .. Boy Said "Its Over".... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Every Student Gets 0pportunity To Enjoy Posted: 20 May 2011 12:52 PM PDT Every Student Gets 0pportunity To Enjoy Their Student Life. . . But , Some Miss Those Beautiful Moments & Those Stupid People Are Known As . . . . . " TOPPERS ".... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Student SMS Jokes - Question By The STUDENTS ... If A Si Posted: 20 May 2011 12:51 PM PDT Question By The STUDENTS ... If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects, Then How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..?.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Which Is Very Best, Amazing N Un-Answer Posted: 20 May 2011 12:50 PM PDT Which Is Very Best, Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ? . . . . . . . . . . When Your Crush Asks U About Ur Crush..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| English Funny SMS - Best Line By A Cockroach To A Young Guy Posted: 20 May 2011 12:49 PM PDT Best Line By A Cockroach To A Young Guy: "I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream, More Louder Than You Can...... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no. Posted: 17 May 2011 01:08 PM PDT Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no. But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't u feel sad? The boy replied "I lost the one who never loved me, but she lost the one who really loved her.".......... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Student SMS Jokes - PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel m Posted: 17 May 2011 01:08 PM PDT PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Funny SMS - Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he agar Posted: 17 May 2011 01:04 PM PDT Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna varna insan ban jaoge Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Funny SMS - Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya ko Posted: 17 May 2011 01:02 PM PDT Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi, Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi, Kya ye such much pyar hai, Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
