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Urdu Poetry SMS - Har RAAT Gham-e-Tanhaai

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:19 AM PST

:..?"TANHAAI"?..:

Har RAAT Gham-e-Tanhaai,

Har SHAAM "Uski" yaad aai,
Laakh "Usay" Bhulana Chaha,

Us se barrh kar "Uski"YAAD aai,

"Us"se koi UMEED B Wabasta nahi,

Issi DUKH se meri "Aankh" bhar aai,

Logon ne Poocha 'ASHKON' ka Sabab?

Bus "Mujhe" kehna para..!!!
...."TANHAAI"........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Bhar Aayi Aankhen Jo Uska Nam Aya

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:19 AM PST

Bhar Aayi Aankhen Jo Uska Nam Aya,

Dosti Nakam Sahi Fir B Buhat Kam Ayi,

Humne Dosti Me Aisi B Guzari Hen Raten,

Jab Tak Aansu Na Bahe Dil Ko Aram Na Aya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Duniya mein Wo konsi Makhlooq hai jo

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:19 AM PST

(General knowledge test)

Q: Duniya mein Wo konsi Makhlooq hai jo insani zuban mein baat krti hai pr uski baat samjh nhi ati?









Ans: CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kash K Kabhi Tum Smajh Jao Meri

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:19 AM PST

Kash K Kabhi Tum Smajh Jao Meri Mohabbat Ki Inteha Ko !

Hairaan Reh Jao Ge Tum Apni Khush Qismati Par.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Gham-e-Ashqi Se Keh Do Rah-e-Aam

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:18 AM PST

Gham-e-Ashqi Se Keh Do Rah-e-Aam Tk Na Pohanchy

Mujhe Khof Hai Ye Tohmat Mere Naam Tk Na Pohanchy

Men Nazar Se Pee Raha Tha To Ye Dil Ne Bad dua Di

Tera Haath Zindagi Bhar Kabhi Jaam Tak Na Pohanchy

Jo Naqaab-e-Rukh Uthaya To Ye Qaid Bhi Laga Di

Uthey Nigaah Lekin Dr-o-Baam Tak Na Pohanchy


Ye Adaa-e-Beniyazi Tujhy Bewafa Mubarak!

Magr Aisi Be Rukhi Kia Rizi?
K Salam Tak Na Pohanchy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Apne Hathon Ki Hatheli Per US ka

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:17 AM PST

Apne Hathon Ki
Hatheli Per "us" ka
Naam To Likh
Liya, FARAZ, , . ,
.*Par Ye Na Socha K
.*Taqdeer To Khuda
.*Likhta Hai.,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Kuch Nhi Meray Pass Tujhay Dua

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:17 AM PST

Kuch Nhi Meray Pass Tujhay Dua-e-khair Denay K Ilawa Ae

"Dost"

Khuda Tujhe Tamam Khushian De Aur Mujhe Faqat Sath Tera..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Mat De kisi ko Dua apni UMAR lagne

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:17 AM PST

Mat De kisi ko Dua apni UMAR lagne ki ""Dost""

Yahan aise loog Bhi hain jo tere liye zinda hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Maa! Mera Dil Ro Raha Hai

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:17 AM PST

Maa!
Mera Dil Ro Raha Hai.
Maa!
Meri Ankhoon Mein Nami Hai.
Maa!
Mera Dil Dard Mein Dooba Hai.
Maa!
Mujhe Teri Zaroorat hai.
Maa!
Mein Bohot Tanha Hoon!
Maa!
Meri Ankhein Tujhe Dhondhti Hein.
Maa!
Mein Umeed Se Haar Chuka Hoon.
Maa!
Mujhe Sahara De Mein Toot Chuka Hoon.
Maa!
Mujhe Sambhal Le Mein Bikhar Chuka Hoon.

MAA...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Yadoon Mein Na Dhoondo mujhe

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:16 AM PST

Yadoon Mein Na Dhoondo mujhe.

"Dil" Mein Hum Bus jaen gey.

Tamanna Ho Agar Milne ki To..?

Sirf

"ON"Karo Mobile

Hum INBOX Mein Hi Mil Jaen gey.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 4 Chezen Janat Ki Traf Bulati Hn

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:16 AM PST

4 Chezen Janat Ki Traf Bulati Hn.

1.Apni Musibat Ko Chupana
2.Waldain K Sath Neki
3.Chupa Kr Sadqa Dena
4.Kasrat Se Qalima taiba Kehna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Hardwork is like stairs

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:16 AM PST

Shakspear:

"Hardwork is like stairs and luck is like lift..
Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take you at the top."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Tuje bhi mujhse wesi mohabbat

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:15 AM PST

"tuje bhi mujhse wesi mohabbat ho tu kya baat hai,

"Ek si dono ki halat ho to kya baat hai,

"Dil ki chahat to khuwab jaga deti hai,

"Han agar sath main Qismat ho to kya baat hai,

"Meri tanhaiyan karti hain tujhe yaad,

"Sada tujhe bhi meri zaroorat ho to kya baat hai,

"Muskurane se bhi hota hai bayan gham-e-dil,

"AAnkh se aanso tapke to kya baat hai,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - "TAKABBUR Shetani Siffat Hai

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:15 AM PST

Beautifull msg

"TAKABBUR"
Shetani Siffat Hai
AgarTum Apne
"TAKABBUR"Ko Torna Chahte Ho

To Kisi Gharib
Or Muflis Ko "SALAM" kiya Karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Relationship Is Not About Finding

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:15 AM PST

Relationship Is Not About Finding Gold Or Silver Among The Rocks Of Life,

Its About Accepting Each Other As Coal Till Diamonds R Formed With Time........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil to kehta hai zamany sy chupa lun tumko

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:15 AM PST

Dil to kehta hai zamany sy chupa lun tumko

Dil ki dharkan ki tarhan dil main basa lun tumko

Koi ehsas judai ka na rahy paas

Is tarhan khud main meri Jaan sama lun tumko

Tum jo rotho kbhi mujhse mere dil k malik

Sari dunya sy khafa ho k mana lun tumko

Jab b dkhn tmhary chry pe udasi ka sama

Ye hi chahn k kisi tarhan hansa lun tumko.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Chand adhura h Sitaro ke bina

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Chand adhura h
Sitaro ke bina

Gulshan adura h
Bharo ke bina

samndar adhura h
kinaro ke bina, OUR

Jina adhura ap jese dost ke bina,
I miss miss u
Chand adhura h
Sitaro ke bina

Gulshan adura h
Bharo ke bina

samndar adhura h
kinaro ke bina, OUR

Jina adhura ap jese dost ke bina,
I miss miss u....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Kab un ki palko se izhar hoga

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:13 AM PST

Kab un ki palko se izhar hoga,
dil k kisi kone me hamare lie piyar .
guzar rahi ha har rat un ki yad ,
kabhi to un ko bhi hmara intezar hoga....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Jab kabi tera dil ghabraye to

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:12 AM PST

LOT ANA
Jab kabi tera dil ghabraye to lot ana,
Agar tuje meri yad aye to lot ana,
Kuch waqt acha guzra ha sath tumhare,
Woh waqt yad aye to lot ana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Raat hui jab shaam k baad

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:12 AM PST

Raat hui jab shaam k baad,
Teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad,
Hum ne khamosh reh kar bhi dekha,
Teri awaz ayi har sans k baad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Dil dharkan k bina

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:12 AM PST

>Dil dharkan k bina
>Jism rooh k bina
>Insan mohabat k bina
>Husn tareef k bina
>Phool khushbu k bina
>Or koi tumhare bina
Udaas ha!
I MISS U....Read More SMS/Jokes

Rainy Day / Barish SMS - Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:12 AM PST

Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hy,
Barish k har ek katre se aawaz tumhari aati hy,

Badal jab garajte hain dil ki dharkan barhti hy,
Aur dil ki har ek dharkan se aawaz tumhari aati hy,
...
jab taiz hawaein chalti hain aur jaan humari jati hy,
Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Rainy Day / Barish SMS - Agar Ab kabhi ho Barish

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:12 AM PST

Agar abb kabhi ho .... Barish..???

Tou tum.........

Apni hatheli per...
...boondo\'un ko..

Jama kerna...

Jo
...
Jama hojaeen...?

Wo

Sab
Tumhari muhabbat..!!
Aur
Jo na ho sakein ......

Wo

Sab mero muhabbat ..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Rainy Day / Barish SMS - Barsaat vich assi paani banke

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:12 AM PST

Barsaat vich assi paani banke wagg jana.
Patjhadvich assi phul banke jhar jana.
ki hoya je ajj assi tenu tang karde haan.
ek din assi tenu dase bina hi tur jaana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Shadi me khana khula

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:11 AM PST

Shadi me khana khula
Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Close your eyes, Concentrate your mind

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:11 AM PST

Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want
GOD must fulfill your prayer.
Have a nice sleep.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Take some time to smile when you're sad

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:11 AM PST

Take some time to smile when you're sad..
To rest when you're tired.. to love if you're feeling empty.. & to
let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself.
Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Suna hai os ne baharo se Dosti kar li

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:11 AM PST

Suna hai os ne baharo se Dosti kar li.

Hume bhola ke Siaron se Dosti kar li,

la kar Chor diya hum ko Mujoon mein tanha,

or khod zalim ne kinaron se Dosti kar li........Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Khol aankh, zamee dekh

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:10 AM PST

Khol aankh, zamee dekh, falak dekh,fiza dekh,,

Us mashrik se ubharte huwe suraj ko zara dekh..

,.+""-.,.-""+.,.+""-.,
!!::.GooD MorninG.::!!
Have a Nice day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Treat everyone with politeness

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:08 AM PST

Treat everyone with politeness,
Even those who are rude to U.
Not because they are not nice,
But bcoz u are nice
**Good morning**....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - May you begin this day

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:08 AM PST

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning my love arsalan....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Main Bojh Ban Jaonga Ek Din

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:07 AM PST

Main Bojh Ban Jaonga Ek Din Apne He Doston Pe

"Wasi"

Kaandhey Badal Rahey Honge Wo Har Qadam K Baad......Read More SMS/Jokes

Greetings SMS - On This Childrens Day

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:07 AM PST

On This Childrens Day
Lets Celebrate The
Joys Of Childhood
And Have A Fantastic Time Together
Happy Childrens Day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Payari baat ek sachy dost k liya

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:07 AM PST

"Payari baat ek sachy dost k liya"

"Agar main mar jaon to meri mayyat k qareeb mat aana dost"
"Q k us waqt mere hath tumhare aansoo ponche k liye nai uthenge"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - When 2 Friends Fall In Love

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:04 AM PST

When 2 Friends Fall In Love
They Learn
They Are Meant For Each Other ...

But

When They Fall Out Of Love
They Realize
They Want To Keep
Each Other 4ever ... :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - FrIeNdShIp Is A gIfT

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:03 AM PST

FrIeNdShIp
Is A gIfT,
tHaT iS fAiR iN aLl tHiNgZ.
iT rOoTs FrOm OnE's HeArT
&
iNvOlVeS mEmOrIeS
tHaT sTaY nOt
FoR a WhIlE
bUt
FoR a LiFeTiMe ... -,-....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:03 AM PST

In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - My Frndship Is Like Drugs

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:03 AM PST

My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get.......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - HAr mAjBoRi Se lArNa SiKh lO

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:03 AM PST

hAr mAjBoRi Se

lArNa SiKh lO . .

hAr gHuM k SaTh

jEeNa sIKh Lo . .

' BUSY ' hUm BhI kAm NaI

pAs hAmArI tArHa . .

DoStO kO yAaD kArNa

sIkH lO . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Every Friend Can Say

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:03 AM PST

Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Flowers Of Friendship Never Give Up

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

Flowers Of Friendship Never Give Up

It Is A Promise Made Forever .

it Brings Happiness To The Heart And Mind

&

Makes Every Dream Come Alive ... :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Dosti Is Something That No

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

Dosti Is Something
That No One Can Hate

Dosti Is A Passion
We Can Never Rate

Dosti Can Happen
Anytime Early Or Late

Dosti Is Only Medicine
Without Expiry Date ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Suppose Its My Birthday And You

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

Suppose Its My Birthday And You Are Invited
By Me But You Just Have
1o Rs To Buy A Gift For Me.
What Will U Buy?
Send It 2 Ur Frnds & Enjoy...
Reply Must....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - When will a horse hav 6 legs?

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

LOGIC QUESTIONS

1)When will a horse hav 6 legs?
2)When does monday come b4 sunday?
3)When do you find a lot of cities without single house?
4) How can u double ur money?....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - A FrIeNd OpEnS a CoNvErSaTion WiTh

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

A FrIeNd OpEnS
a CoNvErSaTion WiTh
A FuLl NeWz BuLleTiN
oN hIs LiFe ...


But


A ReAl FrIeNd Sayz


"WhAt's NeW wItH YoU ..." (:....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - FrIeNdS aRe ThE BaCon BiTs

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Birth Is Once Youth Is Once

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

'Birth' Is Once

'Youth' Is Once

'Death' Is Once

'Love' Is Once

'Marriage' Is Once

But

'Friendship'

It Runs 'Forever' ... :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Humne jo chaha taqdir se paya

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:01 AM PST

Humne jo chaha taqdir se paya,

Taqdir ne hamein Aap se Milaya,

Khush naseeb thy hum ya woh pal tha haseen,

K Aap jesa dost meri zindgi mein Aya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Friendships May Be Like Seasons

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 12:01 AM PST

Friendships May Be

Like The Seasons,


Blowing Hot And Cold,

Ever-Changing,

But Always Needed

Whatever The Weather....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Friendship Is Little More Trust

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

Friendship Is Little More Trust Little Less Try,

Little More Faith Little Less Fight,

Little More Laugh Little Less Cry,

Little More WE Little Less I.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Hearts Can Only LOVE For A While

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

Hearts Can Only LOVE For A While...
Feet Can Only WALK For A While...
Clothes Wont Ne 4ever In STYLE...,
But Having A FRIEND Like U Is 4ever WORTHWHILE!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Never Try To Examine Friendship

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship.,



Bcoz Friends Are Like Diamonds.,



When You Hit Them
They Don't Break.,



But
May Slip Away From Your Life...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Is One Of The Nicest Thing

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

A Friend

Is One Of The Nicest Thing

You Can Have

And

One Of the Best Things

You Can be ... :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - I Can't Find A Reason

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

I Can't Find A Reason
Why God Gave U To Me,
But That Is Not The Question To Be Asked; MAY BE THE QUESTION Is How Did God Knew That
I NEED A FRND LIKE U.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - When Life Becomes Harder

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

When Life Becomes Harder & We See No Hope
Then GOD Sends His Angels To Guide Us
We Don't Expect To See Them With Wings Or With Halo
Flying Above Their Heads.
Instead, They Come In Disguis And We Call Them
"FRIENDS" ^.^....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - FrIeNdShIp Is cErTaInLy

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:58 PM PST

FrIeNdShIp . . .

Is cErTaInLy

ThE fInEsT bAlM

FoR tHe PaNgS oF

DiSaPpOiNtEd LoVe ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - When U Feel Alone & Wanna Shade

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:57 PM PST

When U Feel Alone
&
Wanna Shade
Some Tears ...

Then

You Need A Person
In Face Of A

Best Friend

U Need A Shoulder
To Cry On ...

Then Come To Me ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - FrIeNdShIp Is NeVeR EsTaBlIsHeD

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:57 PM PST

FrIeNdShIp

Is NeVeR EsTaBlIsHeD

As An UnDeRsToOd rElAtIoN ...

iT iS a MiRaClE

WhIcH rEqUiReS cOnsTaNt PrOoFs

It Is An ExErSicE Of ThE pUrEsT
ImaGiNaTiOn

AnD

oF ThE RarEsT fAiTh ... ^.^....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - I'll Be Ur Shadow

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:57 PM PST

Alone ?
I'll Be Ur Shadow ...

Want To Cry ?
Here's My Shoulder

Need A Hug ?
I'll Embrace U Tight

Coz

Where Ur Strength Ends
M Worth Of Being Ur Friend
Begins ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - LIFE Becomes LIE

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:57 PM PST

LIFE Becomes LIE
If "F" Is Missed

"F" Denotes

FRIEND

So LIFE Is LIE
Widout FRIEND

I'm Happy To Say That
My LIFE Is Not LIE
Till I Have FRIEND Like U ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Who You Knew The Longest

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:55 PM PST

Friendship

Isn't About

Who You Knew The Longest,


It's About Who Never Left Your Side....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - 7 Is A Great Number

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

7 Is A Great Number.

U Knw Why?

7 Colurs Make Rainbow!

7 Swar Make Music!

7 Days Make Week!

7 Round Make Life Partner

& Most Precious Thing,

7 Letters Make "Friends"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - FRIENDSHIP Is A CoMfOrTiNg SmIlE

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

FRIENDSHIP ...

Is A CoMfOrTiNg SmIlE ...

A FaMiLiaR sMilE
ThAt WarMs ThE HeaRt

&

ThE FrEeDoM tO bE tHe PeRsOn
GoD InTeNdEd .... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Facts Are GOD'S Argument

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

Facts Are GOD'S Argument ...

We Should Be Carefull

Never To

Misunderstand

Or

Prevent Them....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything .......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - AlOnE CaN PrOvE tHe WoRtH oF FRIENDSHIP

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

TIME...

AlOnE CaN PrOvE tHe WoRtH oF FRIENDSHIP ...

As Tym gOeS By, We LoOsE tHe FaLse OnEzZz ...

n

KeEp thE bEsT .......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - I Don't Need A Friend

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

I Don't Need A Friend


Who Changes When I Change


And Who Nods


When I Nod


My Shadow Does That Much Better.......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Friendship Is The Only Thing

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 PM PST

Friendship Is The Only Thing

In The World Concerning


The Usefulness


Of Which


All Mankind


Are Agreed.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:32 PM PST

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To,

.

.

Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay…..

.

( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky ) : )....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Kuch Yadein Chorh Ker Zindagi Ki

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:31 PM PST

HAPPY ENDING OF 2010

Kuch Yadein Chorh Ker
Zindagi Ki Ek Aur Sal
Guzar Gaya

Koi Aisa Lamha Jo Ab
Dobara Nahi Kbhi Laut Kr
Nahi Aaye G

Enjoy Each Moment Of
Life :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:30 PM PST

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

T0 Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;->

Zubaida Aapa K Mulk Bachao Totkay.. ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - My BED Falls In Love With me

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:30 PM PST

A Very True Thought
Which I Really
Experienced Today

Whenever I Wanna
Fall In Love With My
BOOKS

My BED
Falls In Love
With me. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Bhag rahi hai Dunya Fashion ki taraf

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:29 PM PST

Bhag rahi hai Dunya Fashion ki taraf,

DEEN-E-ISLAM pr
Chalna chor diya,

Har shaks krna
Chahta h Ayashi,

ISLAM ki sifat haya ka Khayal krna chor diya,

Har shaks mahir hai har ek hero ki nakl krne me,

NABI (S.A.W.W) ki sunnat pr
Amal krna chor diya,

Hr insan masrof hai Magazines parhne mein,

Quran aur Sunnat ko
Prhna chor diya,

Is TV aur Media ne Kiya esa asr k,

MUSALMANON ne QAYAMAT se
Drna chor diya.
Plz forward....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Daga rora pista dma khair laka

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:28 PM PST

Daga rora pista dma khair laka

pui pui o mein baa dai oi oi.

Samjh Aya?

Pathan ha sali,
Keh Rahi Hai
Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tery Liye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Agar Sardiyun me raat ko soney se pehle

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:28 PM PST

Agar Sardiyun me raat ko soney se pehle ek addad tez Muli, ubli hui Chaney ki Daal, aur Kaala Namak hasbeh-e-zaiqa kha k uper se Lehaaf orh liya jaye to aap k lehaaf ke andar Chemical Bombing start ho jayegi js se andar ka Temperature barh jayega aur sardi nahi lage gi.

Jazbati ho k khaane ki miqdaar ko zyada mat karen warna lehaaf jal k phatt sakta hai….!!

Zubaida Aapa k Winter me garam Totkay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Improve your secret & private life

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:26 PM PST

Improve your secret & private life,
and Allah will improve your public and social life.
Make matters well between you and Allah,
and
Allah will make matters well between you and people.
Work for the Hereafter,
and
Allah will be enough for you in your worldly concerns.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Sometimes you ignore the truth

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:26 PM PST

Sometimes you ignore the truth,
sometimes you ignore the pain,
sometimes you ignore the consequences,
just for someone
who is going to ignore you after all.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Hearts Untie Love will Die

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:25 PM PST

Hearts Untie..
Love will die..
don't try to deny..
why did you lie?
.
don't look at the sky..
don't sigh! don't cry..
don't try to defy..
why did you lie?
.
doors nearby..
don't be shy..
leave! goodbye..
why did you lie?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - I whisper gently to the rain

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:24 PM PST

I whisper gently to the rain,
of lost love I try to explain.
of my feelings and of my pain
of my mind going insane
my life taken from every vein
tears appear again and again
only memories of you now remain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Sometimes I Just Wonder

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:24 PM PST

Sometimes I Just Wonder
Why Do I Feel Sad
Whenever I Think Of U?
.
And I Realised That The Only
Time I'm Smiling Is Whenever
I Believed I Still Love U.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - What is more painful?

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:23 PM PST

What is more painful?
When a person whom you trust, hurts you
Or
The person whom you hurt,
still trusts you? Just Think?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - It takes only a minute to get

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:22 PM PST

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone..
an hour to like someone..,
a day to love someone..
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Kia Is Liay Taqdeer Ne

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:19 PM PST

Kia Is Liay Taqdeer Ne
Chunwaey Thay Tinkay
-
-
Ban Jaey Nashaiman To
Koi Aag Laga De..........Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - A Boy Was Walking On The Road

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:19 PM PST

A Boy Was Walking
On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An
Umbrella & Said To
...Him
"Hello , U Can Share My
Umbrella With Me..."
Boy Replied: "It's Ok, Sister
I m Ok ..."
& Then Walked way

.

.

.

Moral Of The Story -

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi
Bachi Koi Khaas Nahi
Thi ...=P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Zardari Ne Apne Marne k Baad

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:19 PM PST

Zardari Ne Apne
Marne k Baad Body
Parts Donate Kerny
Ka Elaan Kia Hy
.
...
.

.

.

.
Ye Khabar Sun k
Mazoor Kutto'n Mein
Khushi Ki Lehar
Daur Gai .. =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - High Standard English

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:18 PM PST

High Standard English..

Journalist To Meera:
What Type Of Roles U Like ?

Meera :
Wesay Tu I Like Vegetable Roll,Lekin
…Hen Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hun…:D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:18 PM PST

Girl - Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho

Boy - Han

Girl - To Phir Mujhe Chand Tare
Duniya Ki Sari Daulat Khushiya Do
.
.
....
.
.
.
.
.
Boy - Tera Aashiq Hun Zardari Ka Beta Nahi :):)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hum Gaye Thay Usay Mananay K Liye Magar

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:18 PM PST

Hum Gaye Thay Usay Mananay K Liye Magar..

Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa Rehnay Diya.

.
...
Tashreeh))

Iss Shair Me Shaair Apnay Mehboob
Se Keh Raha Hai K..

.

.

.

BHAARRR MEIN JAAA :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Girlfriend Ki Photo Dekho

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:18 PM PST

Lo Meri
"Girl Friend " Ki Photo Dekho



  .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
	| *some  |
	| photo  |
	|missing*| 
  .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

Putar Agr "Bhabi" ki Niyat Se
Dekhta To Zaror Nazar Ati.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Ye Msg Apne Frnds Ko Karen

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:18 PM PST

Dua Ki Apeal

Ye Msg Apne Frnds Ko Karen

Roz Kitne Faltu Msgs Krte Hn

Plz Dont Ignore

Ma Ne Rs.1195/- Ka 1 Sweater Lia Ha

Dua Karen Us Pe Burr Na Aye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Pr

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:17 PM PST

YADGAAR DATE

Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Pr,

Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr,

Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr,

Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr,

Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr,

Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,

Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Pr,

Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Pr.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Wo k0n c Mehndi Hai Jisay GIrLz

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:17 PM PST

Wo k0n c Mehndi Hai Jisay GIrLz
Dekhti Hain Magr Lgati Nahi?

Hina Mehndi

No. . .!
...
KaALi Mehndi,

No. . .!

Anx iZ.

DaLaIr Mehndi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Definition of A Girl

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:17 PM PST

Define Girl;

Ans- The 1 Who b4 Going Out, Puts On.
Mascara, Eyeshadow, Eyeliner, Lip Glows,
Glitter, Rough, Blush,
Kajal & Asks

Natural To Lag Rahi Hu Na ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Hum Aap Ko Kab Ache Lagtey Hain

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:17 PM PST

Hum Aap Ko Kab Ache Lagtey Hain;

send This Msg To Ur Friendz & Cosins & Get Funny Reply

1) Gusy Main
2) Boltey Hue
3) Hanstey Hue
4) Lartey Hue
5) Rotay Hue
6) Shrarat Kartey Hue
7) Nakhrey Kartey Hue
8) Chup Chaap Bethay Hue
9) Kiss kartay Hue
10)Ya Achy He Nai Lagty . . . /

RepLy MuST.. ;->)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Main Rone Se Darta Hun

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:16 PM PST

Main Rone Se Darta Hun
Juda Hone Se Darta Hun,

Meri Ankhen Batati Hain K

...Mein Sone Se Darta Hun,

Meri Ungli Pakar Lena
Mujhe Tanha Nhi Karna
Ye Duniya Ek Mela Hy
Tumhain Khone Se Darta Hun.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Waisy to Bahut Se Raaste

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:16 PM PST

Waisy to Bahut Se Raaste
Aate Hain Mere Dil Ki Taraf,


...Raah-e-Khuloos Se Aana To
Faasla Kam Parey Ga......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kabhi Kuch Soch K Likhna

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:16 PM PST

Kabhi Kuch Soch K Likhna
Kabhi Kuch Soch K Parhna
Ye Na Mumkin Si Koshish He
Muhabbat Soch K Karna!

Kisi Ka Dilruba Chehra Aur
Us Ki Dill Nasheen Ankhen…

K

...Jis Ko Dekh K Jeena
Usi K Naam Pe Marna
Ye Na Mumkin Si Koshish He
Muhabbat Soch K Karna!

Khayalon Me Bana Lena
Kisi Ka Akks Dhere Se
Chura K Rang Sapnon K
Kisi Ki Ankh Me Bharna

Ye Na Mumkin Si Koshish He
Muhabbat Soch K Karna!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Bohat Veeran Hai Dil Mera

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:16 PM PST

Bohat Veeran Hai Dil Mera,
Koi Mehfil Jamao Naa...!

Wisal-e Jaan Ki Yaadon Ka
Koi Qissa Sunao Naa.!

Jo Sapne Hum Ne Daikhy Hain
Hamesha Sath Rehne K...
Un Haseen Khawabon Ko Haqeeqat
Tum Banao Naa...!

...Tumhary Bin Ye Lamhay
Azab-e-Jaan Se Lagtay hain
Inhain Aasan Banao Naa,
Tum Phir Lout Aao Naa.!!

Nigaahon Se Bulana,
Aur Phir Anjan Ban Jana
Unhi Zalim Adaaon Se Humain
Phir Tum Satao Naa,
Tum phir Lout Aao Na..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Rooh Jab Wajad Me Aaye To Ghazal Hoti Hai

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:16 PM PST

Rooh Jab Wajad Me Aaye To Ghazal Hoti Hai,
Ya Koi Dil Ko Dukhaye To Ghazal Hoti Hai.

Bheegti Raat Me Jab Gham Ki Fizaon Ka Sukoot,
Dil Me Ik Hashar Uthaye To Ghazal Hoti Hai.

Ishq Ki Aatish-e-Khaamosh Jab Chupkay Chupkay,
Aag Seenay Me Lagaye To Ghazal Hoti Hai.

Kabi Mehfil Me Kabi Goshaa-e-Tanhai Me,
Koi Reh Reh K Rulaye To Ghazal Hote Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Mere Aansu Kabhi Tujhe Dewana

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:15 PM PST

Mere Aansu Kabhi Tujhe Dewana Kia Karte Thy,

Wo Bhi Din Thy Jab Hum Dil Me Basa Karte Thy.
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-
Ab Aansuon Ka Asar Hai Na Sadaon Ka,

Hum Tanha Ho Gaye Wese Jese Pehle Hua Karte Thy.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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