Tuesday, December 8, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Sorry SMS Jokes - Chalo Ab Roothna Choro

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 10:11 AM PST

Chalo Ab Roothna Choro
Chalo Ranjish Bhula Bhi Do.

Mohabbat Tum B Karty ho,
Muhabbat Main B Karta Hun.

To Phir ye Roothna Kesa?
To Phir ye Ranjishein Kesi?

Tumhare Paas Sab kuch hai!
Ye Dolat hai, ye shohrat hai.

Mere Daman main Meri Jaan,
Sirf Teri Mohabbat hai.

Mujhe Bas itna Kehna hai
Tumhare Paas rehna hai.

Chalo Ab Roothna choro,
Chalo Ranjish bhula B Do?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Muskurahat Pe Marta Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 10:02 AM PST

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Kya Rishta Banta Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:56 AM PST

1 Larka
1 Larki

Na Woh Shauhar-B.V

Na Woh Bhai-Behen

Na Woh Maa-Beta

Larki Ka Susar,
Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai.

To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai?

Its Challenge For You.

Answer: Saas-Damaad....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Log Aapse Q Jealous Hain

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:52 AM PST

Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey


Mai Bataon?
Bcoz


I'm Your Friend.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Sms To Kartey Nahi Ho

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:50 AM PST

Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai

Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho

Mere Pass Mobile Hai

Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho

Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Papa Bohat Shareef Hain

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:47 AM PST

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - 31st December 2009 Brings

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:44 AM PST

31st December 2009 will bring What 4 u?

Select a number than I'll tell You.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.


1.A nice friend
2.Pain
3.Flirt
4.Job
5.Ur dreams cum true
6.Luving partner
7.Love
8.Popularity
9.Internati0nal travelling
10.Bad news
11.Happiner
12.Tears....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Cheeni Milna Purani Baat

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:18 AM PST

Cheeni Milna Un Dino ki Baat Hai Faraz!

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Jab Log Sachchy or Sadar Achy Hotay Thay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kisi ka Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 08:52 AM PST

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Shiddat Se Uski Yad Ati Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 08:51 AM PST

Kabhi Kabhi Itni Shiddat Se Uski Yaad Aati Hai.




Main Bus Palkain Milata Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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