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Urdu Love SMS - Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 06:48 PM PST

Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 06:47 PM PST

Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda


Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?


Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Muje Sardar bana do

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 06:47 PM PST

Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Hum aapko kab cute lagte hai? Send diz

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 05:12 PM PST

Hum aapko kab cute lagte hai?
Send diz msg 2 ur frndz nd get
cool reply

1 gusse me
2 boltey hue
3 hastey hue
4 ladte hue
5 shararat krte hue
6 chup chap baithe hue....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - 12 boys pland 2 propose a girl. 10 ca

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 04:53 AM PST

12 boys pland 2 propose a girl.

10 came wid a rose

Bt 1 came wid a ring
Dats CONFIDENCE.

Bt wat abt d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat leke aya-OVER CONFIDENCE :
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 7"Chize Khatm Hone Par Bahut Takleef

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 04:51 AM PST

7"Chize
Khatm Hone
Par
Bahut Takleef
Hoti Hai

1
Mohabbat

2
RiShte

3
ZinDagi

4
PaiSa

5
School_Life

6
SMS"Pack

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Aur

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7
Toilet Me_Paani."?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Heer paidel Ja rahi thi, Ek ladka Aawaz

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 04:42 AM PST

Heer paidel Ja rahi thi, Ek ladka Aawaz deta hai,Ae diwani zara Pichey Mudh kar dekh; dekh Tera duptta zameen se Ghisa ja raha hai, Heer jawab deti hai Ae diwane tu kya jane, Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hai, koi choom na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko Ranjhe ke siway, isiliye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil_E_Nadan Ajab Justju Men Hai, Tum

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 03:03 AM PST

Dil_E_Nadan Ajab Justju Men Hai,

Tum Se Phir Shauq_E_Guftgu Men Hai,

Juda Khud Se Karon To Kaisay Karon,

Teri Chahat to Meri Gardish_e_Lahu Mein ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Bacha Dunya me sirf 1 Hunar lay kr aata

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 03:02 AM PST

Bacha Dunya me sirf 1 Hunar lay kr aata hy,
Aur wo us 1 Hunar sy apny sb kaam nikal lyta hy,
Yani "RONA"
So please "RONA" sekho,
AUR
Apny "RAB" ko mana lo,
JO
70 Maon sy Ziada pyar krny wala hy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Rasta kaat k har baar guzar jata hai

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 03:01 AM PST

Rasta kaat k har baar guzar jata hai

Jese pardes main tehwaar guzar jata hai

Zindgi ishq main youn guzri apni

'FARAZ'

Jese bazar se khareedaar guzar jata hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ***%JUMMA%*** Ka din kitna afzal hai.

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 03:00 AM PST

***%JUMMA%***
Ka din kitna afzal hai.
1.is din jahannum ki aag nahi jalai jati.
2.is raat dozakh k darwazay nahi khultay.
3.is din marnay walay khush nas6.is din Huzor pak(S.A.W.W) khud apnay kano say DOROD PAK suntay hain.
Dua main yad rakhna JUMMA
MUBARAK……......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ^KAiNAAT” main koi kisi ka itni shedat s

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:59 AM PST

^KAiNAAT" main koi kisi ka itni shedat se intezar nhi krta,

Jitna ALLAH apny banday ki "TOUBA" ka intezar karta hai…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - “Mery dil k ujray angan me Koi phol khi

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:59 AM PST

"Mery dil k ujray angan me
Koi phol khila
'Tm yad aye'

Tery shehar k basnay walo me Koi shakhs mila
'Tm yad aye'

Jo waqt b sath me guzra tha
Kia lout k phr wo ayega?

Sach poch k meri ankhon sy
Ek ashk gira
'Tm yad aye'

Hr bar me tujh ko bholny ki
Jb khud se qasmen khata hon

Phr jb b ksi ne hans k mujhy
Jb apna kaha
'Tm yad aye'

Din bhar to me is dunya k
Dhandon me uljha khoya sa

Din guzra or diwaron sy jb dhop dhali
"TM YAD AYE"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Wafa Ki Jang mt Larna Ye Bekar Jati Hy

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:58 AM PST

Wafa Ki Jang mt Larna Ye Bekar Jati Hy
Zamana Jet Jata Hy Mohabat Har Jati Hy

Hmara taZKra ChØro Hm Aise Log Hn Jinko
Mohbat Kuch nhi Kehti TANHAi Mar Jati Hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Relationship requires little effort…

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:57 AM PST

Relationship requires little effort…


Even when friends are busy with their own lives,

a simple sms reminds each other tht "U r not forgotten.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - SITARON Ko Bheja He Apko Sulane K Liye,

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:40 AM PST

SITARON Ko Bheja He Apko Sulane K Liye,

CHAND aaya He Lori sunany K Liye,

So Jaiye Mithe Khwabo Me,

Subah SURAJ Ko Bhejenge Apko Jagane K Lie.
GooD NIGHT:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, “Dea

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:39 AM PST

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM* Hadees ====== “Ji

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:38 AM PST

*ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM*
Hadees
======
"Jis ny Astaghfar ko apny upar lazim kar liya, ALLAH ta'ala us ki;
-har pareshani door farmaye ga,
aur
-har tangi sy u....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jab “BISMILLAH” nazil hui to badal mash

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:37 AM PST

Jab
"BISMILLAH" nazil hui to badal mashriq ki simt dore,
hawayn sakin ho gain,
samndar josh me agya aur shetano ko asmano se pathar mare gae.
Aur ALLAH TALA ne farmaya k MUJHE meri Izat o Jalal ki qasam
Jis shay pr BISMILLAH pari jay gi MAIN us me barkat dun ga.
Start ur work with the name of "ALLAH"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Bazam-e-Yaaran Se Dil Ab Uth Sa Gaya Hai

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:35 AM PST

Bazam-e-Yaaran Se Dil Ab Uth Sa Gaya Hai

"""FARAZ"""

Chal Phir Se TanhaiYon Ki Nagri AaBaad Kartey Hain…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - “Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka” “MÅQSÅD”Aik Hi

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:33 AM PST

"Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka"
"MÅQSÅD"Aik Hi Hota Hai"
" dost "
"Khud Chahay Kitna Bhi"
"BEWAFA Ho"

"Talash Hmesha WAFADAR Ki Karta Hai…….....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Waqt K Sath Badalny Ka Hunar To Her Koi

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:31 AM PST

Waqt K Sath Badalny Ka Hunar To Her Koi Rakhta Hai…

.*"'faraz'"*.

Maza To Tab Hai Waqt Badal Jaye Per Insan Na Badlay…!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Is dil mai teri yad k jalte to hain char

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:29 AM PST

Is dil mai teri yad k jalte to hain charagh,

"FARAZ"

mana k in ki roshni tujh pe ayan nhe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tooty Huay “Dil” mein Rehnay ki Koshish

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:28 AM PST

Tooty Huay
"Dil" mein Rehnay ki Koshish Na kar "FARAZ" . . .

Sookhay Huay
"Darakht" pe
"Prinday" Basaira Nahi Kartay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - :!!!…..Bohat sey raastey aatey hain mere

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:27 AM PST

:!!!…..Bohat sey raastey aatey hain mere dil ki taraf,

Raah-e- khuloos sey aana Fasla kam parrey ga…!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Åward øf 2011 _!_ <( )> )|( !!!!!! Mu

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:27 AM PST

Åward øf
2011 _!_
<( )> )|( !!!!!!
MußÅRÅK HØ
ÅCHE sMs Krne
Pr ÅpKø
ÅWÅRD OF ßEST sMs
2011
Dia jata hy

Ye SMS Mujhe Aya Tha Socha Apko Sab ko Bata don!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ishq Se Mili Hain Jø Tanhaiyan Hamain,

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:23 AM PST

Ishq Se Mili Hain Jø Tanhaiyan Hamain,

Kese Un Ka Dard Bayan Karen ge

Ek Se Hi Muhabat Itni Kar li Hum Ne,

Ab Auron Se Muhabbat Kia Karen gE.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ” kab tak d¡L k aa¡ne ma¡n mera aks chup

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:22 AM PST

" kab tak d¡L k aa¡ne ma¡n mera aks chupaoge,"

Kab tak rahoge khafa kabh¡ to maan jaoge. "

Mujhe bhooLne k¡ chah ma¡n kah¡n khud ko na bhuLa dena,

" D¡L k sabh¡ raston ma¡n s¡rf mujhe h¡ paoge.

" Mera aks tumhar¡ ankhon ma¡n har paL jh¡Lm¡Lata ha¡,"

Dosti k¡ haQeeQat ko kab tak jhutLaoge."

Rasm-e-dun¡ya h¡ samajh k kabh¡ to ¡zhar kar dena,"

Yeh Lamhe rooth gaye to umar bhar pachtaoge.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chal

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 09:29 PM PST

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo

es se app ke ezat nai barte balke

kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain......

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Never Say I Failed 100 Times Say That

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:32 PM PST

Never Say I Failed 100 Times

Say That, I Discoverd 100 Ways That Can Cause Failure

-THOMAS EDISON

Moral-Fail Ho Jana, Par Galti Mat Manna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Constable-Sir, Maine Sharab Se Bhara Hua

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:31 PM PST

Constable-Sir, Maine Sharab Se Bhara Hua Truck Pakda Hai

Officer-Good, Very Good. Aab Ek Truck Sode Ka Aur 1 Truck Namkeen Ka Bhi Pakdo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - New Style Of Propose- Dekho Main Nahi C

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:29 PM PST

New Style Of Propose-
Dekho Main Nahi Chahta
Ki Mera Ladka Bada Ho Ke Tumhari Ladki Ko Chede
Tum Ha Bolo To
Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Wife-Jab Tum Desi Pite ho to Mujhe Paro

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:26 PM PST

Wife-Jab Tum Desi Pite ho to Mujhe Paro kehte ho, Beer Pite ho Darling kehte ho, Par Aaj Bhootni kyon.?
Husb:-Aaj Maine Sprite Pi hai, 'Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas'.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:22 PM PST

Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfriend &

what about TOPPERS?

A HOT Teacher jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte hain......Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Pyaar hua ikrar hua he Pyaar Se Phir Q

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:33 PM PST

Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL

Q Na Dare DiL

Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Teacher to SANTA Tumne Home work Q nh

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:32 PM PST

Teacher to SANTA

Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
.

Deadly Answr Given By

SANTA-Sir Qki

Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Wotz The Similarity Between Sun &amp; Wife??

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:32 PM PST

Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??
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Socho
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Yahi Ky
Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha Kar Nahin Dekha Ja Sakta Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Wo konsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:32 PM PST

Wo konsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rahti he?

Nhi pata?

Ans:

Garam Masala

Dekha Genius Hu par Kabhi ghamand nhi kiya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Pati Patni Me Jhagda Khatam Hone k baad

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:32 PM PST

Pati Patni Me Jhagda Khatam Hone k baad Patni-Chalo khatam karte he mai apni Galti man leti hu lekin tum inta kaho ki meri koi Galti Nahi thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Do Gadhe Maidan me khade the 1St to 2nd

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:31 PM PST

Do Gadhe Maidan me khade the
1St to 2nd- Kya tum pagal Gadhe wali bimasi se pareshan ho
2nd Gadha-Nai mai pareshan nai hu Kyuki Mai Ghodha Hu.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Do Sarabi Baat kar rahe the 1st Sarabi-

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:31 PM PST

Do Sarabi Baat kar rahe the
1st Sarabi-Mere bache Raat 12 baje tak Sadko pe Bhagte firte hai
2nd-Aisa Kyu
1st-Wo mujhe talashte rehte hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes. BOY

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:31 PM PST

Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies.
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Ay Barish K Nanay Qatro Us K Chehre K

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PST

Ay Barish K Nanay Qatro

Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena

Us K Galon Ko Chum Lena

Us K Hatho Ko Bosa Dena

Aur Kehna

Kabhi Khud Bhi Naha Liya Karo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi aeDOS

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PST

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi

aeDOSTO
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Unhein Ek Baar Shak Para Tha Ke

Mujhe Raat Ko Larkiyan Fone Karti Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - AFRIDI's Daughter While Watching Tv: Mu

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PST

AFRIDI's Daughter While Watching Tv:
Mummy Mummy,
Dekho Papa Six Pe Six Maar Rahe Hain.

Afridis WIFE: Beta Theek Sey Dekho,
Pepsi Ka Ishtehar Hoga... ;-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 2 Type Ki Girls K Pichhe Na Bhago 1-J

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PST

2 Type Ki Girls K Pichhe Na Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K

Wo Tujko Kabhi Nai Milegi.

2-Jiske Pichhe Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Na Pati Wo Tumse Kia Pate gi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rak K Ghamz

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PST

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rak
K Ghamzada Baita Hua Tha..

Dost Aa K Sath Bait Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Huay Glass Utha K Aik He Ghoont Mae Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Suna Jigar Q Udas Hy?

Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hy
Subha Bv Se Jhagra Ho Gaya,
Rastay Mae Gari Kharab Ho Gae Daftar
Late Puhancha Boss Ne Nokri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kar Chali Gae,


Khudkushi K Leay Zeher Penay Laga Tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din He Bura Hy.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life.. !

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 06:12 AM PST

3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch n
3. Dinner!!!;-)
har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Taare apka bistar sajaye chaand apko

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:43 AM PST

Taare apka bistar sajaye

chaand apko lori sunaye
ek dua h khuda se ki,aaj

aap jo bhi achaa sapna dekhe woh hakikat ho jaye
Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mera Wajud Meri Mohabat Se Hai Muze G

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:23 AM PST

Mera Wajud Meri Mohabat Se Hai

Muze Gurur Meri Mohabat Pe Hai

Muze Chahte Honge Or B Bahot Log

Magar Mujhe Mohabbat Apni Mohabbat Se Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes
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