Thursday, December 10, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Nojawano K Liye Kaam

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 11:22 AM PST

Be-Rozgar Nojawano K Liye Ek Kaam Reh Gaya hai.

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Socho Kon Sa?

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Aur Socho

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3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - 2009 Draws To An End

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 11:16 AM PST

As the Year 2009 Draws To An End,
I Want To Thank The Special People,

Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You are One of them,

THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.

May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue To give U abundant Blessing & Happiness In The coming Year 2010!
Ameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Naya Saal Mubarak Ho

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:51 AM PST

Hazaron Duaon

Beshumar Wafaon

An-Ginat Mohabaton

Be-Panah Chahaton

or

Khushion k La-Zawal Khazane K Sath Aapko

Naya Saal Mubarak Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Wish You Happy New Year

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:51 AM PST

Can I stay here in Your INBOX &

Wait for "31/12/2009" "11:59:59" PM


So that I can Be The 1st Who wish You

A HAPPY NEW YEAR. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Best Wishes for 2010

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:49 AM PST

@========@
( "Happy")
( "New"  )
( "Year" )
@========@


With All My Best Wishes God Bless You and Your Family.

Good Luck.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Chalo Hum Dosti Kar Len

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 11:03 PM PST

"CHALO HUM DOSTI KR LAIN"

Saal k Ye Akhri Din hain,
Abhi kuch Dhoop hy Lekin,

Zara c dair ko Tay hy k Akhir Sham hona hy,
Haqiqat or Kahani jo b hy Anjam hona hy,

Chalo mil baith kr apny Khasary bant lety hain,
Sab he Rang or Jugno or Sitary Bant lety hain,

Zara c dair ko Tay hy k Akhir sham hona hy,
Haqiqat or kahani jo b hy Anjam hona hy,

To qu na sham sy pehly, Kisi anjam sy pehly,
Jo kuch Ghariyan Muyassar hain,

On he main Zindagi kr lain,
Kisi ehsas ki shamma jala kr,
In andheroon main,
Koi Dum roshani kar lain,

"CHALO HUM DOSTI KR LAIN"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Purchase 20 Vehicals in Rs.20

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:59 PM PST

Riddle:

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Haseen Aur Zaheen Log

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:57 PM PST

Dunyia mein 2 Tarah k Log hain 1 Haseen aur dosry Zaheen.


Haseen
Woh jis ka Msg Aap Parh Rahy hain.


Aur


Zaheen
Woh Jisne Ye Msg Aapko send kia hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapse Kitna Pyar Karta Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:56 PM PST

Koi 1 no Select Kro.
12,
23,
34,
45,
56,
65,

Dekhte Hain Aapka Pyar ap se kitna % Pyar krta hai?
Reply must.

Answers:
12=99% wow nice
23=44% so sweet
34= 00% So Sad
45= 101% Kya baat hai janab ki. Tumhara luck to acha nikla
56= 75% Hmm nice
65= Kisi or k Sath Set hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Kuttay Ko Nikalna Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:35 PM PST

Ek Kutta konwen me Gir Gaya Log konwen ko Paak Karne k Liye Molvi k pas Gaye to Molvi Ne kaha k 200 Balti Nikalo pak ho jaega.

Magar kuch Din Bad Pani Se Phir Smell Aane Lagi log Dusry molvi k pas gae to usny 400 balti nikalne ko kaha.

Magr same result.

Phir log Teesre Molvi k pas Gaye to usny pucha k Kutta Konwen me hi he?

Logon ne kaha Yes,

Molvi bola pehly kutta to nikalo phr konwan pak hoga.

Moral: Dosto hum ko bhi Pakistan kutte se pak krna he

Samajh gaye na?....Read More SMS/Jokes
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