Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Hindi Funny SMS - Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Posted: 01 Dec 2009 01:38 AM PST

Once A Pig fell in Love with a Chicken.

They both kissed each other.

Next day
Pig died of Bird Flu and Chicken died of Swine Flu.

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - After a Break Up

Posted: 01 Dec 2009 01:36 AM PST

THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.

Is that so. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - What is Qarz-e-Hasna

Posted: 01 Dec 2009 12:30 AM PST

Teacher: Qarz-e-Hasna Kisy Kehte hain?



Pathan: Jab Qarz Denay wala Paise Wapis Mangay,

Aur

Aarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hain. :-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - EID Khatam Ho Gai

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 11:31 PM PST

 E     I     D

  E    I    D

   E   I   D

    E  I  D

     E I D

      EID


     KHATAM. :-)


Ab Kaam Shuru Kardo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 11:28 PM PST

Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.

Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.

Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!

Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!

Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aashiq Majboor Aa

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 10:34 PM PST

Woh Kisi Aur K Sath Ghoomti Rahi Aur Main Chup Tha Faraz...

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Kyon K

Aashiq Majboor Aa.
Bhalay Kehrro V Kandhaar Hujay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 10:24 PM PST

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay



1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - When The Winds Blow

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 07:28 PM PST

When The Winds Of Change Blow...

Some People Build Walls

And

Others Windmills

Attitude Matters :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Naam Numbers Main

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 07:20 PM PST

Nice Question:
Pakistan ki Aisi city Batain Jis ka Naam Numbers Main Bhi Liya Ja Sakta hai?




Answer: Hazara....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna

Posted: 30 Nov 2009 05:26 PM PST

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TOPA KHARID LO SARDIYAN AAGAYI HAIN.


KYA SAMJHE
Tum To Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna.
Shoqeen Insan.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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