Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai
sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai
aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
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Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata,
sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
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