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Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:58 AM PST

Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:57 AM PST

Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....

"+ALLAH ALWAY'S BLESS U+"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:57 AM PST

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:


Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
"+ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS YOU+"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - SMS Packages band hony per

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:57 AM PST

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

"+ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS YOU+"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:56 AM PST

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Journalist To Meera

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:56 AM PST

Journalist To Meera:


Kya Ap
"x.y.z"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Question paper in year 2020

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:56 AM PST

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:56 AM PST

AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA


!..... YAA ALLAH ....!


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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De...:)

*. AAMEEN .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - One Good News One Bad News

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:55 AM PST

One Good News
One Bad News

Good News: Jumma Bazar Me 1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=Only. =P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:55 AM PST

Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?

Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main

Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,
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Bas Kar Mere "BAAP". :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:55 AM PST

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Muqadar mein raat ki neend nahi

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:54 AM PST

Muqadar mein raat ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:54 AM PST

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:54 AM PST

Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,




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hamara mutaaliba






Hamara mutaaliba.

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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:54 AM PST

(Ghazal)




























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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:54 AM PST

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Aaj KATREENA KAIF Ne Geo News ko

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:53 AM PST

Aaj KATREENA KAIF Ne Geo News ko
Interview Mai Kaha Hai.

Agar SANIA, SHOAIB Jese Larke Se Shadì
Ka Faisla Kar Sakti Hai,

To Wo Kon Si Sarhad hai Jo Mere or
'X.Y.Z'
K Beech Deewar Bane Gi.

Uff Ye Katrina Bhi Na Bas.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:53 AM PST

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - You Should Always Dream Big

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

You Should Always Dream Big ...





And





For That You Should






Sleep Quite Often ... ;)

gOoD nIgHt ... (=....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - AiK dafa ka ziKar hY k mai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

AiK dafa ka ziKar hY k mai sO raha tha, Bilkul aiSay (^_^)
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phir mera phone baja,
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mai uthgaia, bilkul aiSAy (*_*)
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mene phone daikha to alarm tha,
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time daikh ker meri aankhein aur khul gai, bilkul aisay (O_O)

phr phr...

Phir mujhy yaad aya k SUNDAY hy

Mai phr so gya bilkul aisay
(^_^)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - This Has Been Declared

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"


Try It.

gOod NighT....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - A Shining ANGEL Stands

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

A Shining ANGEL Stands

Beside Your Silky Bed,

Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,

Throwing Flowers On U

And Saying

Good Night

&

Sweet Dreams.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Busy Hours Are Over

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

The Day Has Ended..

Busy Hours Are Over..

Its Time To Sleep..

Ur Dreams R Waiting..

The Night Waits In Silence..

Go Ahead Sleep Well...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Sleeping Is Not Taking

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

Sleeping Is Not Taking

Rest 4 Todays Hardwork.

It Means Gaining Energy

4 Tomorrow.

So Sleep Well.


Gud Night.

Have Smiling Pill Too.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - No Matter How Much U Flirt

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:52 AM PST

|| No Matter How Much U Flirt ||

In Night U

Will Always

End Up Thinking

About The

One U Truly Love. . .


Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Holding This Phone!

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:51 AM PST

Hey U!!!

Yes U...

The Cute One...

Holding This

Phone!

Are You Asleep?

Juste Wanted 2 Say

Good Night..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - A Pilow Of Hapy Thoughts 2 Create

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:51 AM PST

Am Sending

A Pilow Of Hapy

Thoughts 2 Create

Wonderful Dreams,

A Blanket Of Care

2 Keep U Blessed

In Life N A Prayer

2 Protect U Always

Gud nIghT....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - I'm Standing Out Side Of Ur House

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:51 AM PST

Hey

Come Outside

I'm Standing Out Side Of Ur House

Plz Come Immediately


















My Name Is :
MOON



I Want To Say


Good Niht (',')....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Tiredness Draws Across The Mind

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:51 AM PST

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind

Making The Body Fade Flexibility

&

Soon Window Of Soul Begin To Close

&

Enter The Dreamland ...

Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams ... :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Dreamz r the GOD'S way of showing

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:51 AM PST

Dreamz r the GOD'S way of showing

What we can achieve

&

HE makes us wake up every morning

To give Us A chance

To achieve it

So

Dream High

n

Gud Nyt ... (:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - The World Laughs With You

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:51 AM PST

Laugh ...

And

The World

Laughs With You ...


Snore

And

Sleep Alone ... ;->


Gud Nite

Have Sweet Dreamz ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Macchar Hai STAR'S NAHI

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:50 AM PST

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Dekhte Kya Ho,

Macchar Hai STAR'S NAHI,
Maar Do Aur So OR Jao.

Gud Nite....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Dreamz Give Rise To hope

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:50 AM PST

Dreamz Give Rise To hope

Hope Inspirez Efort

Effort Resultz In Success

So Dreamz Are The Root Of Success

Good Night ... :->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Secrets Of A Long & Fruitful Life

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:50 AM PST

One Of The Secrets Of A Long & Fruitful Life Is

To Forgive Everybody , Everything

Every Night Before Going To Bed ... =)

Good Night

n

Sweet Dreamz....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Sun Is Upset Moon Is Happy

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:50 AM PST

Sun Is Upset..

Moon Is Happy...

Y..?

Bcoz..

Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U.

Good Night

n

Sweet Dreams ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - OrdinAry nigHts bMcuM spEcial

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:50 AM PST

OrdinAry nigHts
bMcuM spEcial

whEN aN

ordinary person

LikE mE takEs

t|Me to grEEt

suM1 spEciaL Like y0u...

Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - The Night Symbolizes

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:49 AM PST

The Night Symbolizes

The End Of

" Stress & Tension "

&

The Beginning Of

" A Sweet Passage Of Relief "

Called

" SlEeP "

Good Night

n

Sweet Dreams ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Take One Glass Ful Of Sugar

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:49 AM PST

Take One Glass Ful Of Sugar

And Put It In To Ur Eyes

And U Will Have Sweet Dreams.

If U Want Masala Dreams,

Try Chilly Powder

Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Neend 4 tarha ki hoti Hai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:46 AM PST

Neend 4 tarha ki hoti he
*Anmbia ki neend
*Momin ki neend
*Munafiq ki neend
*shetan ki neend

SEDHAY HO KR ANMBIA SOTY HEY.
DAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MOMIN SOTY HEY.
BAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MUNAFIQ SOTY HEY.
OR
ULTY HO KR SHETAAN SOTY HEY.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Khawaboon ki tarah tha na

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:46 AM PST

Khawaboon ki tarah tha na khayaloon ki tarah tha
wo Elm-e-Riazi Ky Sawalon Ki Tarah Tha
Ulja hwa aysa ky kabhi hal na howa
sulja howa eysa kay mesaloon ki tarah tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Kisi bhi website ya page par

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:46 AM PST

Kisi bhi website ya page par
HAZRAT MOHAMMED (S.A.W.W) ki Shaan me koi gustakhi dekhen,
to foran itla den.
E-mail: complaint@pta.gov.pk
Ph: 08005505 (Free call).
Iss msg ko dosto ko send karen. Ye aap ki duty hay. Plz don't stop such messages spread awareness.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Wo boht mehrban Nehayat Rahem Krne wala hai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:45 AM PST

Asslam o Alekum

Utho Or Apny

ll"") //\\ ll"")
ll"\\ // =\\ ll_")


Se,
Aik Aur khobsorat din ki
Dua Mango,
Wo boht mehrban Nehayat Rahem Krne wala hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 15,000000000 Darod pak ka Gift

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:45 AM PST

Sms pura parhna Aaj Hum Nabi Karim S.A.W Ko
15,000000000 Darod pak ka gift dene jarhe hain
5 bar DROOD parh k srf 10 logo ko frwd krdn.
plz dnt break the chain
Sms pkg hy to dil khol k sms kre aj to ye sbit krde k sms pkg se ham ne bhtren faida utaya hy.
ALLAH ap ki hr jaiz tmna PORI KARE. AMEEN..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jis Cheez may Nurmi ho

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:44 AM PST

Rasool Allah Sallalla ho alaih wassalum ka Irshad girami hay;
Jis shay [cheez]may Nurmi ho wo aa rasta[khoobsoorut ] ho jati hay
Aur Jis shay ya cheez say Nurmi nikaal di jaay
wo aeyb [daag daar] ho jaati hay.
[Sahi Muslim, Hadees No, 2594, Abu Dawood 2478]
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Mana k zamane k laakh aib hen

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:43 AM PST

Mana k zamane k laakh aib hen mujh men
FRAZ.

Magr doston ko bhool jana mujhe aaj tak nahi aaya..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Aakhri mUlaqat sAy mUjh

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:43 AM PST

Aakhri mUlaqat sAy mUjh kO bs ye malOom hUa
mOhsin
Usay dUshwar lagtA hAi ab mjh sAy RABTA rkhna......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Bus itna jaan lo ik shakhs

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:42 AM PST

Bus itna jaan lo ik shakhs se hum nen muhabbat ki.

Hamary tootny k Ki waja Dost, tum na samjho gy…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mohabbat haar k jeena boht

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:42 AM PST

Mohabbat haar k jeena boht dushwar hota hy.

Usy bus itna keh dena bharam tora nhi krty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tu kisi or k liye hoga samandr_e_ishq

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:42 AM PST

Tu kisi or k liye hoga samandr_e_ishq,

Hum to roz tere sahil se pyase guzar jatey hain......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti ko likhon ya mohabat ko

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:41 AM PST

Dosti ko likhon ya mohabat ko..

Donon main aik shakhas ka kardar hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Woh mujhko sonp gya furqaten

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:41 AM PST

Woh mujhko sonp gya furqaten "December" me

Darkhat-e-jaan pe wohi Sardyun ka Mausam hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tongue Twister SMS - Men marry in merry and cry in hurry

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:40 AM PST

Men marry in merry and cry in hurry...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Jab Hum Tum hain to nechay

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:40 AM PST

"HUM TUM"

  (",) (,")
 <{  }<{  }>  
   LL   ]]

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Jab Hum Tum hain to nechay kya family se milne ja rahe ho...?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti se qeemti koi jageer

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:39 AM PST

Dosti se qeemti koi jageer nahi hoti,
Dosti se khobsoorat koi tasveer nahi hoti,
Dosti yun to hai ik kacha dhaga,
Magar is dhagay se mazboot koi zanjeer nahi hoti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Utra hai mere dil main

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:39 AM PST

Utra hai mere dil main koi chand nagar se,
Ab khauf nahi koi andheron k safar se,
Woh baat hai tujh main k koi tujhsa nahi hai,
A kash koi dekhe tujhe meri nazar se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Karty

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:37 AM PST

Royen Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain Kay,

Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Karty.

Allama Iqbal....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Shoq_e_Sheher_e Tamanna

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:36 AM PST

Shoq_e_Sheher_e Tamanna K Thikaane Guzre,

Raat Phir Zehen Se Kuch Khwab Purane Guzre,

Chand Jab Jheel Mein Utra To Aik
Manzar Ki Tarha,

Mujh Ko Choo Kar Tere Baazoo Tere Shaane Guzre,

Jaane Kis Shakhs K Baare Mein Pareshan Ho Tum,

Ab Hamein Khud Ko Bhulaaye Bhi Zamaane Guzre.

Bujhne Lagta He Kisi Shama Ki Manind Wojood,

Jab Teri Yaad Hawaon K Bahaane Guzre..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Phool khil Jaen To Us Shakhs

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:36 AM PST

Phool khil Jaen To Us Shakhs Se Milna


Aksar December Ma Mohabbat Pe zawaal AAta Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Woh Manzilen Bhi Kho Gai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:32 AM PST

Woh Manzilen Bhi Kho Gai,
Woh Raste Bhi Kho Gaye.

Jo Aashna Se Log The,
Woh Ajnabi Se Ho Gaye.

Na Chand Tha Na Chandni
AJeeb Thi Woh Zindagi,

Chiraag The K Bujh Gaye
Naseeb The K So Gaye.

Yeh Pochte Hain Raaste
Rukay Ho Kis K Wastay,

Chalo Tum Bhi Ab Chalo
Woh Meherbaan To Kho Gaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Secrets To Keep Relationship Strong

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:32 AM PST

2 Secrets To Keep A Relationship Strong:

1. Whenever You R Wrong
Admit It.

2. Whenever You R Right
Just Keep Quiet.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Humse Kia Khaak Dil Lagayen

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:32 AM PST

Humse Kia Khaak Dil
Lagayen Ge Dunya Wale,

Hum To Hain Dunya Ka
Dil Jalane Wale.

Kya Karo Ge Tum
Daastan Humari Sun Kar,

Aksar Ro Pare Hain
Hume Hansane Wale.:-|....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - 6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:31 AM PST

6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree...

A Hunter Saw That And Shot
Over Tree...

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5 Birds Flew Away
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But 1 Bird Kept Sitting
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Why??

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Bus Nakhre Aap Wale.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Huns Huns K Gham Sehta Tha

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:31 AM PST

Tamam Umar Huns Huns K Gham Sehta Tha,

Khushyon Ko Aksar Tarasta
Rehta Tha.

Elaan-e-Maut Hua To
Logon Ne Ye Kaha,

Acha Hua K Mar Gaya
Aksar Udaas Rehta Tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Meri Nature Kis Subject Jesi Hai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:31 AM PST

~*~Subject Day~*~

Aap K Khayal Me Meri Nature
Kis Subject Jesi Hai??

Choose Ur Subject 4 Me & Send
2 Other Frndz As Well & Get
Exciting Replies!!

1. Biology-Nature Loving
2. Chemistry-Strict And Hard
3. Maths-Difficult 2 Understand But Interesting
4. History-Dull And Bore
5. English-Modern And Ahead Of Time
6. Urdu-Simple
7. Islamiat-Religious
8. Physics-Totally Illusion

Reply!!
Hurry Up..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Darakht Pe Charha

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:31 AM PST

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:

Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: Amrood Khane.

Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

Pathan:

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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Heart Melting Line Of A

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:31 AM PST

Heart Melting Line Of A "One Sided Lover":

B4 I Die, I Wish 2 Donate My Blood 2 Her,
So That At Least My Blood
Could Enter Her Heart
Where I Couldn't......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Sometimes In Life We Think

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

Sometimes In Life We Think
...We Do Not Need Anyone.
And
Sometimes We Do Not Have Anyone
...When We Need Someone...

So Do Not Let Your Best Friends
Go Away Ever...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To Bata Dena ..
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Hum Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K Tumhe
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Goli Mar Denge :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Actual Meanings of Some Words

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

Actual Meanings of Some Words*

Tc Bye:- Shut Up & Get Lost!
Ahan:- im Really Not interested in Your Stuff Baby....
Hmm:- So Why Are You Telling Me All This!
Hey What Up:- im Bored! Talk To Me.
...Cool:- I've Heard Enough of You loser!
Ok:- Whatever! Dont Eat My Brain Now.
Lol:- Trust Me, i Have Absolutely Nothing To Say.

XD=P:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Can You Define Who is a Lecturer

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

*Teacher To Student*
"Can You Define Who is a Lecturer"?

"Student"...
...''A Lecturer is a Person Who Has a Bad Habit of Speaking When Someone is Sleeping..!=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Yaaro Ab To Sheela Ki Jawani Hai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai...

Jeevan Uska Pani Hai ..

Munni Ab Purani Hai ..

...

Yaaro Ab To "Sheela Ki Jawani" Hai
:-PXD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girlfrnd Ke Aansu Aur Boyfrnd

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

Girlfrnd Ke Aansu Aur Boyfrnd Ke Aansu Mein Kya Fark Hai?

...Girfrnd Ke Aansu Farmaish Puri Karwane Ke Liye Nikalte Hain Jab Kay

... Boyfrnd Ke Aasu Unhe Pura Karte Karte Nikalte Hain. ::>....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Her Baat Pe Emotional Na Ho

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

"MAA"

Maa Kia Hai?
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"Abbu Ki Biwi"
Her Baat Pe Emotional Na Ho Jaya Karo.=PXD;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Jab Tum Log Girls Ko I Love You

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

Larki Larke Se:
Jab Tum Log Girls Ko 'I Luv U' Kehte Ho To Unka Hath Kyun Pakar Lete Ho?

Larka Seena Taan Kar:
Nothing!
Bus Apni Hifazt K Liye....:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

Said By True Lover

"I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You"

Means....
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"Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay Tum Say Shadi Kar Loon.
Per Tu Itni Burie Bhi Nahi K Time Pass Na Kar Sakoon" :D

Hai Na Sacha Pyar...
Meri To Ankho Me Aanu Aagaye.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pal Bhar k Liye Meri Masomiat Na Dekhi

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:28 AM PST

Us Ne Pal Bhar k Liye Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Dekhi
=>
Bus Bike Roki Mobile Chena Or Ye Ja Wo Ja
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_/\_
Oye Sim To De Ja "Munni" Ka Number Hai Us Me:)........Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - She Doesn't Feel The Way I Do

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:28 AM PST

I Cry Because I Know
She Doesn't Feel The Way I Do.

I Cry Because I Think Of
How Pathetic I Am

And

I Cry Because...I Think
I'll Be Crying Forever..... :'(....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - When The Person That You Have Fallen

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:28 AM PST

A Priceless Moment Is
When The Person That You Have Fallen In Love With,

Looks

...You Right In The Eyes To Tell You That
They Have Fallen In Love With You.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - You Said You Didn't Want To See Me Hurt

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:28 AM PST

You Said You Didn't Want To See Me Hurt,

Does That Means You Closed Your Eyes

When I CRIED FOR YOU..........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Zubaida Aapa K Mulk Bachao Totkay

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:27 AM PST

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

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To Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;->


Zubaida Aapa K "Mulk Bachao" Totkay.. ;->)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Student Life Is So Easy

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:26 AM PST

Student Life Is So
Easy ...
Just Like
Walk In The Park

And

Park Is Like
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Jurassic Park .. =P;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - We Take Everything For Granted

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:26 AM PST

We Take Everything For Granted,
- A Constantly Worried Mom,
- A Strict Dad,
- Annoying Brother,
- Rude Sis,
- Chipku Friend,
- Posessive Lover,
- Nagging Wife,
- Demanding Husband,
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Blink! U Lost Them...
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Then,
U'll Miss Them As
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- Caring Mom,
- Concerned Dad,
- Best Bro,
- Stupid Sis,
- Mera Jigar: My Friend,
- My Wife: My Love,
- Loving Hubby....
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Don't Take Them For Granted.
Life Never Gives A 2nd Chance..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - In The Dark Of December

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:26 AM PST

I Heard A Bird Sing
In The Dark Of December
A Magical Thing
And Sweet To Remember.

...'We Are Nearer To Spring
Than We Were In September,'
I Heard A Bird Sing
In The Dark Of December."

-- Oliver Hereford

Happy December....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Baat Izhaar Tak Chali Ai

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:25 AM PST

Baat Izhaar Tak Chali Ai.
Lali Rukhsaar Tak Chali Ai.
~*~
Dondhte He Dondhte Nazar Tujh Ko.
Dar-e-Dedar Tak Chali Ai.
~*~
Tere Jane Ki Jab Khabar Pheli.
Teergi Der Tak Chali Ai.
~*~
Kab Se Wo Rukne Wali Thi.
Mout Darbaar Tak Chali Ai.
~*~
Itna Roye Ansoon Ki Nami.
Teri Dewaar Tak Chali Ai.
~*~
Aanhk Malne Ki Dair Thi Shahzad.
Baat Iqraar Tak Chali Ai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Tere Naam kardoon

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:25 AM PST

Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Teri hi Aankhon ka Jaam Tere Naam kardoon,

Main Doob jaoon Teri in Jheel si Gehri Aankhon mai,
Phir apni Barbadi ka ilzam Tere Naam kar doon,

Mai apni Rooh ko Tere Wajood mai bhardoon,
Phir apni Zaat apna her Payam Tere Naam kardoon,

Tuu Mujhey Mohabbat ka Agaaz de Sanam,
Mai Apne Pyaar ka Anjaam Tere Naam kardoon,

Mohabbaton ke Qaseeday likhoon Teri Sanaa mai,
Hazaron Pyaar ke Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon,

Ho jiska Zikar Mohabbat ki her kahani mai,
Ek aisa Pyaar ka Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:24 AM PST

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain,
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Husband Bivi Se Pani Pila Do

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:30 PM PST

Husband Bivi Se:
Pani Pila Do...!!

Bv: Kya Pyas Lagi Hai??

Husband: (Ghusse Se)
Nahi Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin Se "Leak" To Nahi Hai.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - The King Of Winter

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:30 PM PST

"Happy December"
"The King Of Winter"
"The Symbol Of Sorrow"
"The End Of A Year"
&"The Beginning Of Good Hopes"
So Happy Winter's December 2010.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Tired Of Trying Yeah

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:30 PM PST

Sick Of Crying
Tired Of Trying
Yeah I Am Smiling
But Inside I'M
Dying . . .!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:29 PM PST

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sakey ,



FARAZ



Wo To Sham Me Apki Ammi Ne Bataya K
Aaj Apki Pitai Hoi Hai...:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:29 PM PST

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Stop 500 Cars With One Hand

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:29 PM PST

Who Can Stop 500 Cars
With One Hand .??
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Ans-It's Traffic
Police Sargent.. ;->;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:28 PM PST

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are

2,4,10,17?


The Boy Replies They Are

HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - The Most Beautiful Saying About Night

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:28 PM PST

The Most Beautiful Saying By Shakespeare About Night:
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Good Night.. ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Pyar ka izhar karna nahi Aata

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:26 PM PST

Chalo mana ke hame Pyar ka izhar karna nahi Aata,

Mohsin

Itne nadan to tum be nahi,
jazbat samaj na sako. .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - King of SMS Is Here

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:26 PM PST

King of Music
Atif Aslam

King of Bollywood
Shah Rukh Khan

King of Cricket
Imran Khan

And

King of SMS
Well!!! You Know My Name.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Intazar 11 Colleges ki Larkiyan

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:25 PM PST

Don ki call ka Intazar 11 colleges ki larkiyan ker rahi hain,
Magar DON call nahi kerta,
Q K
Don k Pass balance nahi hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Zindgi itni dard bhari kyu hai

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:25 PM PST

Zindgi itni dard bhari kyu hai,

Dard aapko hai to takleef hamein kyu hai.

Khabar rakhne wale Dost,

Tu Aaj mujhse bekhabar kyu hai..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - The Best couple in the World

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:25 PM PST

You know who is The Best couple in the world?

Smile and Tears..

Rarely they are seen together,

But when they are together its the Best Moment of the Life.
"wish u very happy smile day"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Har rasta ek safar chahta hai

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:25 PM PST

Har rasta ek safar chahta hai,
Har musafir ek hamsafar chahta hai,
Jese chahti hai Chandni Chand ko,
Koi hai jo tumhain is qadar chahta hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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