Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Missing You SMS - I Miss You Dil Se

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 08:06 AM PDT

=> Adab DIL se.

=> Arzoo DIL se.

=> Tamnna DIL se.

=> Muhabat DIL se.

=> Chahat DIL se.

=> Kushi DIL se.

=> Dua DIL se.

=> Miss u DIL se.

=> Like u DIL se.

=> Tumharey lye sub kuch DIL se..

=> Ek bar tum b Kaho.
".. I Miss You .."

=> Mager Dil Se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Sab Se Nice Sms Hamare

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 08:04 AM PDT

Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge

Or Apki Ankhon main Hasin Nazare honge

Qayamat k Din jab Apka Mobile check kiya jayega

To Sab Se Nice Sms Hamare honge!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Formula Of Success

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 06:59 AM PDT

The Most Important

Single Ingredient

In The

Formula Of Success

Is Knowing

How To

Get Along With People. =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Life Is Mostly Froth & Bubble

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 05:58 AM PDT

Life Is Mostly Froth And Bubble

But

Two Things Stands As Stone

Kindness in Others Trouble

And

Courage In Your Own.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 04:57 AM PDT

One Good News
One Bad News

Good News: Jumma Bazar Me 1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=Only. =P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 03:56 AM PDT

Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?

Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main

Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,

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Bas Kar Mere "BAAP". :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Jab Light Jati Hai To

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 02:46 AM PDT

Reply Must...


Jab Light Jati Hai To
Mounh Se Sab Se Pehla Lafz Kya Nikalta Hai?





Send Aur Friends And Get Funny Replies But 1st Reply Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Small Dot Can Stop Sentence

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 01:53 AM PDT

Even A Small Dot Can Stop A Big Sentence.

But,

Few More Dots Can Give A Continuity...

Amazing But True.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - People Will Love You More

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 01:51 AM PDT

Hate, But Love More...

Argue, But Agree More...

Talk, But Listen More...

Punish, But Forgive More...

Then People Will Love U More.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan England Mai Club Gaya

Posted: 20 Apr 2010 12:48 AM PDT

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,

Dance Karny K Bad Bola,

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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Monday, April 19, 2010

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Boys vs Girls SMS - True Love is Rare

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 12:17 PM PDT

Boy Was Following a Girl.

Girl: Why are you following Me?

Boy: You are very pretty and I think I'm in Love With You!

Girl: But you have not met my Friend yet.
She is Prettier than Me and is right behind you.

Boy Looks: There's no 1.

Girl: If You really loved Me. You Wouldn't have looked Behind.

MORAL: True Love is Rare.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mujhey Apna Batana Tum

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 12:06 PM PDT

Ager Tumse koi Merey Baray Main Poochey To



Faqat Itni Si Khwahish Hai, Mujhey Apna Batana Tum.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Talent vs Intelligence

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:59 AM PDT

What is Talent and What is Intelligence?


Walking on a Tight Rope over Niagara Falls is Talent.


Not Trying Such a Thing is Called Intelligence. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:55 AM PDT

1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

Reply Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Jaldi Sms Karo Warna

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:52 AM PDT

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Tring... Tring...

Yaad Dilane Aaya Hon.

Aapke sms Nahi Aa Rahy Hain!

Sms Karo Warna Ghanti Kharab Kar k Bhag Jaon Ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - DEGREE Without BRAIN

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:39 AM PDT

A Thermometer is Not the Only The Thing

That Gets a "DEGREE" Without Having a "BRAIN".


A Silent Msg For All Students. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - IPL Main Na Khilaaya

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 11:31 AM PDT

I.P.L. Main Humain Na Khilaaya.

Aur SANIA ko Apny Haathon Se Ganwaaya.

Khush Ker Diya Ek SIALKOTI Ne.

Jis Ne Saarey INDIA ko Humaara SAALA Banaya.

GEO MALIK.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 10:27 AM PDT

Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.

Sunder Ban'na Hai To Khoob Rootho,

Because.

Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tere Chehre Ko Log

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 09:18 AM PDT

Tere Chehre Ko Bohat Log Kunwal Kehte Hain

Marmari Jism Ko Sab Taj-Mahal Kehte Hain.

Tu Hama-waqt Tasawwur Mein Hai Jalwa Numan

Hum Tujhe Samne Behtha Ke Ghazal Kehte Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Love with a Boy

Posted: 19 Apr 2010 08:16 AM PDT

Girl: Mom, I am in Love with a Boy.

Mom Shocked: How Old is the Boy and What is he Doing?




Girl: Three Months and Kicking Happily in my Stomach. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

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English Funny SMS - Update My Facebook Status

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 07:54 AM PDT

A Prisoner Was About to be Executed.

Just Before his Execution the Officer
Asked him About his any Last Request.

He Said:

I want to Update My Facebook Status. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Ab Kya Kiya Jaye?

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 06:52 AM PDT

Suno

Ab Kya Kiya Jaye?

Tere Baad

Meri Zindagi Bhi

Mujh Se Alehdgi Chahti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Noor Jahan ki Wafaat

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 05:36 AM PDT

Noor Jahan ki Wafaat K Bad Is Baar

Jang ki Soorat Main Milli Naghmay Naseebo Laal Gae Gi.

"Aye Watan K Sajeelay GUJJRO,

Dushman ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Do." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Mujhe Allah Pe Yaqeen Hai

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 04:25 AM PDT

Mujhe Allah Pe To Yaqeen Hai
K Woh Meri Dua Zaror Qabool Farmaye Ga.

Magar

Mujhe Khud pe Yaqeen Nahi
K Main Qabooliat k Laaiq Hon Bhi Ya Nahi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Phool Se Mukhtalif Larki

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 03:19 AM PDT

Ye Larki To Phool Se Mukhtalif Hai
Aadhi Mohabbat Mere Saamne
Or Aadhi Mohabbat Mujhse Chup K Karti Hai.

Aadhi Raat ko Aadhe Chaand Se
Baten Karti Rehti Hai.

Wo baten jo Mujhse Karte
Uske hont or Uski Saansen Ruk Jati Hain.
Uski Palkain Jhuk Jati Hain

Aadhi Raat ko Takiye K Neeche
Rakhi Meri Tasveer Ko Dekhti Rehti Hai.

Phir Khud Se Sharma Kar
Takiye Mai Mun Chuppa Kar Dair Tak Hansti Rehti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kaali Kaali Aankhon Ne

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 02:12 AM PDT

Jab Kaali Kaali Aankhon Ne

Do Nirmal Nirmal Ashkon Ne

Do Komal Komal Pholon Ko

Shadaab Kiya

Is Waqt Mujhe

Is Dil Ne Bohat Betaab Kiya

Aur Maine Apni Aankhon Main

Un Aankhon Ko Aabaad Kya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Nowadays Child in Washroom

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 01:07 AM PDT

Nowadays Child in Washroom.

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Mom!
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Mom: Han Beta Bolo!

Child: Mujhe Constipation Ho Gaya Hai.

Zara Facebook Pe Status To Set Kar Dain! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Majbooriyan Kahen ya Sadgi

Posted: 18 Apr 2010 12:03 AM PDT

Majbooriyan Kahen K Isay Saadgi Kahen.


Jisne Bhi Hans k Baat Ki Hum Sath Ho Liye!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Why R U Under Tension?

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 11:59 PM PDT

Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension?
Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID or Calculator?

Student: No Sir!



By mistake I brought Tomorrow Exam's Chit Today. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Mujhse Bichar Kar Roya Nhi

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 10:58 PM PDT

Woh Mujhse Bichar Kar Ab Tak Roya Nahi.


Koi to Hai Humdard Jo Usay Rony Nahi Deta.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Saturday, April 17, 2010

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Urdu Poetry SMS - Kitna Ajeeb Zindagi ka Safar

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:26 AM PDT

Kitna Ajeeb Zindagi ka Safar Nikla,

Saray Jahan ka Dard Apna Muqadar Nikla,

Jis k Naam apni Zindagi ka Hr Lamha kr Diya,

Wohi Hamari Chaht Se Be-khabr Nikla.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Let See How Is Your Math

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:23 AM PDT

A Boy Forgot His Pin-Code Which Was Of 5 Digits,
But Luckily He Remembered Some Hints How To 2 Remind That Password,
Here Are Those Clues.

1.First Digit Is Equal To The Square Of Second Digit

2.Second Plus 3rd Digit Are Equal To 10

3.4th Digit Equal To The 2nd Digit Plus 1

4.5th Plus 3rd Digit Make 14

5.Sum Of All The Five Digit Make 30.

Find The Pin Code
Let See How Is Your Math...?
Reply is must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - LEGS To Kick You

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:20 AM PDT

EYES: To Look at You.

HANDS: To Pray 4 You.

MIND: To Care 4 You.

HEART: To Miss You.


And

LEGS:

To Kick You if You Forget Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - APNA Samjho to SMS Karo

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:19 AM PDT

ISHQ ko ISHQ Samjho to Pyar karo

DARD ko DARD Samjho to MOHBAT karo

WADE ko WADA Samjho to PURA karo

Aur HAM ko APNA Samjho to SMS karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - I've Learned That

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:17 AM PDT

I've Learned:
I came alone and I've to Go Alone.

I've Learned:
People are with You only When they need you, not otherwise.

I've Learned:
Extra care of anyone by you will Ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation.

I've Learned:
A simple LIE of Your close one can break you more than anything.

I've Learned:
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support You.

ULTIMATELY I've Learned:
Help people but not up to the point beyond your dignity......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Reason of Broken Relations

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:12 AM PDT

I Thought You Were Busy,
So I didn't Wanna Disturb You.


This is The Main Reason Behind Most Broken Relations.

So,

Keep Disturbing Those Whom You Never Wanna Lose In Your Life.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - 16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 02:08 AM PDT

Passenger to Bus Driver: Tum Kitne Ghantay BUS main Rehte Ho?

Bus Driver: 24 Ghantay.

Pessenger Hairani Se: Woh Kaise?


Driver: 8 Ghantay is BUS Main.

Aur

16 Ghantay BV K BUS Main. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - A Very Touching Story

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 01:03 AM PDT

Touching Story:
Once there Was a Boy Who Loved a Girl
But that Girl only Hated him.

Boy asked the girl that he will change her Hatred to love &
He asked Girl that he will Stand in Front of her House Till Next 100 Days.

Storms and Rains came but the boy Didn't moved with the Passage of Days
That girl started falling in love with him on 99th day.
The Girl decided that she will say that she also Loves him.
With the rise of Sun of 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there.

She was worried then she found a paper on which it was written:

"Tere Chakar Main teri Parrosan Set ho gai hai." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Those Who love Their Boss

Posted: 17 Apr 2010 12:57 AM PDT

In Memory of all Those Who love Their Boss!

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead, she explains "I'm Afraid he Died Last Week".

The next day the man Calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the Wife replies, "He Died Last Week."

The next day he calls again and
Once more asks to speak to his boss,
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

He Replied Laughing, "I Just Love Hearing It" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Bikharti Zulf ki Parchaiyan

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 11:53 PM PDT

Bikharti Zulf ki Parchaiyan Mujhe De Do
Tum Apni Sham ki Tanhaiyan Mujhe De Do

Main Tumko Yaad Karun Aur Tum Chale Aao
Tum Apne Pyar ki Sachaiyan Mujhe De Do

Main Doob Jaun Tumhari Udaas Aankhon Mai
Tum Apne Dard ki Gehraiyan Mujhe De Do.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Friday, April 16, 2010

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Happy Marriage SMS - Kaash Aap Message Hote

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 11:59 AM PDT

Wife: Janu, Kaash Aap Message Hote,
Main Aapko Save Karti,
Jab Chahy Parhti.



Husband: Kanjus! Save He Kar K Rakhti
Ya Apni Kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jahaan Shikway Nahi Hotey

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 11:03 AM PDT

Giley Shikway Se Chahat Mein Kahin Koi Farq To Nahi Parta


Magar


Ek Baat Ye Bhi Hai


Jahaan Shikway Nahi Hotey Wahan Chahat Nahi Hoti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Khush-Haali Lanay Wali Cheezen

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 10:01 AM PDT

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali 7 Cheezain:

1. Quran Ki Tilaawat

2. Namaaz Ki Pabandi

3. ALLAH Ka Shukr Ada Karna

4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna

5. Gunahon Se Tauba

6. Azeezon Se Acha Sulook

7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen
Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.

( Achi bat phelana b Sadqa-e-Jaria hai )....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Us Shaks Se Kam Kam Milna

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 08:55 AM PDT

Phool Khil Jayen to Us Shaks Se Kam Kam Milna Mohsin.



Asay He Maosam Main Mohabat Pe Zawaal Aata hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Urtay Parindon Ko

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 08:53 AM PDT

Urtay Parindon Ko Koi Qaid Nahi Kar Sakta.

Faraz

Jo Apnay Hotay hain Wo Khud hi Lout Aatay Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 3 Sardar Raste Main

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 07:50 AM PDT

3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.

1st Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.

2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.

3rd Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
Agar Bhaga To Murga
Or
Agar Bhagi To Murgi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Apny Mizaj Se Waqif Hon

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 06:47 AM PDT

Apne Mizaj Se Main Khoob WAQIF Hon Mohsin.



Thory Logon Se Milta Hon Magar MUKHLIS Ho Kar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kon Kis Ko Kharab Karta Hai

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 05:41 AM PDT

BOYS Girls Ko Kharab Karte Hain?

Ya

GIRLS Boys Ko Kharab Karti Hain?

Reply With Example.

Sab Ko Send Karen.

Dekhen Kis K Liye Ziyada Votes Hain

Reply Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Pagal Nahi Reply Karte

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 04:38 AM PDT

Yaar Tumhary Paas Woh Wala Msg Hai Jis Main

Pagal Sirf "Nahi" Likh Kar Reply Karte Hain?

Reply.

Answer:
Hint: If someone Replies Nahi Then He is Mental. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - The Twittering Birds

Posted: 16 Apr 2010 03:34 AM PDT

The Twittering Birds, The Flowering Buds,
The Cool Bays The Shinning Rays,

Your Exquisite Smile, Your Glamorous Style,

Are The Things Which Are All Yours But Not Mine,
For Me My Only Absence Is That I Need Ur Presence.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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