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- Urdu Funny SMS - Wo Konsa Aisa Word Hai
- Urdu Funny SMS - Think Like Pakistani
- Reply Me SMS - Mohabat Ka Kya Colour Hai?
- Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Interesting Confusions
- Text Insults - Govt Imposed Personality Tax
- Reply Me SMS - Get Dilchasp Pabandian
- Urdu Love SMS - Ranj De Kar Malal Karty Ho
- Reply Me SMS - Aapko kis Naam Se Bulaega
- Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila
- Adult SMS Jokes - 4 Rooms in a Lady's Body
Urdu Funny SMS - Wo Konsa Aisa Word Hai Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:31 AM PST Wo Konsa Aisa Word hai Jiska Meaning na to Dunya ki koi Zabaan Mai hai. Aur na He Latest se Latest Dictionary Mai Milega? Lekin Bolte Phir Bhi Sab Hain. Zara Sochiye PONKA. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Think Like Pakistani Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:26 AM PST An old Lady, a Girl, a Pakistani & Indian boy were Traveling in a train. A tunnel Came & it got Completely Dark. Suddenly a Kiss sound & a slap sound was heard. When the Tunnel Ended, Indian boy's cheek was Red Due to Slap. He was Thinking, Pakistani boy Must have Kissed Girl & she Slaped me instead of him. Old lady was Thnking that Indian boy have Kissed Girl & Got Slap. Girl was Thinking that any of the boy was trying to Kiss Me But kissed the lady & got slaped from her. Pakistani boy was Thinking,"If a Tunnel comes again, he will produce a kiss sound & again slap the Indian guy." Be PAKISTANI AND THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Reply Me SMS - Mohabat Ka Kya Colour Hai? Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:21 AM PST Tell me Aapki Nazar Mai Mohabat ka Colour Kya Hai? Then I'will tell you k Aap Kaisy Lover hain/honge. Red, Pink, Black Blue, Green, white Reply Fast. Answer: Red= Junon ki had tak mobht krne wale Pìnk= Dreami lover Black= Bakwas lover Blue= Kabza krne wale lover Green= Boring lover White= Pakiza lover.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Interesting Confusions Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:18 AM PST Interesting Confusions: 1. Can You cry Under Water? 2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty? 3. Why don't Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep? 4. What do You call a male Lady bird? 5. Why is it called Building when it's already Built? 6. When they say Dog food is new & Improved in taste, Who Tastes it? 7. If Money doesn't Grow on trees then why Banks have Branches? 8. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square box? 9. Why doesn't Glue stick to its Bottle?....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Text Insults - Govt Imposed Personality Tax Posted: 27 Feb 2010 11:15 PM PST Govt has Passed a New Rule !! Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys have to Pay "Personality Tax" . . . Don't Worry Yaar You are Safe. Par Hum to Phans Gaye Na.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Reply Me SMS - Get Dilchasp Pabandian Posted: 27 Feb 2010 10:12 PM PST Send this to Your Friends and Get Dilchasp Pabandian: "Agar Aap ko Mujh Pe 1 Pabandi Lagane ka Moqa Milta to Aap Mujh Pe Kon Si Pabandi Lagate." Reply Me 1st.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Love SMS - Ranj De Kar Malal Karty Ho Posted: 27 Feb 2010 09:09 PM PST Ranj De Kar Malal Karty ho, Tum B Kiya Kamal Karty ho! Daikh Kar Poch Liya Haal Mera, Chalo kuch to Khayal Karty Ho, Shehr-e-Dil maen ye Udasiyaan kesi? Ye bhi Mujh se Sawal Karty Ho Marna chahain to Mar nahi skty Tum Bhi Jeena Muhal Karty ho Ab kis kis ki Misaal Don Tum ko? Har Sitam Be'misaal Karty ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Reply Me SMS - Aapko kis Naam Se Bulaega Posted: 27 Feb 2010 08:07 PM PST Select a Number and I'll tell You, Aapka Life Partner Aapko kis Naam se Bulae ga? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Answer: 1: Oye Manhoos 2: Jan-e-Jana 3: Pagal 4: Jangli 5: Sweet Heart 6: Shona 7: Suniye G 8: Chanda 9: Jan-e-man 10: Jaan G 11: Pendu 12: Sweeti.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila Posted: 27 Feb 2010 07:03 PM PST Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila, Usne Jin se Kaha, "Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Sindhiyo ko Sindh se nikal Do." Jin Replied: Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Adult SMS Jokes - 4 Rooms in a Lady's Body Posted: 27 Feb 2010 06:04 PM PST 4 Rooms in a Lady's Body (e....Read More SMS/Jokes |
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