Sunday, December 26, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Missing You SMS - My heart says I Miss You

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:36 PM PST

Look..

The moon is calling you.

See..

The stars are shining for you!

Listen..

The birds are singing to you!

Hear..

My heart says I Miss You.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Years come and go

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:35 PM PST

Years come and go.

But This year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of Health and Happiness.

Topped with Loads of Good Fortune.

Have a great Year ahead.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Lets Welcome the Year Which

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:34 PM PST

Lets Welcome the Year Which is Fresh And New.

Lets Cherish Each Moment It Beholds.

Lets Celebrate This Blissfully Newyear.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - May The Year 2011 Bring for You

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:34 PM PST

May The Year 2011 Bring for You.

Happiness,

Success and filled with Peace,

Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends.

Wishing You

*.*,*HAPPY NEW YEAR*.*,*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Politicians Underwear Nahi Pahantay

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:31 PM PST

Nawaz Sharif Samait

99% Pakistani Politicians Underwear Nahi Pahantay.

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Nargis Leaks. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Worse Than Your Lover Sending You

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:27 PM PST

Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You
A Txt Msg To 'BREAK UP' ?


Another Msg Sayin
'Sorry That Wasn't For You'... =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Argument Is Bad, Discussion Is Good

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:27 PM PST

"Argument Is Bad,
But,
Discussion Is Good, Because,
ARGUMENT Is To Find Out WHO IS RIGHT
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DISCUSSION Is To Find Out WHAT IS RIGHT.
Good Night... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - Balghum Ko Dhoop Mein Sukha Ker

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:26 PM PST

Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya'n Bna K
Chabaya Jaye Tou...
Ding Dong Bubble
...Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...

Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
Totke .. =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bachay 1 Larki Ko Ghaseet K

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:26 PM PST

Bachay 1 Larki Ko Ghaseet K Le
Ja Rahe The,

1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chor Do Ye Khud School Jayegi.

Bachay:
Baba G Ye Humari Miss He
Roz School Se Date Pe Bhag Jati Ha.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Saath Tmhara Dena Hai

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:24 PM PST

("GAZAL")

Saath Tmhara Dena Hai,
Or Saath Tmhara Pana Hy

Pathron K is Shehr Mai,
ik Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hy

Aasmano pe Jo Rishta bana,
Usy Duniya Mai Nibhana Hy

Tm Rooth K mjh se mat Jao,
Mjhy Sath Tmhara Aana Hy

Tum Loat k Wapis Aa Jao,
Mjhe "Zindagi" Tmhen Bnana Hy-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Suna he k jannat me husband k sath

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:23 PM PST

BV: Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
BV ko nhi rehne dete.

HUSBAND: sahi suna he.

BV: Aisa Q?

Husbnd: Arey pagli isi lye to usy janat kehte hain. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Kaash Tum Samajh Patay

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:19 PM PST

"KASH TUM SAMAJH PATE"

Kitna Chaha Hai Tumko,

Kitna Puja Hai Tumko,

Kis Qadar Mohbat Hai,

Kis Qadar Zrurt Hai,

KASH TUM SAMAJH PATE,

Jan Ye Tumhari Hai,

Hr Khushi Tumhari Hai,

Dil Lagi Tumhi Se Hai,

Zindgi Tumhi Se Hai,

KASH TUM SAMAJH PATE,

Rooh Ki Zrurt Ho,

Dil Ki Ibadt Ho,

Meri Tum Mohbat Ho,

KASH TUM SAMAJH PATE,

Sirf Tum Mohbat Ho,

Sirf Tumko Chaha Hai,

Sirf Tumhi Chaht Ho,

KASH TUM SAMAJH PATE..."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mohabbat Hum Se Karni Hai

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:18 PM PST

Mohabbat Hum Se Karni Hai

To Phir Wada Nahi Karna

Ye Wady Hum Ne Deky Hain

K Aksar Toot Jaty Hain

Mohabbat Hum Se Karni Hai

To Phir zid Bi Nahi Karni

Ye Zid Bi Hum Ne Deki Hai

K Saathi Choot Jaty Hain

Mohabbat Hum Se Karni Hai

To Phir Tohfa Nahi Dena

Ye Tohfy Hum Ne Deky Hain

Bahut majboor Karty Hain

Mohabbat Hum Se Karni Hai

To Phir Shikwa Nahi Karna

Ye Shikwy Hum Ne Deky Hain

DiLon Ko Door Karty hain.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Us Ki Aankhon Me Muhabat Ka Sitara

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:18 PM PST

Us Ki Aankhon Me Muhabat Ka Sitara Hoga,
Ek Din Aaye Ga Woh Shakhs Hamara Hoga.
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Jis K Hone Se Meri Saans Chala Karti Thi,
Kis Tarha Us K Bagher Apna Guzara Hoga.
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Ishq Karna Hai To Din Raat Usy Sochna Hai,
Or Kuch Zehen Me Aaya To Khasara Hoga.
~%~
Kon Rota Hai Yahan Raat K Sanate Me,
Mere Jaisa He Koi Hijr Ka Mara Hoga.
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Kaam Hai Mushkil Magr Jeet He Loon Ga Us Ko,
Mere MAULA Ka Wasi Jouhi Ishara Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dukh Paraya ho Ya Apna Nahi

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:18 PM PST

Dukh Paraya ho Ya Apna Nahi Dekha Jata,
Rony Wala koi Chera Nahi Dekha Jata,

Sochna Parta hai So Baar Magr Jab ho Jaye,
Phir Muhabbat Mein khassara Nhi Dekha Jata,

Main To furqat Mein kisi Waqt b Mar Sakta Hoon,
khud ko Ab Aur Akela Nahi Dekha Jata,

kr Gya Aankhen Samundr Jo kaha karta tha,
Aik Aansu b Tumhara Nahi Dekha Jata,

Main Tere Saath Guzrti tha Jahan se Har Roz,
Apni Aankhon se Wo Rsta Nahi Dekha Jata,

Tor Daloon Ga kisi Roz khilony Sary,
Mujh se Har Roz Tamasha Nahi Dekha Jata,

Jab se "DOSTO ' Mujhe Chor Gaya Hai koi,
Chaand k Saath Sitara Nahi Dekha Jata...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Sisakti Zindagi Meri Muhabbat

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:18 PM PST

Sisakti Zindagi Meri Muhabbat K Bhanwar Mein Hai

Kahan Jaaon Ye Dukh Le Kar Muqaddar Bhi Safar Mein Hai

Mere Humraz Yaron Ne Mujhe Barbad Kar Dala

Yehi Ik Dard Barson Se Mere Khoon_e_Jigar Mein Hai

Mera Daawa Hai Dunya Mein Wafa To Mar Chuki Kab Ki

Koi Ye Mujh Ko Batlaye Wafa Ab Ks Nagar Mein Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - EK KUNWARAY KI FARYAAD

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:17 PM PST

***EK KUNWARAY KI FARYAAD***

Ay sard sard raat mujhay bv chaiye
karni hai dil ki baat mujhay bv chaiye

...uljhi hui firaaq ki raaton k darmiyaan
tanha hai meri zaat mujhay bv chaiye

bachpan ki zid nahi yeh jawani ki baat hai
aay meray lovely "Maa Baap" mujhay bv chaiye

chehray se berukhi ka naqaab utaar do
ab maan jao baat mujhay bv chaiye

dekhni hai mene dulhan mujhay baraat chaiye
kardi hai aakhiri baat mujhay bv chaiye... :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bitwa Bitwa Yes Papa

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:17 PM PST

Bitwa Bitwa

Yes Papa..

Chatting Wid Girls

No Papa

Telling Lie

...No Papa

Open Ur FaceBook Account
Ha HA Ha No Papa :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1990 CHOKIDAR v/s 2010 CHOKIDAR

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:17 PM PST

1990 CHOKIDAR.....

BAHIYO FAJAR KA WAQT HOGYA HE UTH JAOOOOOOOOO.........
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2010 CHOKIDAR....

NYT PACKAGE WALO JAAG RAHE HO TO NAMAZ PARH K SONA..;-) ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Larki Se Number Mangnay Ka

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:17 PM PST

Larki Se Number Mangnay Ka Islami Tareka..

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Agar Aap Mujhe Apna Number Dedain To Me Aapko

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FAJAR Ki Namaz Me Utha Dunga :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Namkeen Balghum

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:16 PM PST

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - In a school function

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:16 PM PST

In a school function

A K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
...when girl was about
to start her speech ...
Others asked him
Why r you closing your
ears?
He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech
with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters ... ;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logon k Saath

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:16 PM PST

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy
Tum Logo'n k Saath
Har Waqt Tumhe'n Totke
Batati Raho'n
Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?
...Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar
Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse
Mein :P :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - I Owe It to the Glow In Your Eyes

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:15 PM PST

I Owe It to the Glow
In Your Eyes
n
The Silent Huge Love
In their Ocean..
...To The Smiles Which
take me So far away..
To The Feeling that
I'm Safe Under Your
Umbrella..
To your Hugs..
Your Deep soft Looks
when I'm around..
Just Everything I am,
0r Ever wanted to be..
I Owe to The Fact That:
I'm Yours..
n
Because
YOU ARE MINE,
I Own The World..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - To All My So0oper Dooper Friends

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:15 PM PST

D e d i c a t e d

To All My
So0oper Do0oper
Friends
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~ Khushbu Kyun Na
Aaaye Gi Meri Qabar Se
'Sagar'

Main Ne Ek Umr
Guzaari Hy Pho0l Jese
Chehro'n k Saath ~....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Aakshay Kumar Ka Naam

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:15 PM PST

Happy

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Aakshay Kumar Ka Naam
Tha 'Singh Is King'
Mein Aap Kia Samjhy
New Year ??

Aray Pagal
Wo Tou Ek Week k Bad
Hy ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - 2011 Highlights First Day Is 1.1.11

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:15 PM PST

Breaking News..!!

2011 Highlights
First Day Is 1.1.11
I'm D 1st Person 2 Inform
U This.
Wish U Advance "Happy New Year"
&
1/11/11 &
11/1/11 &
11/11/11 &
9/10/11.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Flirt SMS - Flirty Pickup Lines

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:14 PM PST

F l i r t y
P i c k u p
L i n e

There Must Be
Something Wrong
With My Eyes,
I Can't Take
Them Off You.(.^_^.)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Sometimes Special People

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:13 PM PST

Sometimes
"S p e c i a l
P e o p l e"
Come In Your
L i f e
...Only To
T e a c h
You
How To Live
A l 0 n e
Without 'THEM'

Sad But True ... :-/....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - In Life V Hide Coz

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:13 PM PST

~F a c t s~

In Life V 'Hide'
Coz
V Wanna B 'Missed'
...
V Go 'Al0ne' To See
Who 'Foll0ws'

V Get 'Angry' To See
Who 'Ap0logises'

V Let 0ur Hearts
Be Broken Just To See
Who 'Comes' n 'Fixes'

V Sit 'Al0ne' To See
Who Gives Us 'C0mpany'

V 'Walk Away' To See
Who 'Calls' Us Back ...

Life Is Always Bit
KrazZzY ... :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Jab Apni Haddon Se Paar Gaye

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:13 PM PST

*. .HUM HAAR GAYE. .*

Jab Apni Haddon Se Paar Gaye
...Hum Haar Gaye,
Sab Lafz Yunhi Be-Kaar Gaye
...Hum Haar Gaye,

Ik Umar Lagi Thi Jin Ko
Chunn Kar Laane Me,
Ik Pal Main Saare Yaar Gaye
...Hum Haar Gaye,

Wo Beechh Main Aa Kr Doob Gaye
Aur Jeet Gaye,
Hum Aag Ka Dariya Paar Gaye
...Hum Haar Gaye,

Ruswai Ki Ye Rasam Hami Se Nikli Hai
Us Nagri Me Har Baar Gaye
...Hum Haar Gaye,

Kuch Khuwaab Basaarat Loat K
Hum Se Rooth Gaye,
Kuch Log Hamain Dhutkaar Gaye
...Hum Haar Gaye,

Jag Jeet Gaya Ye Baat To Hai
Tasleem Hamain,
Hum Haar Gaye
Hum Haar Gaye. . .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Is Msg Ko Itna 4wd Karein K

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:10 PM PST

Is Msg Ko Itna 4wd Karein K
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Meri Girlfriend Tak
Pohunch Jaaye...
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Janu...
Tu Ne Sim Change Kar
K Acha Nahi Kiya.
Marja Kutti.. :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jab Bhi Qareeb Ho K Chale Zindagi Se Hum

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:10 PM PST

Jab Bhi Qareeb Ho K
Chale Zindagi Se Hum,

Khud Apne Ainay Ko
Lage Ajnabi Se Hum,

Aankhon Ko De K Roshni
Gul Kar Diye Charagh,

Tang Aa Chuke Hain Waqt
Ki Is Dil Lagi Se Hum.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Koi Dhond Aisa Humsafar

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:10 PM PST

Koi Dhond Aisa Humsafar!!
Jise Tu Apna Bana Sake

Tu Kahe K Raat Hai
Or Woh Chandni Luta Sake

Tere Ansuon Ko Samait Le
K Koi Na Tujh Ko Rula Sake

Teri Raah Me Hon Jo Mushkilen
Apni Palko Se Hata Sake

Tujhe Rakh Le Apne Hisar Me
K Tujhe Na Koi Chura Sake.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Memon Apne Room Ko Paint

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:09 PM PST

Ek Memon Apne Room Ko Paint
Kar Raha Tha.
But
Woh Bohat Kanjoos Tha,

Usne Sirf Roof Ko White Paint
Kia.
Or Baqi Deewaro Pe Likh Dia...
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"SAME AS ABOVE".:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Kash Ye Faslay Na Hotay

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:09 PM PST

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..



KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..



TO..




TO,


TO..


TO..

TO..


YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Flirt SMS - Life Ka Successful Moral

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:09 PM PST

Life Ka Successful Moral:

"Pyar Woh Nahi K Hum Ek Ko
Kitne Saal Tak Karte Hain."

"Pyar To Woh Hai K Hum Ek
Saal Me Kitno Se Larte Hain?"
:)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Qualified MBA Marketing Student Married

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:09 PM PST

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student Married A Girl..!!

After 1 Year Of Tough Life With Her,
Finally He Got Angry & Sent A Note To His Father-In-Law:

Ur Product Is Not According To My Requirements

The Smart Father In Law Replied:
1 Year Warranty Has Expired Company Is Not Responsible Now..:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Bad News Of 2011

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:09 PM PST

Bad News Of 2011

1st May.
14 Aug.
11 Sep.
And
25 Dec.
Are Being Come In Sunday

I'm Equal [articipate In Sorrow Of All Students And GOVT Servants.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - I Don't Cheat Humanity

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:08 PM PST

I'm
A Cheater
But
I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Study
...But
I Luv Technology.
I Flirt wid Flirters
But
I Respect Luvrs.
World Cant Change Me
But
I Can CHANGE D World.
I Dont Have Books In Hands
But
I Have Revolutionry Ideas In Mind.
I'm D Rarest Race On Earth,
Meet Me
I'm A
Last Bench Student...:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:08 PM PST

HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...!!!

GIRL:
Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me??

BOY:
Can U C Dat "PINK CAR" On The Right Side Of The Road???

GIRL:
Yah Yah...

...BOY:
I'm Giftng U "HAIR PINS" Of Dat Same Color.......:D:D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - There Are 3 Kinds Of Students

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:08 PM PST

There Are 3 Kinds Of
Studentz In This World:

1:-
Make Wonders Happen..,
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2:-
See Wonders Happen..,

3:-
Wonder What Happened..! :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - New Disease Found: Sleepiota

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:07 PM PST

New Disease Found:
"Sleepiota"

Causes:-
Lectures & Frequent Book Exposure.

Victim:-
Student.

Effects:-
Head Falling On Table. Automatic Closure Of Eyes.

Symptoms:-
Redness Of Eyes.
Loss Of Memory.

Spreads:-
From Student To Student.

Treatment:-
Bunk The Class And Say
All Is Well:-)=D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Friends Check This One

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:07 PM PST

Friends ......

Check This One

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English Love SMS - When I Open My Eyes

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:07 PM PST

When I Open My Eyes
To See The Sun Rise
I Think Of You.
When I Hear A Robin Sing
On The First Day Of Spring
I Think Of You.
When I See A Red Rose
On The Bush Where It Grows
I Think Of You.
When I Feel The Summer Heat
On The Sand Beneath My Feet
I Think Of You.
When I Sit On A Beach
Another World Just Out Of Reach
I Think Of You.
When I See The Colored Leaves
Fall To The Ground From A Light Breeze
I Think Of You.
When I Look To The Night Sky
And See The Sparkle Like In Your Eyes
I Think Of You.
When The Snow Is Coming Down
To Softly Blanket The Ground
I Think Of You.
When I Go To Bed At Night
As I Turn Out The Light
I Think Of You.
When I'm Old And Near Death
And I Draw My Last Breath
I'll Think Of You. . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Tough Time Don't Last

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:07 PM PST

~Tough Time Don't Last~

I said
"Sometimes I fail"
HE said
"I'll see you through"
I said
"But what if I fall?"
HE said
"I'll carry you"

I said
"My fears r gr8"
HE said
"Trust me alone"
I said
"But I'm depressed"
HE said
"I'll cheer you on"

I said
"Life isn't easy"
HE said
"Please, let Me help.
Remember, I love you"
I said
"GOD, I accepted" .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Wahi Qissay Hain Wahi Baat Purani Apni

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:07 PM PST

::Wahi Qissay Hain
Wahi Baat Purani Apni,

::Kon Sunta Hai Bhala
Raam Kahani Apni.
~%~
::Har Sitam-Gar Ko
Hamdard Samajh Leta Hon,

::Kitni Khush Feham Hai
Kambakht Jawani Apni.
~%~
::Roz Milte Hain Dareechay
Me Naye Phool Mujhe,

::Chhor Jata Hai Koi
Roz Nishani Apni.
~%~
::Tumse Bichra Hon To
Ho Gaya Be-Sakun,

::Warna Dariyaon Se
Milti Thi Rawani Apni.
~%~
::Aaj Phir Chand
Ufak Par Nahi Ubhra,

::Aaj Phir Raat Na
Guzre Gi Suhani Apni.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Let's Play HIDE n SEEK

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:06 PM PST

L o v a b l e
T h o u g h t

"Let's Play
HIDE n SEEK ...
...I'll Hide Behind
Your Back
And
When You Start
Seeking For Me ...
I'll Rush To You
Arms .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sharabi SMS - Hum Na Samjhay Teri Nazron Ka

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:06 PM PST

Hum Na Samjhay Teri Nazron Ka Taqaza Kya hai...

Kabhi Jalwa Kabhi Parda Ye Tamasha Kya Hai...

Teri Makhmoor Si Nighahon Main Ronaq Hai SAAQI...

Warna Is
Mae Khanay Mein Rakha Kya Hai...

Main Pyasa Hoon Mujhay Apnay Honton Pay Lub Rakhnay Do...

Aik Do Ghoont Say Botal Ka Bigarta Kya Hai...

Yeh khubsorat Sa Badan Lay k Mery Paas Na Aaya Kro...

Main SHARAABI Hoon Sharaabi Ka Bhrosa Kya Hai..?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Yeh Safar Nahi Azaab Hai

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:05 PM PST

"CHHOR JAA"

Yeh Safar Nahi Azaab Hai,

Yahan Hr Kisi Pe Naqaab Hai,

Yahan Bad-Gumaani Ka Raaj Hai,

Yahan Be-Wafaai Rivaaj Hai,

Abhi Hosh Khoney K Din Nahi,

Abhi Tere Roney K Din Nahi,

ABHI WAQT
HAI MUJHE
CHORR JAA

Abhi Saari Nagri Andhair Hai,

Abhi Din Nikalne Mai Dair Hai,

Abhi Behr-e-Ishq Main Na Utar,

Abhi Shehr Saara Hai Be-Khabar,

ABHI WAQT
HAI MUJHE
CHHOR JA!

ABHI WAQT
HAI MUJHE
CHHOR JA.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:05 PM PST

1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Mosafaten

Posted: 25 Dec 2010 04:05 PM PST

Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Mosafaten,

Kbhi Nafraten
Kbhi Chahaten,

Kahin Kar Na De Humain Phir Juda,

MUJHE BHOOL JA
MUJHE BHOOL JA.!

Main Gharib Moflis Hoon jan-e-jan,

Mere sath jaye ga tu kahan?

Meri bat pagal tu man ja,

Tuje de sakon ga bhala me kya?

Tu khoobsurat he dilnasheen?

Tuje mil jaye ga koi hum nasheen,

Tu talash kr naya humsafar,
Mujhe rehne de yun hi dar badar,
Mere pas dukh k siwa hai kya?

MUJE BHOOL JA
MUJE BHOOL JA.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Hum Na Samjhay Teri Nazron Ka Taqaza Kya

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 05:15 AM PST

Hum Na Samjhay Teri Nazron Ka Taqaza Kya hai...

Kabhi Jalwa Kabhi Parda Ye Tamasha Kya Hai...

Teri Makhmoor Si Nighahon Main Ronaq Hai SAAQI...

Warna Is
Mae Khanay Mein Rakha Kya Hai...

Main Pyasa Hoon Mujhay Apnay Honton Pay Lub Rakhnay Do...

Aik Do Ghoont Say Botal Ka Bigarta Kya Hai...

Yeh khubsorat Sa Badan Lay k Mery Paas Na Aaya Kro...

Main¤SHARAABI¤
Hoon¤Sharaabi¤ Ka Bhrosa Kya Hai..?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Khwab Samjhen Tera Hona Ya Haqiqat Samjhen

Posted: 24 Dec 2010 05:12 AM PST

Khwab Samjhen Tera Hona
Ya Haqiqat Samjhen,
Kal Bicharna Hai To Phir
Aaj Na Ulfat Samjhen..
~%~
Sath Chalna Hai To Phir
Sath Abad Tak Daina,
Hai Bichar Jana To Yahen
Tak Ki Musafat Samjhen..
~%~
Jan Lo Pyar Me Milte Hain
Buhat Se Sadme,
Kyun K Sab Log Mohabat Ko
Adawat Samjhen..
~%~
Hara Karte Hain Wohi Log
Anna Me Humdam,
Khud Ko Jo Khaak Mohabat
Ko Ibadat Samjhen..
~%~
Chorna Hai To Humain Chor Do
Tanha Tum Aaj,
Yun Na Ho Kal Se Hum Is
Ishq Ko Aadat Samjhen...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ::Ek Ajnabi Hai Magar Rooh-Shanas Lagta

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 07:49 PM PST

::Ek Ajnabi Hai Magar
Rooh-Shanas Lagta Hai,

::Meri Tarha Mujhe
Woh Bhi Udas Lagta Hai.

::Karon Talash To Shak
Ho Wajood Par Us K,

::Jo Aankhen Band Karon
To Aas Pas Lagta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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