Saturday, December 5, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:28 PM PST

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:


ISLAMABAD: Hello Jan
Chalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.

RAWALPINDI: Hello Jan
Kahan ho Tum?
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.

LAHORE: Hello Jan
Aaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.
Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.

KARACHI: Hello Jan
What a Fantastic Mosam,
Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.

PESHAWAR: Hello Jan
Kahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.
Mari To Nahi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Karna itna Aasan Hai

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 10:29 AM PST

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.



LEKIN...



Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Is Paheli Ka Jawab Do

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 06:32 AM PST

Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Auto Graph Please

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 06:25 AM PST

Auto Graph Plz:
___________________
___________________
___________________
___________________

Write There Any Special Words For Me.

Reply Must Please.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Eid k Bad Doston Ki Dawat

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 01:07 AM PST

GOLDEN WORDS:

Jo Shaks Eid k Baad Apne Doston ko Treat Deta Hai,

Usko Chand Jesi Dhulhan Milti Hai.


-William Mufta :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Death of Sardar's Friend

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 01:03 AM PST

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan's Sleeping Advice

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:58 AM PST

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Tum Sa koi Pyara

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:56 AM PST

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Lagaan Pakistani Version

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:51 AM PST

Lagaan Pakistani Version

Climax Scene: 1 ball 24 Runs Needed.

Bowler bowls

SHAN hits

Ball Splits into 4 Pieces

All pieces go for 6's Pakistan Wins. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Riding a Bicycle / Women

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 07:10 PM PST

Riding Sex:

What is the Difference Between Riding a Bicycle and Riding a Woman?


When Riding a Bicycle You Fix Your Ass and Move Your Legs,

While Riding a Woman you fix your legs and move your ass. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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