Saturday, March 12, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Adult SMS Jokes - Muje apne husband se talaq chahiye

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 04:36 PM PST

1 girl wakeel se:
Muje apne husband se talaq chahiye.
Wakeel: Magr wo to kabaddi champion he
Girl: ye hi to masla he, kamina rat ko hath lga kr bhag jata hay......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 1 Kafir Teacher Clas k Bachon se

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 04:35 PM PST

1 Kafir Teacher Clas k Bachon se :"Bacho! Ap ko mein nazar aa rha hon?"

Bachay :"G Han"

Kafir Teacher :
"mein ap k samne khara hn is liye nazar aa rha hn. Kia ap ko ALLAH nazar aa rha hy.?"

Bachay:"Nhi"

Tab teacher ne kaha :"Hota to nazar ata"

Un mein se ek Muslim Bachay ko Gussa aya r us ne kaha :
"Bacho ! Ap ko Ustad sahb k Aqal nazar aa rhi hy??"

Bachon ne kaha:
"nhi"

Musliman bachay ne kaha:
"Hoti to nazar ati"

Subhan Allah.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 04:34 PM PST

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!

Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti

Geo Ustad......Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Dh0bi kA KuttA nA GhAr kA nA GhAt kA

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 04:34 PM PST

TeAchEr: Dh0bi kA KuttA nA GhAr kA nA GhAt kA..
GiVE An ExAMpLE 4 ThiS..

STudEnT:
SaNiA mirza kA BaChA nA IndiA kA nA PakiSTAN kA.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Best of Iqbal

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 04:34 PM PST

"Best of Iqbal"

Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty,

Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty,

Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko us Par yaqeen Nahi,

Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kehty kehty,

Tofeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki,

Aur Chup Hoa Moazan Aazaan kehty kehty,

Kisi kafir Ne jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Maheena,

Sharam se pani hoa Main Ramzan kehty kehty,

Mere SHELF Main Gard se Atki kitaab ka Jo Poocha,

Main Garh Gya Zameen Main Quran kehty kehty,

Ye sun k Chup sadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne,

Yoon laga jese ruk gaya ho mujhay Hewaan kehty kehty......Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Tere Mast Mast 2 nain Mere Dil

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 04:33 PM PST

Teacher: Active v0ice & passive v0ice k exmple do
Stdnt: (A.V) "Tere Mast Mast 2 nain mre dil ka ly gye chain"
P.V:"Mre Dil ka ly gye chain tre mast mast 2 Nain,....Read More SMS/Jokes
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