Wednesday, March 23, 2011

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Lesson from 3 Idiots

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 10:51 PM PDT

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - When snake is alive

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 10:50 PM PDT

When snake is alive, it eats ants.Bt when it dies,Ants eat it
Time can turn at any time,so dont neglect anyone in life & respect evry body by heart.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Chhat kya giri mere kache makan ki ae

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:39 PM PDT

Chhat kya giri mere kache makan ki

aeDOSTO

Logo ne aane-jane ka rasta bana diya,,,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hum to intekhab karte-karte mar jayenge.

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:38 PM PDT

Hum to intekhab karte-karte mar jayenge...

aeDOSTO

Koi to aaye meri zindagi me jo bewafa na ho.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Kisi ki kya majaal thi jo koi hum ko kar

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:37 PM PDT

Kisi ki kya majaal thi jo koi hum ko karid sakta...



hum to khud hi bik gaye kharidar dekh kar........Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Chand ka mizaz bhi aapke jaisa hai "a

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:35 PM PDT

Chand ka mizaz bhi aapke jaisa hai

"aeSANAM"



jab dekhne ki tamanna hoti he
nazar nahi aata.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Ab use roz na sochu to badan tut'ta he..

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:35 PM PDT

Ab use roz na sochu to badan tut'ta he....



Ek umar ho gayi he uski yaad ka nasha karte-karte....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Ye baat hum nahi humare ghar wale kehte

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:33 PM PDT

Ye baat hum nahi humare ghar wale kehte hai..,

"aeSANAM"



ke nind me bhi aksar hum apka naam liya karte hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aapki ek nigah se qatal hote he log...

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:24 PM PDT

Aapki ek nigah se qatal hote he log...


nazar bhar k humko b dekh lo
ke ye zindagi achi nahi lagti......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hum zamane me yuhi bewafa k nam se masho

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 04:21 PM PDT

Hum zamane me yuhi bewafa k nam se mashoor ho gaye...



Hazaro chahne wale the,
kis-kis se wafa karte......Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa's 60th B'day Banta-Ye Cake Pe bul

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:46 PM PDT

Santa's 60th B'day
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb kyo lagaya hai?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt ka bulb laga diya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sharabi SMS - Santa pek bannae k bhad BIWI se Bola le

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:46 PM PDT

Santa pek bannae k bhad BIWI se Bola le pi isse
BIWI: Chhe
Santa: Aur Nalayak tu Sochti hai ki mai roz aisa karta hu?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Aaj mere pass Mobile hai number hai

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:45 PM PDT

Aaj mere pass Mobile hai

number hai
battery hai

Balance hai
Tumhare pass kya hai
Hai koi Msg?
To bhejo
Agar nahi To Mobile becho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha.

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:45 PM PDT

Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha.

Banta: chhilka to utar de...

Santa: kya jarurat hai, mujhe pata hai ki andar KELA hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Aapki Khoobsurti se hum bhi SHARMINDA ha

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:44 PM PDT

Aapki Khoobsurti se hum bhi SHARMINDA hain

Kahin Bhul se bhi
Kabristan mat chale jana

Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Captain: Nau jawano aage bado Santa age

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:44 PM PDT

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve number pe....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa & Banta watching match Dhoni ne 6

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:44 PM PDT

Santa & Banta watching match
Dhoni ne 6 mari

Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nhi CRICKET me hota hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Arz Karta Hu... Aapke Chehre Par udasi

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:41 PM PDT

Arz Karta Hu...
Aapke Chehre Par udasi aur Ankho me Nami hai

Tata Nama Istemal Karo
Aap me aayo Din ki kami hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me Roti dubo

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:40 PM PDT

Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me Roti dubo k kaha rha tha
Waiter- Ye kaise khana kaha rhe ho?
Santa- Maine math ka teacher hu daal suppose kari hui hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga San

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:40 PM PDT

Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga
Santa-leking apke Makan me chuhe Nach rhe hai
Makan Malik-To 50 rs me Kya katrina nachegi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Roz logo se Pange honge Roz tere Ghar m

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:39 PM PDT

Roz logo se Pange honge
Roz tere Ghar me dange honge
Agar tu mujhe sms nahi bhejega to Yaad rakhna
tere 12 Bache honge aur sare Lafange honge....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:39 PM PDT

Dr to Santa
Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Smart Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane se Dawai Chammacha se Gir jati hai or
Fir zameen se Chaatni Padti hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - garmi Me Kulfi Ka Maza aata hai Thandi

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:39 PM PDT

garmi Me Kulfi Ka Maza aata hai
Thandi Me Coffe ka Maza aata hai
Hum waterwall ki trah SmS karte hai
Apka Munchipality K Pani Ki tarah Reply aata hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa: Dr saheb apne Nurse bahut achi ra

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:37 PM PDT

Santa: Dr saheb apne Nurse bahut achi rakhi hai
Uska Hath lagte hi maine teek ho gaya

Dr: janta hu thappad Ki awaz Mujhe b Suni di thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Dekho Mausam Kitna Suhaana Hai Thandi H

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 04:37 PM PDT

Dekho Mausam Kitna Suhaana Hai
Thandi Hawa Ka B zamana hai
Ek Do sms to Kardo
Kya Balance Sasuraal Lekar Jana hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa at Petrol Pump-Bhai 1 Rs ka Petrol

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Santa at Petrol Pump-Bhai 1 Rs ka Petrol dal
man Replied-Bhai itna dalva k kaha Jana hai?
S-jana kahan hai?
hum to aise hi Paise uda rahe he....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Take 1 Spoon Of Sugar & Put it in Your e

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Take 1 Spoon Of Sugar & Put it in Your eyes

Q ?

Are baba
For ur Swt Dream

It u want Spicy Dream
Try Mirchi Powder.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - U R SUPER U R Great U R Smart U

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:37 PM PDT

U R SUPER

U R Great

U R Smart

U R Inteligent

U R Cool

U R Special

U R SMS King

Jis KO b Mera Sms milta hai ye hi kahta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa=kaha ja rahe ho Banta=Police Stat

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - santa to Banta: Agar Neend Na aaye to k

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:36 PM PDT

santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?

Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena Bindas

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:35 PM PDT

Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna

Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to

kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Arz Karta Hu... Aap hamare dil me base

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:35 PM PDT

Arz Karta Hu...
Aap hamare dil me base ho.

. . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho...
Wah wah
Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - SANTA: Circut ye Dr Log operation se peh

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:35 PM PDT

SANTA: Circut ye Dr Log operation se pehale patient ko Behosh Q karte hai?

BANTA: Simple hai Bhai taki Patient Operation Sikh gaya to?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - She is Hot! She is Sweet! She Always n

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:34 PM PDT

She is Hot!
She is Sweet!
She Always need a Lip for Kiss
Whole World is mad for her
Who is She?

"Coffe"
Don't Miss it
Good Morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Meri zindagi per DOST ek ehsan kr do 1

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:34 PM PDT

Meri zindagi per DOST ek ehsan kr do
1 benaam sa rishta mere naam kar do
1 subah ko milo aur shaam kr do,
Or sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam kr do.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Paglo ki 4 nishaniya.. 1- RIGHT hand me

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:33 PM PDT

Paglo ki 4 nishaniya..
1- RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna...
2- Anguthe se button dabana
3-Msg padh kar muskurana.
4- Phir sochenge kis ko forwrd karu....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta y

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:33 PM PDT

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Santa-ApNe khud hi To Kaha tha k Ghar Aate huye cheeni Lete Aana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:33 PM PDT

A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?

I said million dollar

Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News- G

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:32 PM PDT

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-
Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Bikari- Saab Parivar se Dur hu Milne k

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:31 PM PDT

Bikari- Saab Parivar se Dur hu
Milne k liye 140rs ki jarurat hai

Seth- Kaha hai tera parivar?

Bhikari- Samne PVR me Film dekh rha hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Golu: Wht is d name of ur car? Ruhi: It

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:31 PM PDT

Golu: Wht is d name of ur car?
Ruhi: It starts with T
Golu: Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaari gaadi to petrol se start hoti....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Golu: Wht is d name of ur car? Ruhi: It

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Golu: Wht is d name of ur car?
Ruhi: It starts with T
Golu: Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Jinn:Hukm aka? Man:gharse dubai tak roa

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Jinn:Hukm aka?
Man:gharse dubai tak road banao
Jinn:Muskil hai,aur koi kam?
Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao.
Jinn:Road single banani hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho santa

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho

santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho

wife:mai to maa Banne wali hu

Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Emotion Shayari. Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maks

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT

Emotion Shayari.
Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana.

Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana..

A for Apple

B for Banana..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Message pe message bhejte ho,bhej bhej k

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT

Message pe message bhejte ho,bhej bhej ke bheja kharab krte ho,bhejte ho to kya bhejte ho,aap ka bheja to chalta nahi,dusre ka bheja bhejte ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Mountain dew ka new ad: Cum, lets do

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PDT

Mountain dew ka new ad:

Cum, lets do sumthin dangerus
.

.

.

.

.

lets sit & study,. frm- (^_^)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PDT

SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi,
na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi
FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?
SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Kiss SMS - Sweetest kiss-On the 4head Loveliest ki

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PDT

Sweetest kiss-On the 4head
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks
Most romantic kiss- On the lips
N the hottest kiss
?

?

On d bike's silencer!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Din me chand sitare acche nahi lagte ab

Posted: 21 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PDT

Din me chand sitare acche nahi lagte
ab duniya ke ye nazare acche nahi lagte koi Apke Ammi Abbu se kah de ki

.
Ab aap koware acche nahi lagte....Read More SMS/Jokes
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