Thursday, December 9, 2010

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Happy Marriage SMS - 1 aadmi apni wife ki qaber per

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:24 AM PST

1 aadmi apni wife ki qaber per betha ro raha tha

aur

qabar ko pankhay se hawa kar raha tha,

kisi ne pucha itni muhabbat kyn?

aadmi: marne se pehle keh gai thi k meri qabar ki matti khushk hone se pehle shaadi na karna,

pata nahin kon roz qabar per paani dal kar chala jaata hai :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST

Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne pull pe charha,
niche 1 aadmi dance kar raha tha uske dono haath nahin thay,
usne niche aa kar usse pucha: mera 1 hath nahin hai mai marne ja raha tha,
tmhare dono haath nahin hai auyr tum dance kar rahe ho?

Wo bola: tjhe marna hai to mar,meri to peeth mai kharish ho rahi hai kaise khujaun :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - If you stand for any truth

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST

"If you stand for any truth,
be prepared to stand alone like a tree
and if you fall on the ground,
fall like a seed that grows back to fight again."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Mujhse Ab Ye Judai ka Gham Piya

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...



Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Woh Mouh k Bal Giri or Behosh

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST

Woh Mouh k Bal Giri or Behosh ho Gai Faraz..


Jo Kehti Thi
"Main Udi Udi Jawan Hawa De Naal". :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan ko rastey mai ek

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST

Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - The rate of loadshedding is

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:23 AM PST

People's 7th law

The rate of loadshedding is directly propotional to the rise in temperature,



but,



the beghairti of KESC remains constant :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Main ghoomta raha tere shehar mai WASI

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Main ghoomta raha tere shehar mai WASI,

koi aik bhi larki na phansi,

Kisi ne chaye puchi na hi lassi,

ja oye Wasi,

tu vi khassi,

tera shehar vi khassi. :-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Dil mai khuda ka hona lazim nahin

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Dil mai khuda ka hona lazim nahin


FARAZZ

Sajdon mei pare rehne se jannat nahin milti......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Meri jaan, Dil o Dimagh per hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Meri jaan, Dil o Dimagh per hai teri yaad ka saaya ...











Waah..is shair mai FARAZ nahin aya :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aankhon mai ansoo ajate hain

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Aankhon mai ansoo ajate hain,

Phir bhi labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai,


Yeh haal tab hi hota hai

"FARAZ"


Jab lambay safar main BATHROOM rokni parti hai !!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aaj wo mulakat per boht hans rahi thi

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Aaj wo mulakat per boht hans rahi thi

FARAZ

Baad mai pata chala k meri to zip khuli thi..

<('.')
/" /> Ooops
_/ \_
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Pathan Jokes - Maine suna hai k is ghar mai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.

Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Begum hamare sex wale clips internet per

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Husband: Begum hamare sex wale clips internet per kisne bheje?



Wife: maine pehle hi kaha tha k munney ko camrey wala mobile na le kar do :-O....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :-O....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Khubsoorat cheezen dekhne se insan

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:21 AM PST

Kehte hain

K

Khubsoorat cheezen dekhne se insan khud bhi khubsoorat hojata hai









Aap logon k pass meri tasweer to hai na? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Dunya ka sab se zada khushiyan

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:21 AM PST

Dunya ka sab se zada khushiyan manane wala mulk konsa hai?




Pakistan





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Kyn k yahan har ghar main roz light ajane per khushiyan manai jati hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Kon Dewana Hansta Hay Rone Ke Baad

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:19 AM PST

Kon Dewana Hansta Hay Rone Ke Baad Jeena Phir Bhi Parta Hy

Sab Kuch Khone K Baad Socha Aj Sab Doston Se Mafi Mang lun

Shyed Phir Meri Subha Na Ho Aj Sone K Baad..
"Sorry Friends"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Her Roz K MiLne Mein Takaluf Kaisa

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:18 AM PST

Her Roz K MiLne Mein Takaluf Kaisa

""FARAZ""

Chand Soo Baar Bhi Nikle To Naya Lagta Hy....!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Is Do Pal Ki Zindagi Mein

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:17 AM PST

Is Do Pal Ki Zindagi Mein Tanhai Kyu Hai?
Logon Ko Humse Ruswai Kyu Hai ?
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Is Duniya Mein Insan Kam To Nahin
Phir Mere Saath Sirf Meri Parchai Kyu Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kash K Kabhi Tum Smajh Jao Meri

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:15 AM PST

Kash K Kabhi Tum Smajh Jao Meri Mohabbat Ki Inteha Ko !

Hairaan Reh Jao Ge Tum Apni Khush Qismati Par.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Islam main beti ki ehmyaat

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:13 AM PST

Islam main beti ki ehmyaat
*hazoor saww ny fermaya kisi aurat k liye bohat mubarak hota hai jab uss ki pehli ulaad beti paida ho
*jab kisi k gher beti paisa hoti hai to allah kehta hai k aey larki to zameen per uter main tery baap ki madad keron ga
*rasool saww ny fermaya jiss shaks ki betyan hon usy bura mat smjho yaad rakho main b beti ka baap hon

PLZ FORWARD

NISBAT-E- RASOLI ZINDABAD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Let your tongue always be moist

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:13 AM PST

Prophet(PBUH) said?
Let your tongue always be moist with remembarance of Allah?
At-Tirmithi 5/458

Sallu a?lal Habeeb!

Salla'Allaho Alahi Wassalam.

PLZ FORWARD

NISBAT-E- RASOLI ZINDABAD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Beautiful Quote I said to God that

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:12 AM PST

Beautiful Quote
I said to God that?
?I hate life
God replied
who asked u to love life?
just love me and life will b beautiful

PLZ FORWARD

NISBAT-E- RASOLI ZINDABAD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - When ALLAH ALMIGHTY leads YOU

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:12 AM PST

When ALLAH ALMIGHTY leads YOU to the edge of the cliff

TRUST HIM.

only two things happen

Either HE ALMIGHTY will catch YOU when YOU fall.
Or HE ALMIGHTY will teach YOU how to fly.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Bhool se koi bhool hoi to

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:10 AM PST

Bhool se koi bhool hoi to,
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
are...
bhoolna sirf bhool ku,
bhool se bhi hamey na bholna :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - jub subha utho tu pehle kalma paro

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:10 AM PST

jub subha utho tu pehle kalma paro
jub pani piyo tu bismillah paro
jub muj ko deko tu subhan ALLAH paro
or jub sheesha dekho tu walahaola walaquata paro :-))....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti ek rishta hai, jo nibhaye

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:10 AM PST

Dosti ek rishta hai, jo nibhay wo farishta hai.
Dosti sachi preet hai,judai jis ki reet hai.
Juda ho kar bhi na bhule,yehi dosti ki jeet hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - Happy Birthday Special Dua

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:10 AM PST

Happy Birthday Special Dua For
Special Person:
May Almighty Allah Bless You With
Sehat, Rahat,
Naimat, Izzat
Barkat, Daulat
Salamti, Hayati,
Kamyabi & Unlimited Khushiyan:-)))....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Samja do apni yado ko

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:09 AM PST

Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:09 AM PST

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - AASMANO k name and colour

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:09 AM PST

7 AASMANO k name and colour

1.RAFI(pani jaisa)

2.QAYDOOM(tanbay- jesa)

3.MADOON(peetal-jesa)

4.ARFALOON(chandi-jesa)

5.HAYOON(sonay-jesa)

6.AROOS(yaqoot sabz)

7.AJMA(safaid moti)
plz note this its vrey important
achi baat phelana SAdqa e jariya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Islamic A B C D

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:09 AM PST

A- ALLAH se daro.

B- Bismillah se shuro karo

C- Chor ko saza do

D- Deen seekho

E- Eilum hasil karo

F- Farz ada karo

G- Gussa mat karo

H- Haj ada karo

I- Ibadat karo

J- Jannat millegi.

k- kalma paro

L- Laa ilaha illalha

M- Muhammad ur rasool ALLAH

N- Namaz paro

O- Omar ka lihaz karo

P- Parda karo

Q- QURAN paro

R- Roza rakho

S- Shukar ada karo

T- Tauba karo

U- Ummeed rakho

V- Vazoo karo

w- waqat ka lihaz karo

X- xtra nafil paro

Y- Yakeen karo ALLAH Per

Z- ZIKR ALLAH ka karo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Zindagi Zameen k Seene Mai reh gai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:08 AM PST

Zindagi Zameen k Seene Mai reh gai,
Jannat Kaneez ban kr Madeene ma reh gai,
Phoolon ka Husn Hazrat Usuf(A.R) ko mil gaya,
Or Khushboo Mere NABI(S.A.W.W) k Paseene k reh gai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Zillat or Galiyoun ka Nishana

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:06 AM PST

Zillat or Galiyoun ka Nishana sirf tum he nahi....

....faraz

Suna hai is zamaney me koi Zardari bhi hai.. :)'....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Ek Bachay Ne Zardari Se Kaha Janab

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:06 AM PST

Ek Bachay Ne Zardari Se Kaha Janab 14 Mah se Humary School Me Teacher Nhi Aaya.

Zardari:

To School Kaisy Chal Raha Hai?

Bacha:

Jaisy Mulk Chal Raha Hai. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Meri Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:06 AM PST

Meri Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena Ye Soch Kar DOSTO!!

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Tum Khud Konsay HAJI Ho :)'.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - &#8206;1 Cute Si Larki Ko Maine Kaha

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:05 AM PST

‎1 Cute Si Larki Ko Maine Kaha...
..."I love u",

Usne Mujhe Apna Mobile Number Dia,
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Moral:
Tu JAL Mat Yar
Meri Personality Bhi To Dekh. :>.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:05 AM PST

Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..

Larki K Father:
Kyun?

Larka:
Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte "Budhay". :-D=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Beta Doodh Ka Glass Pee Lo

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:05 AM PST

Baap Betay Se:

Beta Doodh Ka Glass Pee Lo

Beta: No Dad Mujhe Nahi Peena..
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Baap: Beta Agar Doodh Nahi Piyo Gay To Baray Kaise Ho Gay?

Beta: Dad Apko Bhi To Doodh Pasand Nahi Hai..Phir Bhi Ap Baray
Ho Gaye Hain, Main Bhi Ho Jaonga..

Baap: Ache Bachay Zid Nahi Karte. Agar Mere Ache Betay
Ho To Doodh Pee Lo Jaldi Se..

Beta: Ok Dad.

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Or Is Tarah Bachay Ne Doodh Pee Liya :)

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Ghor Se Parhnay Ka Shukriya

FARIGH LOGO :-))....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 2 Students Raat Me Parhte Hue

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST

2 Students Raat Me Parhte Hue

1st: What's Da Time?

2nd Ne Pathar Utha Kar Samne K Ghar Par Mara
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1 Aurat Nikli Or Boli

Kamino Ab To So Jao
...Raat K 3 Baj Gaye Hain.=PXD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Girl Friend K Side Effect's

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST

!!..Girl Friend K Side Effect's..!!

1. Jaib Har Waqt Khali.
2. Easy Load Walo Ka Qarzdar.
3. Load Walo Ki Galian Sun'na.
4. Awara Or Nikamma Pan.
5. Girl Friend Ka Mobile Band Hone Ki
Waja Se Depression Ka Marez Ban Jana.
Or Har Din Weham Ki Waja Se Jism Me 1
Pao Khoon Ka Kam Hona.
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Moral:
Girl Friend Jaib, Khushi, Sehat Or
Zindagi K Liye Muzir Hai.
Wizarat-e-Molyan.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sorry SMS Jokes - Lagta Hy Koi Hum Se Khafa Hy

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST

Lagta Hy Koi Hum Se Khafa Hy,

Per Hy Yaqeen Ke Uski Har Saans Mei Wafa Hy,

Nahi Hy Us Jaisa Koi Dunya Mei,

Tabhi To Us Par Yeh Jaan Bhi Fida Hy.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - MERAY dil ki mjbori ko ilzam na dy

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST

MERAY dil ki mjbori ko ilzam na dy,
Mjhy yad rkh beshak mera nam na ly,
Tera wahim hy k main bhol gaye hon tum ko,
Meri aisi koi sans nahi jo tera nam na lay......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hazrat Umar Farooq R.A Ka Interview

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:04 AM PST

Sayyidina Umar e Farooq radhiyallah anhu ka mukhtasir INTRODUCTION:
Naam: Umar
Kuniyat: Abu Hafs
Laqab: Al-Farooq
Muddate khilafat: 10saal 6maah 4Din
Islam me wazih khidmaat: azan ki Tajveez, or pehle chup k Namaz ada ki jati thi Abhi Sar-aam, or Buhat sare Mamalik Fatah kiye,
Shadat: 1-moharram ul-haram 24Hijri
Mazaar purr anwaar: Gumbaze khizra k saye mai.
1 Bar surah Faatih 3Bar surah ikhlas parh kr is azeem hasti ko Eisale sawab Kren.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mat Samajhna k so kar Tumhain

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:03 AM PST

Mat Samajhna k so kar Tumhain Bhool Jatay hain HUM..!!!
""DOST""

Hum to Sotay hain sirf tumhain Dekhnay k liye.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kitna Adhura Lagta hai Sb Kuch

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:03 AM PST

Kitna Adhura Lagta hai Sb Kuch?

Jb Badal ho or
Barish Na ho,

Jb Zindgi ho or
Pyar Na ho,

Jb Ankhen hon or
Deedar Na ho,

or
Jb "koi apna" ho or
Sath Na ho!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kuch RISHTE BohatAJEEB Hote Hain

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST

Kuch RISHTE BohatAJEEB Hote Hain

Sub k
Apne Apne
NASEEB
Hote Hain

Rehte Hain
Jo Log Dur
NIGAHON Se

Wo Log
DUAON
Mein Sub Se
QAREEB
Hote hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Duniya usko yateem smjhti hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST

Duniya usko yateem smjhti hai jis k maa baap na hon,

Lekin main usko yateem samjta hon jis k achay dost na hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Shadi shuda couples sirf aik

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST

Shadi shuda couples sirf aik hi hal me khush rehtay hain...
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Shadi hall main. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - 100 alfaz takleef nahi de sakate

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST

Kisi Dushman k
100 alfaz takleef nahi de sakate
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1 Dost ki khamoshi 100
ansu de sakti hai.

So



BAK-BAK Karte Rha Karo batameezo.

Tasalli rehti hai:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Bana lo usay apna jo tumain

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST

Bana lo usay apna jo tumain chahta ho...!

KHUDA ki kaSAM Bari muSHkiL SE miLa krTY HaiN Ye ChaHNy walE...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Mout mangty hein to zindagi khafa

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

Mout mangty hein to zindagi khafa ho jati hy,
Zeher lety hen to wo b dawa ho jati hy,

Tu he bta mre dost kia karun,
Jisko b Chahon wo chez bewafa ho jati hy?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Udas Tuje Dekhne Se Pehle Ye

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

Udas Tuje Dekhne Se Pehle Ye Meri Aankhy Na Rhe

Khafa Ho Tu Mujse To Ye Sanse Na Rahy

Agr Me Gham Dun Tuje
To Teri Zindagi Me

Mai Kya Meri
YADEN b Na Rhe.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kash Uske DIL Me Hamare Liye Koi Jagha Hoti

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

Kash Uske DIL Me Hamare Liye Koi Jagha Hoti,
FARAZ.

To Aaj Hum Parindon Ki Tarha Be GHAR Na Hote.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jab Ap Kisi Se Rooth Kr Nafrat Se Baat Karo

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

"Jab Ap Kisi Se Rooth Kr Nafrat Se Baat Karo aur

Wo...

Apke Jawab Me Muhabbat Se Baat Kare,

To Samaj Jana K Wo Ap Se Ziada Muhabbat Karta Hy".......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Guzrey pal kabhi unko soch k hansy

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

Guzrey pal kabhi unko soch k hansy
kabhi unki baton ko yaad ker k ro diye

guzrey pal kabhi hansty hansty rul dety hain
kabhi roty roty hansa dety hain

guzrey rishtey nahin rehy ab wesy wo chehry dekh k mujhko hoti hai khushi ab bhi magar ek gham sa dil mai yeh bhi rehta hai kyun ab ban gaye wo puraney rishtey...

"¤Allah Bless You Alway's¤"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dost ruthe to sab ruthe

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

Dost ruthe to sab ruthe


phir ruthe to jag chute

agr phir ruthe to dil tute

or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappal na tute.:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Read step by step

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

Read step by step
1-I need 2 tel u sumthng..now read no.5
2-R u in a rush? read 8
3-R u curious? read 9
4-Luk its following u.read 15
5-I havnt got d guts.just read 17
6-I wud lik 2 tel u bt u shud read 16
7-I'll tel u.bt 1st read 2
8-Its vry simple.jus read 4
9-Dnt get nrvous.its simpl.jus read 18
10-Nt yet.bt read 19
11-R u gettin tired?relax.jus read 13
12-Lik i was sayin.read 3
13-Ur nearly der.read 14
14-wish u happy Eid. in adv!
15-ur getng nervous juz read 6
16-u stil didnt gt it juz read 12
17-oh! m embarresed read 7
18-i dnt knw ull understand or no juz read 10
19-ok nw read 11 slowly...:-):-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Batao kiya milla tum ko bhalla

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 08:00 AM PST

GHAZAL

Batao kiya milla tum ko bhalla hm se khaffa ho kar?

Sunna hi tum bhi pareshan ho hum se judda ho kar,

Qasoor aakhir tumhara tha ya mera tha khuda Jaaney!

Kabhi ye baat sochen Ge phir Dono ek jagga ho kar,

Abhi tak yaad hai hum ko tumhara wo haseen wada,

Na tum Jee Pao Ge Duniya mein hum se be-waffa ho kar,

Jo hain boondein in Aankhon mein muhabbat ki hn soghaatein,

ye hi tohfay mile hen hamen tm se ba-wafa ho kar.
"MeRi" WaFa""Pe" YaQeEn" "RaKhNa"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Ye Sms Jin Khubsort Logo Ko Milta H

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:59 AM PST

Ye Sms Jin Khubsort Logo Ko Milta H.
5 Second bad un ka mobile Band Ho Jata Hai.
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00:01

00:02

00:03

00:04

00:05


Nai hoa?
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Khubsorat HotY To ho Jata na?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Apni tanhai ki kahani kaho to sunaen tum ko

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:58 AM PST

Apni tanhai ki kahani kaho to sunaen tum ko,

Tum ruth q gaye ho kaho to manaen tum ko,

Hum jo apni kahani sunatay hain tumhein to tum,

Ro partay ho kaho to na rulaen tum ko,

Meri batein meri yadein tarpati hongi,

Kaho to in say kahein na tarpaen tum ko,

Tum jo hamaray baghair reh nahi saktay ho,

Kaho to aa jaen tumaray paas ya bulaen tum ko,

Agar mohabbat hai hum say to bas itna keh do,

K ab agar hm ayen to na chor k jayen tum ko...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Bichrne ki azeat ko

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:58 AM PST

Bichrne ki azeat ko

Agr Tum jan'na chaho

To Kch Pal ko
Zara ye Saans Apni Rok Kr Dekho

Tumhen Mahsus Ye hoga

Bichrana
Mot jesa hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Light he to Geo lgao 15 larkiyon ne

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:58 AM PST

Light he to Geo lgao 15 larkiyon ne Khdkushi krne ki koshsh ki he.
Unka kehna he




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Is bar new year neha
K sath Manana He,


Uff Ye larkiyan B Na baba se pitwaenge.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Woh Taqseem Apna Waqt Krta Hei

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:57 AM PST

Saari Duniya MeIN Woh Taqseem Apna Waqt Krta Hei,

"DOSTON"

Sirf Mere Liye Usko Koi Lamha Nehi Milta.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Yaken Pe Tiki Hoti Hy

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:57 AM PST

Dosti Yaken Pe Tiki Hoti Hy,
Ye Dewar Bari Mushkil Se Khari Hoti Hy,
Kbi Fursat Mile To Pharna Kitab Rishton Ki,
Dosti Khoon K Rishton Se B Bari Hoti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kabi to kary ga wo Shakhs Wafa Akhir

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

"Kabi to kary ga wo Shakhs Wafa Akhir

kuch to Khatm ho gi ye Apni Saza Akhir

Mery ghar ki Dewar py ye kon Lekh gia.

kab tk JEO gy tum mere SIWA Akhir.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Mujh sey kaha tanhai ny

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

Mujh sey kaha tanhai ny,
Tumhare doston ne tumko bhula diya hy, :-(


Main ne muskura k jawab diya
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"hain hi begairat konsi nai baat hai:-(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

Dedicated To My Frndz

Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro,*
Q K
Dil Har Kisi K Pass Aik Hi Hota He.
.
.
.
.



Bhaly Haddi Tor Do,
QK
Wo 206 Hoti Hain :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Chalo is sheher ko chhor chalein

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

Kuch din k liye..
Chalo is sheher ko chhor chalein..!
Dost.
Suna hai log bohat yaad karty hain chaly jany k baad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Khusi KO dhundne SE gam milta hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

Khusi KO dhundne SE gam milta hai,

YE gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,

jo dil ke sare dard baant le,

aisa Pyar zindagi mein kam milta hai.,......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - So baar marna chaha nigahon mein

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

So baar marna chaha nigahon mein doob kr

* Faraz *

Wo nigahein jhuka leta hai hamein marne nahi deta ...,,,,!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - So Qissay Hain Miltey Jultey

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:55 AM PST

So Qissay Hain Miltey Jultey

Ek Majjboori Theek Nahi.

Jo Kehna Hai Khul K Keh De

Yoon Baat Adhoori Theek Nahi.

Koi Heela, Koi Bahana, Koi Munasib Raah Nikaal

Mujh Se Aisey Miltey Rehna,

Ghair'Zaroori Theek Nahi.

Roz Dosti Ho Jati Hai Chaltey Phirtey Logon Se

Geet Adhoorey, Khuwab Adhoorey, Ye Mazdoori Theek Nahi.

Ek Shikast K Budley Mujh Ko Sub K Sub Ilzaam Na De

Kuch Kuch Teri Baat Hai Sachi Lekin Poori Theek Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kisi ko yad karna kisi ko yaad aana

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:55 AM PST

"Kisi ko yad karna kisi ko yaad aana"


"Ye bhi naseb mein hota hai"


"Dil unhi ko yaad karta hai"


"Jo dil k bohut kareeb hota hai"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Main sirf SMS Karta Hon

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:54 AM PST

Meri
Call
Ka
Wait
to
11 mulkon k
log
kr rahe hain.

Mgr

Meri call
receive krna
Mushkil
hi nahi

Namumkin
hai

Kyun k



Main sirf
"SMS"
Karta hn ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Yehi to khubsurt rishton ka nata hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:54 AM PST

Yehi to khubsurt rishton ka nata hai.

Jo bina kisi shart k jiya jata hai.

Rahay dooriyan darmiyan to kia huwa.


Yaad nazron se nahi dil se kia jata hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Yahan rahi to sub ka sath nibhaoongi

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:54 AM PST

Yahan rahi to sub ka sath nibhaoongi

"dosto"

Bhool jaoon To samjh lena k,

1 PRINCE urra le gAya "PriNceSs" ko...
(-,-)

_/\_..Hahaha:-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Tery Mast Mast Do Nain

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:54 AM PST

Plz Plz Plz

D0n't Listen Song
"Tery Mast Mast Do Nain" 4m the m0vie' DabAngg'

Q k,



is ko sun'ne se apko mri yad ajaye gi...
O my God :-/
I m so cute:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Teri khamoshi or udasi ki wajah

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:53 AM PST

Teri khamoshi or udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sakey FARAZ

Wo to sham ko apki ammi ne bataya k "Moi khe padar hanya atham".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Woh Kon Si Masjid Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:52 AM PST

Q1.Dunia my sb se unchi Msjid kon c hy?
Ans.Shah Abdullah Msjid.
Riaz Saudia.

Q2.Kon c Msjid pe hr wqt badal chhay rehte hyn?

Ans. Msjid'e'Ghamamah (badlon ki msjd) mdina sharif.

AP(Sallallaho.Alaiyhi.Walayhi.Wasallam) ne yahan Nmaze Istisqa ada ki thi.
Tab barish hui aur aj tk wahan badl chay rehte hyn.

Plz share this great information with otherz....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Teri Be, Rukhi Pe Koi Aitraz Nahi Humein

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:51 AM PST

Teri Be, Rukhi Pe Koi Aitraz Nahi Humein !!.LEKiN.!!

Kis Haal Me Hain Hum? itna To Pouch Liya Karo....!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - On your single smile hundred

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:51 AM PST

On your single smile hundred of people die.

So keep smiling and reduce Pakistani Population.

But dnt smile infrnt of mirror
kahin
Lene ke dene na par jain;....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Chor Yar! Tu ne konsa amal karna hy

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:51 AM PST

Aqwaal-e-Zareen!

,

,

,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Chor Yar! Tu ne konsa amal karna hy.
,,\(,")>
)( LETS
<"\_ dance.

Muni Badnam hoi Darling Tere liye..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Waqt Ne BadaL Dia Logon Ka Rawaiya

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:50 AM PST

Waqt Ne BadaL Dia Logon Ka Rawaiya, "faraz"

Wrna Hm B Wo Log Thay Jo DiLon Me Bsa Krtay Thay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Sirf Itna Usay Bata Dena

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:50 AM PST

"Sirf" Itna "Usay"
Bta" "Dena"

"Mujhey" Aata" Nhin"
Bhula" Dena"

"Meri"Batain" "To" "Sirf"
"Batain" "Hain"

"Yaad" "Aaen" "Kabhi" To"

"Muskura" "DeNa.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Duniya Kiya Janey is Andaaz

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:50 AM PST

Duniya Kiya Janey is andaaz-e-mehvar Ko.
D0ST

Hum Tou Unko Bhi Dua Detey Hain Jo Humarey Naam Say Nafart Karty Hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Amma aur Abba ki 10min ki Masti

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:50 AM PST

Einstien
Newton
Faraday
Ohm
Ampere
Kirchof
Columb
Guass
James watt
Marcony
Aristotle
Pascal
Macintosh...
ye sb wo kaminay hain jinke Amma aur Abba ki 10min ki Masti
Hamare 20-25 sal ka dukh ban gai hay........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Kabhi fursaton ki shub men ye

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

Kabhi fursaton ki shub men ye sochta hu ghalib.....

Hain dost badle badle k men khud badal chuka hoon.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Rakha karo raabta k zindage ka

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

Rakha karo raabta k zindage ka barosa nai ha., "MOHSIN"

Phir Mat Kehna Chalay Gaye Aur Bataya be nahein........Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - If a person is Silent

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

If a person is Silent
it doesnt mean He is unknown of fun, Enjoyment....

But it means Life has taught Him some Lessons which has made Him Silent......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jub log juda ho jatey hein

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

Jub log juda ho jatey hein
Sb Ehad hawa ho jatey hein

Jub niyat me fatoor sa ho
Sub amal gunah ho jatey hein.

Jub terey barey me sochtay hein.
Sub lafz dua ho jaty hein

Jub ghurbat dar pe dastak day.
Sub yaar khafa ho jaty hein

Jub waqt dikhata hy ankhen
Sultan gada ho jaty hein.

Jub to b mere sath na ho.
Tehwar saza ho jaty hein.

Jub nafrat lafzon me utray.
Tab apny juda ho jaty hen.

Ye duniya hy ay dost mere
Yahan insan khuda ho jaty hein.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Honesty is a very expensive gift

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

Honesty is a very expensive gift. . .

Don't expect it from cheap people. . .

.Gud MornInG.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Muhabat main khud ko jhuka dena

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

Muhabat main khud ko jhuka dena koi ayib nahin.
.DOST.

chamakta sooraj bhi doob jata hai chand ki khatir......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dost ruthe to sab ruthe

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:46 AM PST

Dost ruthe to sab ruthe

phir ruthe to jag chute

agr phir ruthe to dil tute

or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappal na tute.:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - 1 khatarnak Beemari Cancer

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:46 AM PST

1 khatarnak Beemari "cancer"
boht sarey log is ko khud dawat detey hain.
boht mamooli aehtiyat kar k is beemari se bacha ja sakta hai...!
Aksar log ghosht khane k bad thanda pani ya cold drnks p letey hain, ghosht k bad thanda pani ya cold drnks khoon mein mojood cancer ka sabab banne waley cells ko oxygen faraham karta hai.
Plz frwrd ...
@li.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:46 AM PST

Chellenge 4 all Genious.
U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy 2 shakhs bethay hain. Aik ki age 20 saal hai. aur 2nd ki age 27 saal hy. To driver ki kya age hai?
If u r genious, then reply in 1 mint with proper calculatins.
Hurry up!
Ur time starts now.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - World's best feeling cums when

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:45 AM PST

World's best feeling cums when we see a vry wonderful ques paper in exams hall n we smile at each other n say:




Hikro b na tho ache yaar..!!;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Tu Taangein Torr dein gay Hum

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:45 AM PST

SmS na krne pr
A song 4 u
.
.
.
" Agar Tum mil Jao "

Tu Taangein Torr dein gay Hum,

Tumhain paa k Tumharay Peechay Kutay Chor dein gay HUM.

Bus Tum mil JaO:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Oxford Uni General Knowledge Ques

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:45 AM PST

Oxford Uni
General Knowledge Ques?


Every new born Baby In Africa Has___Coloured Teeth

A. White
B. Off White
C. Blackish
D. Yellowish
Rep Must in 1 Minute:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - I'm not Accepting ur Proposal

Posted: 08 Dec 2010 07:45 AM PST

My Attitude!

A boy proposed me,

My ansWer: I'm not accepting ur proposal.
But I salute ur CHOICE! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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