Friday, March 11, 2011

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Current Affairs SMS - Muni nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:02 PM PST

Muni nahane gai
kapre utare
darwaza baja
boli=KAUN?

Jawb aya=POSTMAN

Kapre pehen k letter lia

phir nahane gai kapre utarey
darwaza bja
boli=KAUN?

Jawab aya=DHOBI

Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai
kapre utare
darwza bja
phir boli=KON?

Jwab aya=shabeer
parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy

muni ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti
aise he chali gai
darwza khola
shabeer ne mithai di

muni=kis khushi me

shabeer=mri Aankhain theek ho gai hain

or is tarha muni badnam hoi.......
Ab pata chala k munni q badnam howe Is leye kehta tha k koi dekhy na dekhy shabeer to dekhyga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:02 PM PST

Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, " Dosto"

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai...!!!:-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Life Mai Paisa Payar Dost Izzat

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:02 PM PST

Life Mai =Paisa=Payar=Dost=Izzat
Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein

Par
Tootay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate
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Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or sms krte rha kro.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - A man loved his Wife sincerely

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:02 PM PST

A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female...
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For more jokes, stay in touch with me!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - 1 Martba 1 Ground Me Barish K Liye DUA Ki Jani Thi

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:01 PM PST

Great ~ msg
1 Martba 1 Ground Me Barish K Liye DUA Ki Jani Thi

Sb Log Ahista Ahista Ground Me Jama Hone Lage

1 Bacha Ground Me Chatri Lekr Dakhil Hua
Sb Use Dekh Kr Heran Hoe 1 Shakhs Ne Pucha
Beta Ye Chatri q Laye Ho?
Bache Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha
"Jis Khuda Se Mangne AyHo Kya UsPr Itna b Yaqen Nhi".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:01 PM PST

1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha
12 baje usne bete se kaha dekho suraj duba?
Nhi aba
3 baje:duba kya?
Nhi
4 baje:suraj duba?
nhi

Ay Aj Mainu Le k E dube ga/ iG....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl-Muje aise PROPOSE kro jaise ajtak k

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:03 PM PST

Girl-Muje aise PROPOSE kro jaise ajtak kisine n kiya ho.Boy-Kutti,Kmini, I L U Mujse SHADi krke muje TABAH krde Nagin, Ab to HA kr de dayan.?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai, Y

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:02 PM PST

Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,
Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,
'Yaad' to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me,
'Tanha' kar jaati hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:01 PM PST

Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena Gum Ke Aas

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:56 PM PST

Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena
Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na
Dena
Yeh Zindagi Na jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
Magar Ye Pyari Si relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya Kh

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:55 PM PST

GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya
Khaali Bartan Me Spoon Firaane Laga..

Judge Ne Us Se Pucha-
Kya Bana Rahe Ho?

GOLU Bola-

ULLU
-SOHAIL
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane G

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:54 PM PST

GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya
Bahar Aake Bola-
Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chal

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:53 PM PST

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chala gaya or dosri taraf se nikal k pasina pochte hue bola-yeh kaun se road tha jis me itne sare SPEED BREAKER the....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Machar se admi bola -"Din me bhi kat rhe

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:51 PM PST

Machar se admi bola -"Din me bhi kat rhe ho." Machr -"kya kru ghar me maa baap bimar hai, bhen jawan hai or ladke walo ne 1 litar khun dahej me manga h....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Tere Bin Yaade Bahut Tadpati Hai Tu L

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:49 PM PST

Tere Bin Yaade Bahut Tadpati Hai

Tu Laut Ke Aaja Ye Batati Hai

Tu Gaya Mujhe Chhor Ke Jis Raat Me
Aaj Bhi Us Raat Ki Neende Mujhe Satati Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Totally Pj: Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:48 PM PST

Totally Pj:
Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz colour aata tha.

Kyu?
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Qki

uski mehnat 'RANG' lati thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Ye Sms Sab Kaam Hone Ke Baadme Pa

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:40 AM PST

Ye
Sms
Sab
Kaam
Hone
Ke
Baadme
Padhna
Is
Sms
Me
Kuchh
Bhi
Nahi
Hai
Fhirbhi
Tum
Is
Sms
Ko
Padh
Rahe
Ho
Maine
Ye
Sms
Bus
Aaisehi
Time
Paas
Ke
Liye
Likha
Tha.
Aur
Tumhe
Bhej
Diya.
Ab
Tum
Soch
Rahe
Ho
Ki
Ye
Sms
Kab
Khatam
Hoga?
Main
Bataa
Deta
Hoon
Is
Sms
Ko
Padhna
Band
Kardo.
Kyoki
Ye
Sms
Khatam
Hone
Me
Bahut
Time
Lagega.
Ab
Tumhe
Gussa
Aa
Raha
Hoga
Ki
Ye
Sms
Maine
Kyu
Padha?
Lekin
Tumhe
Padhne
Me
Itna
Time
Laga
To,
Mujhe
Ye
Message
Banane
Me
Kitna
Time
Laga
HOGA....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - MARIJ Milte pr DAWA Nhi MILTI DAWA A

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:21 AM PST

MARIJ Milte pr
DAWA Nhi MILTI

DAWA Agar Mile To SHIFA Nhi MILTI.

Main Saari DUNIYA Dhund Aaya Hu
aeSOHAIL

HUSN Wale To MILTE pr WAFA Nhi MILTI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Kambal or Razai ko kro Maaf, Cooler or A

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:19 AM PST

Kambal or Razai ko kro Maaf, Cooler or A.C kar Lo saaf, Apne Nature Me rakho NARMI, Hamari Tarafse Aapko HAPPY-GARMI:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Jite Ji Hum To Tere Ho NA Paye aeSANAM

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:17 AM PST

Jite Ji Hum To Tere Ho NA Paye
aeSANAM
Shayad Maut Hi Mila De Hm Ko Tumse
Par Darte HE Kahi Us Waqt Bhi
Aankhe Pher Naa Lo Tum Hum Se....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dek

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:16 AM PST

Ek Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha
Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola-
'Jalte Raho Beta,
Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - " Itna " bhi " HUM " " se "*" NARAAZ "*

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:15 AM PST

" Itna " bhi " HUM " " se "*" NARAAZ "* "Mat " hua " karo " Dost

" Bad kismat " " hain " hum " " Magar "*" BEWAFA "*" nahi " .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Delivry K Waqt Lady-God Ladka Man-God

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:11 AM PST

Delivry K Waqt
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Delivry K Waqt Lady-God Ladka Man-God

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:11 AM PST

Delivry K Waqt
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Dur na jaya karo dil tadap jata h Apke

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:09 AM PST

Dur na jaya karo dil tadap jata h
Apke hi kayal me din guzar jata h
Aaj pucha hai dilne 1sawal Unse
kya dur rehkar Unko b hmara khayal ata hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Unki Kismat Ka B Kaisa Sitara Hoga Jink

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:06 AM PST

Unki Kismat Ka B Kaisa Sitara Hoga
Jinko Meri Tarah Taqdir Ne Mara Hoga
Kinare Pe Baithe Log ye Kya Janae
Dubne Wale Ne KIS-KIS Ko Pukara Hoga....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Wo khafa he humse to khafa hi rehne do,

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:04 AM PST

Wo khafa he humse to khafa hi rehne do,

humko unka gunahgaar hi rehne do,

wo samjhte he ki humne chhod diya unko,

baat to jhoot he magar sach hi rehne do,

muddato mangi he khuda se khushiyan unki,

jo aata he ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do,

unki shart he ki me Bewafa banu,

agar khushi mile unko to muje bewafa hi rehne do,

Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apne zakham,

abhi khamosh he hum khamosh hi rehne do.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Us Raat Humne Kuch Khaya B Nahi Tha Usk

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:03 AM PST

Us Raat Humne Kuch Khaya B Nahi Tha
Uske Jaisa Koi Zindgi Me Aya B Nai Tha
Hum Use Bewafa Q Kahe

Usne Shayad Hume
Dil Me Basaya Hi Nahi Tha.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Cheenkhna chaha to dunya ka khayal aata

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 05:00 AM PST

Cheenkhna chaha to dunya ka khayal aata raha,
Chup raha to har ghadi khamoshiya dasti rahin.
Band aankho me thhe kitne dil nashin manzar magar,
Khul gayi aankhe to phir bedaariyan dasti rahin.
Kya yahi tabeer thi ae dost hamare khwab ki,
Bediya tooti magar aazadiyan dasti rahin.
!p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Pattharo ko DIL ka haal sunane chala hu

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:58 AM PST

Pattharo ko DIL ka haal sunane chala hu.

Ruthi hui kismat ko manane chala hu.

Nakam hasraton ka janaza uthaye hue,
Me unse wafa nibhane chala hu.


Woh bewafa na the,
Main badnasib tha,
Yeh baat zamane ko batane chala hu.

Sawan ki ghatao Tum kal umadna,
Aaj to main aansu bahane chala hu.

Jaha banaya tha kal maine aashiyana.

Aaj usi shaakh ko jalane chala hu.

Meri shayri kisi ka DIL na dukha de,
Isliye tanhai ko apni gazal sunane chala hu.

-SOHAIL
EK TANHA DIL....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Sochte the Humne kya kismat payi, Kyunk

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:55 AM PST

Sochte the Humne kya kismat payi,
Kyunki usne sath Nibhane ki kasam khai,
Aankho Me Aaya Pani tab Mehsus Hua,
Vo Nahi Unki Yado Ne Rasam Nibhai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - APKI DOSTI HUMARI KAHANI HAI YE KAHANI

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:54 AM PST

APKI DOSTI HUMARI KAHANI HAI
YE KAHANI IS WAQT KI MEHERBANI HAI
HAMARE MAUT KA TO PATA NAHI
PAR HAMARI ZINDAGI sirf APKI DOSTI KI divani HAI...mis u....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Besak Thoda Intezar Mila Hamko, Par Duni

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:53 AM PST

Besak Thoda Intezar Mila Hamko, Par Duniya Ka Sabse Hasi Dost Mila Hamko, Na Rahi Tamnna Kisi Jannat Ki, Apki Dosti Me Vo Pyar Mila Hamko...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - 2 SAWALON K Jawab Do Q1: Agr MOHABBAT

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:52 AM PST

2 SAWALON
K Jawab Do
Q1: Agr
MOHABBAT
Bazar Me Bikti To Aap Kitni Bar Kharidte.?

Q2: PHOOL
Khushbu K Liye Toda Jata Hai Lekin
DIL
Kis Liye
Toda Jata Hai..?

Reply....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Bina Pukare Hume Saath Paoge,Karo Wada K

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:50 AM PST

Bina Pukare Hume Saath Paoge,Karo Wada K Dosti Aap B Nibaoge,Matlab Ye Nhi K Roz Yad Karna..Bas Yad Rakhna Us Waqt Jab Akele 2 Chocolate Khaoge...!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - NA HUM BHULE HE NA AP BHUL PAENGE Gardi

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:49 AM PST

NA HUM BHULE HE NA AP BHUL PAENGE
Gardish Me Hum Bhi Nazar Aayenge
MUMKIN NAHI HAR MOD PE MILNA
Par Aapse Dosti Umar Bhar Nibhaenge....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - KAB DIL USKI YAAD MEIN CHOOR NAHI HOTA,

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 04:48 AM PST

KAB DIL USKI YAAD MEIN CHOOR NAHI HOTA,
KAB US SE MILNE KO DIL MAJBUR NAHI HOTA,
YEH SACCH HAI ZINDAGI MEIN DIL USI KA TUTA HAI,
JISKA KOI KASUR NAHI HOTA..
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - AeZindGi Apna B Dard Mujko Mere Razdar

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 02:12 AM PST

AeZindGi
Apna B Dard
Mujko Mere Razdar De
Kuch Apni Zindgi P Muje
Ikhtiyar De
Aisa N Ho K Kal Tu Mera 7th Chod De
Jitna Nibha Ske Utna Hi Muje Pyar De....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Cheenkhna chaha to dunya ka khayal aata

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 02:09 AM PST

Cheenkhna chaha to dunya ka khayal aata raha,
Chup raha to har ghadi khamoshiya dasti rahin.
Band aankho me thhe kitne dil nashin manzar magar,
Khul gayi aankhe to phir bedaariyan dasti rahin.
Kya yahi tabeer thi ae dost hamare khwab ki,
Bediya tooti magar aazadiyan dasti rahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Tumse dosti kch is trah nibhaynge, Haza

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 02:06 AM PST

Tumse dosti kch is trah nibhaynge,
Hazar bar ruthoge toh manaynge,
Man jana warna aisi dosti dikhyenge,
Ke log apse milne hospital me ayenge....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Marna To Ek Din Sab Ko He Bahut Jaldi H

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 02:05 AM PST

Marna To Ek Din Sab Ko He
Bahut Jaldi Hum Bhi Guzur Jayenge
Mohalt Di Agar Is Zindgi Ne
To Tera Sath Hum Zaroor Nibhaenge!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Haasil-E-Ishq Faqat(sirf( Dard Hai.. Ay

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 02:04 AM PST

Haasil-E-Ishq Faqat(sirf( Dard Hai..
Aye Kaash Pehle Hi Bata Deta Koi..
Taqdeer Nahin Thi Gar Aasmaan Choone ki..
Khaaq Mein Hi Mila Deta Koi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Darguzar uski har khata kr di humne U

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 02:02 AM PST

Darguzar uski har khata kr di humne

Uske haq me aaj phir dua kr di humne

1 lamha Bhi na Lga khone me usko

Jisko pane me har inteha kr di humne....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Dil se rota hu teri mohbbat ki aag mein.

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:56 AM PST

Dil se rota hu teri mohbbat ki aag mein. .

aeSOHAIL

mujhe Jannat mil jati agar
itne aansoo khuda ki ibadat mein laga leta. . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Q kehte ho kuch behtar ni hota such ye

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:54 AM PST

Q kehte ho kuch behtar ni hota
such ye h jaisa chaho waisa nahi hota
koi tumhara sath na de to gham na krna
khud se badhkar koi humsafar nahi hota....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Gareeb aadmi mandir/Masjid ke baahar BHE

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:52 AM PST

Gareeb aadmi mandir/Masjid ke baahar BHEEKH magta hai
Jb ki Crorepati aadmi mandir/Masjid ke aandar BHEEKH magta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - "Rab" Apke Saare Gam Ret par Likh de

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:51 AM PST

"Rab" Apke Saare Gam Ret par Likh de

Taki wo Hawa Se hi mit jaye

Or

khushiya Likhe Patther par taki Hawa to kya Use Baarish Bhi Na mita paye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Kash Ye Zindgi itni hasin Hoti hum chah

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:50 AM PST

Kash Ye Zindgi itni hasin Hoti
hum chahte or Manzil karib Hoti
Kehne ko to sab apne hai
Kash koi aisa hota
Jise Humare dard se takleef hoti....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nhi Hota, Kauwo

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:50 AM PST

Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nhi Hota,


Kauwo Me Koi Mor Nhi Hota,


Library Me Koi Shor Nhi Hota

,
or HmSe Jo Kare Dosti Wo Kabhi Bor Nhi Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - #\)"""() ##\'o' ) ###\(") ####\). Hi

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 06:22 PM PST

#\)"""()
##\'o' )
###\(")
####\).
Hiding in
A Little corner..
Dont want 2 disturb U... Just came to wish u gud morng....Read More SMS/Jokes
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